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CFC/HBC Exiles...

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Max Doobie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-01-29 01:35:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Max Doobie
IT'S OFFICIAL BABY!!!


I am one of the few and the proud that have undergone the honorable process of being considered too much of a troll, too hardcore and too quick witted even for Test and EXILED!

This was all in the making. I made a thread a few days ago regarding smaller Alliances being better for new players and I meant every word of it. You can pretty much see from that post that I wanted this to happen, saw it coming, and planned on doing whatever it took to make it happen as soon as possible.

"But Max, why didn't you just quit"?

I've been trolled and insulted since I got in that Alliance. The day I decided to stop taking their crap and hazing as a "newbro" was the day things went downhill...I dared to disagree with the wrong people...I dared to insult back when attacked. Blah blah blah.

I wanted to force them to boot me. I wanted them to have to get rid of me because they couldn't take me anymore. Quitting was too simple. Too easy. I wanted to force them to have to admit that I was too much of a ----poster even for the alleged king of ----posters.

Several members went to directors and tattled about my making them cry on Test forums. I even made a thread calling them out....they then ran to directors and tattled about my making them cry for tattling.

I even have mail from said ADULT males bragging about having tattled to get me booted.

Guys with hair on their faces possibly even kids and wives thinking it's COOL to run to another grown man and cry about Max Doobie inducing tears from them.

So the bottom line still stand for the new players...seek smaller Alliances. I have thoroughly exposed this scam/myth of the "New Player Friendly HBC/CFC" so after this, if you join and get scammed/trolled/hazed/etc, it's your own fault. You had firsthand warning of their dealings with new players and how they basically expect you to brown-nose to progress, and you didn't listen. You didn't heed it. So expect no sympathy in the future. HBC/CFC have absolutely no interest in new players. They want robots. They want yes-men and brown-nosers. If you even THINK about disagreeing with one of their "Golden Children", you will be harassed.

I was told there is a Hall of Fame for people booted by Goons/Test...people considered too much of a D-bag to hang with THEM.

Who do I contact to have my plaque mailed to me?

Doobay!! Big smile
Aurora Hailey
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-01-29 01:36:56 UTC
+1

I enjoyed
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-01-29 01:40:13 UTC
Nobody cares.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Dave Stark
#4 - 2013-01-29 01:41:07 UTC
can i get a tl:dr?
Max Doobie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-01-29 01:41:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Max Doobie
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Nobody cares.



Thumbs up for bumping the thread you "don't care about".

You must be the genius in RAZOR.
Snow Axe
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-01-29 01:42:20 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
can i get a tl:dr?


OP was too much of a sperglord for TEST. Let that sink in.

"Look any reason why you need to talk like that? I have now reported you. I dont need to listen to your bad tone. If you cant have a grown up conversation then leave the thread["

Not Politically Correct
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-01-29 01:44:50 UTC
Max Doobie wrote:
IT'S OFFICIAL BABY!!!


I am one of the few and the proud that have undergone the honorable process of being considered too much of a troll, too hardcore and too quick witted even for Test and EXILED!

This was all in the making. I made a thread a few days ago regarding smaller Alliances being better for new players and I meant every word of it. You can pretty much see from that post that I wanted this to happen, saw it coming, and planned on doing whatever it took to make it happen as soon as possible.

"But Max, why didn't you just quit"?

I've been trolled and insulted since I got in that Alliance. The day I decided to stop taking their crap and hazing as a "newbro" was the day things went downhill...I dared to disagree with the wrong people...I dared to insult back when attacked. Blah blah blah.

I wanted to force them to boot me. I wanted them to have to get rid of me because they couldn't take me anymore. Quitting was too simple. Too easy. I wanted to force them to have to admit that I was too much of a ----poster even for the alleged king of ----posters.

Several members went to directors and tattled about my making them cry on Test forums. I even made a thread calling them out....they then ran to directors and tattled about my making them cry for tattling.

