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Public service announcement from Darius III

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Matthias Aaron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2013-01-25 19:44:25 UTC
A new meme!!!! Make more, make more! Apply it to politics, apply it to entertainment! Let Eve spread. Thank you D3 for your inane chatter that causes the laughs, smirks, giggles and guffaws of New Eden!
Newt Rondanse
Magnificent Mayhem Mining
#42 - 2013-01-25 19:45:44 UTC
The logs show nothing!
Bagehi
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#43 - 2013-01-25 19:48:26 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Followup question; who did vote for Darius and why?


I honestly think he was elected by a bunch of GSF members who thought it would be hilarious.
ThisIsntMyMain
Doomheim
#44 - 2013-01-25 19:48:50 UTC  |  Edited by: ThisIsntMyMain
Darius III wrote:
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll



No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.


I'll probably be banned for this, but you sir, are a sack of useless lying sh*t
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#45 - 2013-01-25 19:51:35 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll



No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.



Oh no! The CCP alliance will soon take all SOV!

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter

Azran Zala
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2013-01-25 20:01:05 UTC
Bernie Nator wrote:
Cajun Style wrote:
Nathan Jameson wrote:
Wait a minute, are we all wearing the same shirt?



we should start a club. the real purpose of this thread is revealed!


I endorse this message. These coats are quite amazing.


Noted. Need some new variety in threads (pun intended)
GeeShizzle MacCloud
#47 - 2013-01-25 20:03:11 UTC
Darius III wrote:


PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.


same can be said for the ramblings of medically assessed and certified crazies. Some mentally ill-equipped people thought the world was going to end near Christmas last year, though these people were in the minority and the majority thought they were idiots for thinking what they thought.

I'm sorry D3 but seemingly every time you open your mouth to hark on about some 'serious' issue, its about as serious as a dogs fart. You should take heed of the level of 'careface' that the majority give these issues and learn what's actually genuinely a cause for concern.

although i guess you'll stay the same, i wouldn't put it past you to use phrases like:

'you'd be paranoid too if they were after you!'

I am concerned, but mainly for your mental state, not the issues u champion.
Frothgar
State War Academy
Caldari State
#48 - 2013-01-25 20:11:39 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll



No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.



So wait.. The game developers.. can read things... within the game they made.. a game which they own.. and one we play with their permission.

Lol I'm all for anonymity and freedom of speech, but you know, the game owners and developers in theory have unlimited right to look at whatever is going on within their property.

I'd say the fact that they let us get away with such epic naughtyness is testement enough to their credibility because I certainly would never invite half of you nutcases into my house regardless if you paid for the honor or visiting. ^_^
chris elliot
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#49 - 2013-01-25 20:23:03 UTC
Frothgar wrote:
Darius III wrote:
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll



No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.



So wait.. The game developers.. can read things... within the game they made.. a game which they own.. and one we play with their permission.

Lol I'm all for anonymity and freedom of speech, but you know, the game owners and developers in theory have unlimited right to look at whatever is going on within their property.

I'd say the fact that they let us get away with such epic naughtyness is testement enough to their credibility because I certainly would never invite half of you nutcases into my house regardless if you paid for the honor or visiting. ^_^



Only half? You are much more benevolent than me sir. I would not even let any of you know where I live so much as invite you over. Even if you did pay.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#50 - 2013-01-25 20:25:55 UTC
Darius III wrote:
No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.

I'm actually quite interested to hear more about this. I hope you follow this up properly.

In the meantime, can you give a quick summary of the meaning of the word 'intercepted'?
Luciana BlitzKriger
Adventurers
#51 - 2013-01-25 20:30:55 UTC
Big smile

I won't be suprise if CCP is been Monitoring everyone's reconversion an forums. As longest we don't break Rule they can let us do what ever we want. But Kinda Ballsey of D3 looking for something that Oblivious is been here since the creation of the eve.
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#52 - 2013-01-25 20:31:14 UTC
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa whoa. Whoa.............whoa.


This is NOT my Batman glass.
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#53 - 2013-01-25 20:38:06 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Alekseyev Karrde wrote:
Guess it's that time of year for Darius to pretend he's done something, anything, for the past 8 months.

We'll try to carry on without you, somehow Roll



No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.


So to be fair, if I knew of CCP shenanigans I would absolutely be shouting out about it. I think and have stated it every time I've been asked about that the CSM is for is to be the players representative to make sure future scandals like the BPO and POS incidents never happen again, or if they do to to be able to look inside CCP to make sure actions are taken to make sure CCP isn't part of cheating or scamming the players of Eve.

So how about sharing what you know with the CSM so we can actually get enraged and demand action from CCP. I am personally a little sad we haven't had a scandal to deal with because those are why we exist in the first place, not to be "wanna be" game developers.

So share what you have with the rest of the CSM and try and do some good instead ot "I know stuff! Don't ban me Bro!" like this recent post.

Issler
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-01-25 20:48:46 UTC
Darius III wrote:
No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.


I'll probably get banned for this, but you have been by far both the loudest & most useless member of any CSM ever.

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Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#55 - 2013-01-25 20:49:54 UTC
Issler Dainze wrote:
So how about sharing what you know with the CSM so we can actually get enraged and demand action from CCP. I am personally a little sad we haven't had a scandal to deal with because those are why we exist in the first place, not to be "wanna be" game developers.


He can't tell you because CCP IS INTERCEPTING COMMUNICATIONS ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.

Kelduum Revaan
The Ebon Hawk
#56 - 2013-01-25 21:08:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Kelduum Revaan
I'll probably get banned for this, but I have the right coat, but mine is a different colour. Cry

Darius III wrote:
... this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers...
Ahem. Currently a professional game developer here, thankyouverymuch. Also other CSM members have been game developers, too. Notable ones at that.

Darius III wrote:
PS: The CSM doesnt know about it because I haven't ever spoken to any of them...
Fixed that for you.
Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#57 - 2013-01-25 21:17:14 UTC
This one time... at CCP....

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2007-2010: CCP Game Designer | 2011-2013: CSM6 Delegate & CSM7 Chairman

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chris elliot
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#58 - 2013-01-25 21:19:54 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Darius III wrote:
...


I'll probably get banned for this, but you have been by far both the loudest & most useless member of any CSM ever.



Kind of like a fart, wouldn't you say? No one knows where it is until it suddenly becomes very loud, very forceful and quite smelly. Then, after its time has passed in a few short seconds it vanishes without even a memory. No one quite knows what they are good for and most people, women especially, wish they would not introduce themselves so loudly and pungently.

Amirite?
Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#59 - 2013-01-25 21:24:52 UTC
Darius III wrote:
No sir, this is the part where I call out the rest of the CSM for spending all their time trying to be amateur game developers and not dealing with CCP CHEATING by intercepting player communications. Go back to that, let me inform the players about CCP misconduct.

Once my source comes forward we will have more information.

PS: The CSM doesnt care about it much-even though IMO it should be #1 problem to address.


Right now, YOU are the source of this rumor of CCP corruption. And YOU are also the CSM. So if you care about bringing justice to CCP and the player base, by all means, enlighten us as to what's going on, so it can be taken care of. Otherwise, you are part of the coverup as well, and a hypocrite.

Should we assume this false altruism is the first step in your bid for #CSM8? Roll


CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary

HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#60 - 2013-01-25 21:27:53 UTC  |  Edited by: HVAC Repairman
darius is not the csm we want, but the csm we need (to get out)

edit: yo, dolan i am offended that the eve-o board doesn't have :frogout: