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Sabre de Orlenard
Channel 47
#1 - 2013-01-25 17:29:57 UTC
I'm Sabre de Orlenard anchor and host of 'Orlenard Review' a political news broadcast from Channerl 47 at Dodixie VI.

I finally decided to put my busy schedule aside to attend some basic flight lessons and can now fly to the stars on my own in this shuttle. I decided to take my home system of Dodixie a tour. As I see many of you going about your busy lives in your giant warships of death looking all smug here right at the Federation Navy station undock.

With the traffic of this many ships I hope all of you have your immigration status sorted out and if not I suggest returning to wherever the hell you came from as we have enough immigrants as it is with all the Minmatar refugees, the Republic's biggest export.

Tune in to our show sometime for a review of all the top news of the Federation and of New Eden. Our news team will always bring you cold and hard reports live from anywhere, anytime as soon the news happen.

I'd tell you to fly safe but it's not like you can die anyway. I better stop typing as I happen to be in a collision course with this massive warship.

Catch you around!
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#2 - 2013-01-25 18:49:05 UTC
Sabre de Orlenard wrote:
I'm Sabre de Orlenard anchor and host of 'Orlenard Review' a political news broadcast from Channerl 47 at Dodixie VI.

I finally decided to put my busy schedule aside to attend some basic flight lessons and can now fly to the stars on my own in this shuttle. I decided to take my home system of Dodixie a tour. As I see many of you going about your busy lives in your giant warships of death looking all smug here right at the Federation Navy station undock.

With the traffic of this many ships I hope all of you have your immigration status sorted out and if not I suggest returning to wherever the hell you came from as we have enough immigrants as it is with all the Minmatar refugees, the Republic's biggest export.

Tune in to our show sometime for a review of all the top news of the Federation and of New Eden. Our news team will always bring you cold and hard reports live from anywhere, anytime as soon the news happen.

I'd tell you to fly safe but it's not like you can die anyway. I better stop typing as I happen to be in a collision course with this massive warship.

Catch you around!



You bounce, sir.

Welcome to space!
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#3 - 2013-01-25 18:57:02 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Sabre de Orlenard wrote:
I'm Sabre de Orlenard anchor and host of 'Orlenard Review' a political news broadcast from Channerl 47 at Dodixie VI.

I finally decided to put my busy schedule aside to attend some basic flight lessons and can now fly to the stars on my own in this shuttle. I decided to take my home system of Dodixie a tour. As I see many of you going about your busy lives in your giant warships of death looking all smug here right at the Federation Navy station undock.

With the traffic of this many ships I hope all of you have your immigration status sorted out and if not I suggest returning to wherever the hell you came from as we have enough immigrants as it is with all the Minmatar refugees, the Republic's biggest export.

Tune in to our show sometime for a review of all the top news of the Federation and of New Eden. Our news team will always bring you cold and hard reports live from anywhere, anytime as soon the news happen.

I'd tell you to fly safe but it's not like you can die anyway. I better stop typing as I happen to be in a collision course with this massive warship.

Catch you around!



You bounce, sir.

Welcome to space!


Shielding technology is a wonderful thing.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-01-25 19:36:06 UTC
Another candle in the darkness of our uninformed minds.

Burn on, you bright young thing!

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#5 - 2013-01-25 19:37:52 UTC
Silas Vitalia wrote:
Another candle in the darkness of our uninformed minds.

Burn on, you bright young thing!



I hope he will burn very brightly indeed.
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#6 - 2013-01-25 19:40:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Graelyn
You will either learn a great deal that you never wanted to know, or dwell in a stew of passionate and dedicated ignorance.

Red or Black? My bet is made.

Let's see how this wheel spins.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Anslo
Scope Works
#7 - 2013-01-25 19:41:44 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Silas Vitalia wrote:
Another candle in the darkness of our uninformed minds.

Burn on, you bright young thing!



I hope he will burn very brightly indeed.


I see what you did there Tibs.

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Sabre de Orlenard
Channel 47
#8 - 2013-01-25 20:06:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sabre de Orlenard
I appreciate the warm welcome. Our editors, writers and producer are hard at work in developing a capsuleer edition of our show for your viewing pleasure. Also I see that your kind is very talkative in current events and on new eden politics, I will offer you my political expertise and vision every once in a while so you can have no doubt in how to interpret the universe around you.