I even have mail from said ADULT males bragging about having tattled to get me booted.

Guys with hair on their faces possibly even kids and wives thinking it's COOL to run to another grown man and cry about Max Doobie inducing tears from them.

So the bottom line still stand for the new players...seek smaller Alliances. I have thoroughly exposed this scam/myth of the "New Player Friendly HBC/CFC" so after this, if you join and get scammed/trolled/hazed/etc, it's your own fault. You had firsthand warning of their dealings with new players and how they basically expect you to brown-nose to progress, and you didn't listen. You didn't heed it. So expect no sympathy in the future. HBC/CFC have absolutely no interest in new players. They want robots. They want yes-men and brown-nosers. If you even THINK about disagreeing with one of their "Golden Children", you will be harassed.

I was told there is a Hall of Fame for people booted by Goons/Test...people considered too much of a D-bag to hang with THEM.

Who do I contact to have my plaque mailed to me?

Doobay!! Big smile


I care. Thank you for being honest, and strong enough to avoid going with the tide.
Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-01-29 01:45:25 UTC
Congrats on taking "taking a game personally" to a new level.
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-01-29 01:49:24 UTC
Xinivrae wrote:
Congrats on taking "taking a game personally" to a new level.

'Nuff said.

CCP has no sense of humour.

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#10 - 2013-01-29 01:50:09 UTC
Snow Axe wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
can i get a tl:dr?


OP was too much of a sperglord for TEST and Goons. Let that sink in.


FTFY.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Max Doobie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-01-29 01:50:45 UTC
Xinivrae wrote:
Congrats on taking "taking a game personally" to a new level.



Who's taking the game to seriously?

The Twinkle-toe'ers who go crying and tattling to directors because the new kid doesn't take their crap or the guy who trolls an entire alliance to get booted?

I had fun, no Idea what you're talking about.
Nex apparatu5
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2013-01-29 01:57:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Nex apparatu5
tl;dr

OP never contributed to Test, didnt join any social group, all he did was make terrible posts on the forums.

He would also brag about his scams, but never kicked anything back to the scam corp, as is tradition.

Someone said "hey, tune down the sperging and being ultra defensive, and max responded with this.

Quote:
Alright so, I get a message from a higher-up a few days ago saying that someone contacted him complaining about me.

I'm cool with many of you. Been on ops, chatted it up and whatnot, shout out to you.

Some of you hate my ******* guts. I get that. Here's the thing:

Are we in ******* Grade school are some ****? I read somewhere that the average EVE players is 25+...

Why the **** are grown ass men running to other grown ass men tattling because they don't like my forum threads or whatever?

If I'm doing some **** that HURTS Test, I get that. Do what you need to do. However if you simply don't like the way I interact with YOU personally, dude man the **** up, grab your nuts and talk it out with me man to man. Don't ******* run to someone else complaining and ****, folks who have more pressing issues to deal with than some ******* bickering about dumb ****.

Mail me, convo me or better yet, if you're really ballsy, have me meet you on mumble to talk **** out and you get **** off of your chest. I can fully respect that. Either of those is better than running to a higher up, bitching and moaning about some random squabble and having them waste their ******* time messaging me about this dumb ****. They won't tell you to your face, but I'm sure even to them you look like a *****.

Not everyone will get along. That's life. I accept that. My personality doesn't mesh with everyone. I get that. That's true for everyone. However there are ways that ADULTS handle this issue, and there are ways CHILDREN handle this issue.

Approach me and talk it out, ignore me, or simply put me on block in game. Doing that won't be very effective however since I rarely even speak in channel but hey, it's an option.

As far as the forums, simply don't read my threads. Why some of you motherfuckers spend so much time reading the **** that someone you apparently can't stand is ******* beyond me. I mean if you're going to read my threads, don't then go bitching to directors about my forum posting....just don't read the ****!

