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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7001 - 2013-01-25 20:55:34 UTC
*puts on mask, throws stink bomb under bed, leaves CQ and closes it tightly*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7002 - 2013-01-25 22:31:44 UTC
Take that to the balcony dear.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#7003 - 2013-01-26 04:53:20 UTC
To see you aligned in this wonderful position next to my bed when I wake up in the morning, is quite the best possible way to start in a day. ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#7004 - 2013-01-26 05:44:56 UTC
Interesting you should say that, I obtained a set of skill chips detailing carnal positions from every culture throughout the four empires and beyond.

Care to try them out?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#7005 - 2013-01-28 18:20:19 UTC
I'm fairly certain I don't want to be in the vicinity of any kind of machinery that requires those kind of skill books to operate. I suggest you go back to resolving the traveling salesman problem and take such merchandise elsewhere.
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7006 - 2013-01-28 20:14:43 UTC
well, it looks like you didn't need any skill books whatsoever... must be nice to be naturally flexible like that.

I go well with Quafe...
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7007 - 2013-01-28 21:28:12 UTC
That accident you had with proxide and your dreads is nothing compared to what will happen to you unless you GTFO of my CQ.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#7008 - 2013-01-29 08:41:28 UTC
That's OK dear... I;m here to protect you from that albino dredlock dude...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Perkone
Caldari State
#7009 - 2013-01-30 01:29:23 UTC
Floor. NOW!

Guardian of the Land of Kings ~Sriracha Nighthawk's twin
Sheimi Madaveda
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7010 - 2013-01-30 16:27:44 UTC
How did you get in here again?

Arma Purgatorium - Once for the State, Now for the King Low Sec, PvP, Industrial - Open for Recruiting http://armapurgatorium.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/arpur_recruit1.png 
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7011 - 2013-01-31 05:12:14 UTC
Sheimi Madaveda wrote:
How did you get in here again?
Sorry, I think I got your door busted :(
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#7012 - 2013-01-31 06:14:53 UTC
No bra for you!
Horatio Gauss
Terrific Wormhole Adventure Time
#7013 - 2013-01-31 10:48:42 UTC
I don't even know what the hell you are, kid.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#7014 - 2013-01-31 14:35:22 UTC
Hello?!?!

Oh Dear I think I broke him

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#7015 - 2013-01-31 14:48:37 UTC
What? You've never seen footie pajamas before? Don't you judge me!
Sriracha Nighthawk
Perkone
Caldari State
#7016 - 2013-02-03 13:06:50 UTC
Ugh! How many times have we gone through this! **** it, I'm getting the hell out of this station!

*opens airlock and dies*

"Kind of like the Caldari version of Adama I guess." -Kairavi Mrithyakara
Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Perkone
Caldari State
#7017 - 2013-02-03 13:10:18 UTC
Edit: 0_0

Wrong thread.

Guardian of the Land of Kings ~Sriracha Nighthawk's twin
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#7018 - 2013-02-03 13:49:25 UTC
Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:
Edit: 0_0

Wrong thread.



Oh, you two (Kahu ia Kane'ohe and Sriracha Nighthawk ), stay a little longer and ccontinue what you were doing. It is interesting watching this Bear.

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#7019 - 2013-02-04 14:00:49 UTC
*Opens one eye, sees Aerethir silently tyring to sneak out of the CQ*

Mmmkay, you can leave, no need to explain how you got in...

*Aerethir rushes out the door*

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#7020 - 2013-02-04 14:17:35 UTC
Who was that guy? He wasn't there when we went to bed :S

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