Meanwhile I must return to work as I have an interview with a famous actress about the debut of her new holo 'Old Man Star Bride." A romantic comedy about a female pirate and a wedding gone wrong.
Tarunik Raqalth'Qui
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-01-25 23:23:08 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Scherezad wrote:
Sabre de Orlenard wrote:
I'm Sabre de Orlenard anchor and host of 'Orlenard Review' a political news broadcast from Channerl 47 at Dodixie VI.

I finally decided to put my busy schedule aside to attend some basic flight lessons and can now fly to the stars on my own in this shuttle. I decided to take my home system of Dodixie a tour. As I see many of you going about your busy lives in your giant warships of death looking all smug here right at the Federation Navy station undock.

With the traffic of this many ships I hope all of you have your immigration status sorted out and if not I suggest returning to wherever the hell you came from as we have enough immigrants as it is with all the Minmatar refugees, the Republic's biggest export.

Tune in to our show sometime for a review of all the top news of the Federation and of New Eden. Our news team will always bring you cold and hard reports live from anywhere, anytime as soon the news happen.

I'd tell you to fly safe but it's not like you can die anyway. I better stop typing as I happen to be in a collision course with this massive warship.

Catch you around!



You bounce, sir.

Welcome to space!


Shielding technology is a wonderful thing.

Sure is...although I do wonder what allows our ships to get "snagged" on such things as acceleration gates, asteroids, and starbase parts...anyone got an answer for that?
Lucas Raholan
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
#10 - 2013-01-25 23:56:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Raholan
Sabre de Orlenard wrote:
I appreciate the warm welcome


You clearly have already learnt alot about what it means to be one off us when you take being told to incinerate yourself as a 'warm welcome'

Because trust me, up here incineration is a good way to die

Shitposts so bad CONCORD gave me a 50 billion ISK bounty
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-01-26 01:50:52 UTC
Another Gallente news anchor. Hopefully you'll be more objective than The Scope. If so, I'd love to listen to your broadcast, if not, then you'll only be just another publicity media trying to portray the "gallentean view of things" over everything else. And this cluster is way too complex for just one view to explain it all.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Henry Montclaire
Guild of Independent Pilots
DammFam
#12 - 2013-01-26 17:48:19 UTC
I know where this is going.
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-01-26 17:55:47 UTC
Sepherim wrote:
And this cluster is way too complex for just one view to explain it all.


A decidedly new PIE perspective!

They are just letting anyone in the door these days....

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Sepherim
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-01-26 19:40:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Sepherim
Silas Vitalia wrote:
A decidedly new PIE perspective!
They are just letting anyone in the door these days....


You may have deformed the Scriptures a lot in your deluded mind, Sabik, but our words are based on science and knowledge. To know and understand the universe, you must be able to place yourself in the shoes of different people, and see the truths in their ways where there may be such. There are many ways in which to explain things, some are right, some are wrong. Yours, for example, is wrong. Always.

But you should get back to your party and leave the important discussions to those who have things to say beyond simple and empty puns.

Sepherim Catillah Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris Liuteneant Ex-Imperial Navy Imperator Commander
Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-01-26 20:05:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Silas Vitalia
Sepherim wrote:


There are many ways in which to explain things


A brief response but I'll not detract from the dear Gallente's topic again; we can happily discuss this anytime elsewhere!

Let's see if I can recall my Sunday school lectures...

In the mind of the Imperial faithful, of which I would consider you a member;

There is only ONE way to explain things, and we all know the Divinely appointed apparatus for this. These single and solitary Truths are divined from God's Will to Empress' lips to Theology Council's edict, to Scripture.

Thinking about 'multiple points of view' is a 'path to ruin' as some of the more stern Priests are fond of saying.


Again my apologies to our intrepid Gallente for distracting from his thread. Feel free to mail me Seph and we'll have a little chat!

Sabik now, Sabik forever
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#16 - 2013-01-27 00:10:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Oh look, another Gallente "news" programme informed by its creator's jingoism and bigotry.

Well.

This is certainly new and innovative.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#17 - 2013-01-28 02:36:19 UTC
Sabre de Orlenard wrote:
With the traffic of this many ships I hope all of you have your immigration status sorted out and if not I suggest returning to wherever the hell you came from as we have enough immigrants as it is with all the Minmatar refugees, the Republic's biggest export.



The Republics greatest export? Curious. More like the Federations greatest import from Amarrian space. Why? Well the federation is full of self righteous do-gooders who feel the need to set up large well funded refugee camps, so that the people coming out of slavery into one of the camps feel that they have no reason to leave. Better that they should have stayed in Amarrian slavery than a pointless existence in a Gallentee camp.

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#18 - 2013-01-28 03:02:54 UTC
I look forward to the in-depth report on Jovian politics.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0