Down-vote or w/e, I don't give a ****. I'm just saying some real ****. Nut the **** up and handle your issues like men. Real men don't go crying for mediators to handle their issues for them. What the **** do you do on the job? Do you go ***** to the manager every time a co-worker expresses an pinion you don't like or does something that annoys you? I guarantee you won't be there much longer. What do those of you who are fathers teach your sons? To go running for mommy and daddy every time that have a conflict at school? This explains why kids these days are such pussies shooting up schools and **** because people pick on them. My old timers know what I mean. You had an issue you either talked it out or duked it out with THAT GUY, and that was that. You manned the **** up. You handled your business. You didn't go ******* run to the principal when some dude called you names.

This isn't just in game, this is IRL as well. It's what's wrong with this country and this world. Men aren't ******* MEN anymore. Men these days gossip and backbite like fuckin women in hair salons and tanning beds. Men are wearing skinny jeans and lip gloss and have Justin Bieber posters on their walls. Men look to their wives and GFs to solve their problems and guide them then cry when their women go to real men. It's ******* insane man.

THOUSANDS of people in this Alliance...do you seriously expect to like all of them?

Bottom line if you have an issue with me, come to me. I don't bite unless bitten. I can be reasoned with. Two men can chat it up, vent their issues and come to an understanding without having to run to others for backup.

...and for FUCKS sake, don't be like the bitchass who ran to a director and see me talking in channel, give a snide remark insulting me, have me insult you back then run like a ***** to a director and play the victim. That's the EPITOME of "*****". I didn't even ******* ADDRESS this ****** and he talks **** then cries when I verbally ***** slapped his ass....the **** is THAT?? Who the **** does that??? I mean seriously??? YOU start ****, I respond, and you go complain??? Where are the ******* MEN these days dude?

...I'm typing this at a rest area...back to the road. To those who understand my perspective and aren't taking offense to some real talk, hats off to you. The only folks who would be insulted by this thread are the ones who do the **** I described.


Yes, he got that mad at a video game, and that's what most of his posts read like
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-01-29 01:57:57 UTC
Max Doobie wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Nobody cares.



Thumbs up for bumping the thread you "don't care about".

You must be the genius in RAZOR.

Yes, I bumped it from the first page to the first page. I clearly increased the visibility of your forgotten thread.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)

Dave Stark
#14 - 2013-01-29 02:00:29 UTC
Snow Axe wrote:
Dave Stark wrote:
can i get a tl:dr?


OP was too much of a sperglord for TEST. Let that sink in.


well.
oh dear.
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-01-29 02:02:36 UTC
puppetmastered

what illustrious eve organizations will you fool into kicking you next?

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal

Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-01-29 02:04:02 UTC
Seriously though, getting kicked from test for badposting is an incredible feat.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal

Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#17 - 2013-01-29 02:12:41 UTC
Max Doobie wrote:
IT'S OFFICIAL BABY!!!

I am one of the few and the proud that have undergone the honorable process of being considered too much of a troll, too hardcore and too quick witted even for Test and EXILED!



I did not find your posts too much hardcore or particularly quick witted.

I think they booted you for too much biting the hand that fed you. And for the incessant whihing, oh the whining.
Dersk
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-01-29 02:13:01 UTC
Eve has it's very own Rosa Parks. What a hero.
Max Doobie
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2013-01-29 02:16:15 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Max Doobie wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Nobody cares.



Thumbs up for bumping the thread you "don't care about".

You must be the genius in RAZOR.

Yes, I bumped it from the first page to the first page. I clearly increased the visibility of your forgotten thread.

p

I'm just going to AFK and let you "keep the dying thread dead" by continuously posting in it.

Thanks in advance.

I'll be sure to inform Master Mittani of your valiant attempts at countering the Max Menace. You will be rewarded.

*pets head*
Hannah Flex
#20 - 2013-01-29 02:16:29 UTC
Hey guys quit shitting up GD with useless threads thanks in advance
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