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The innuendo thread

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Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#21 - 2013-01-23 02:30:56 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill

None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ?

Oh my, that took me a moment to get. Cool


hahaha

Here's mine: (Other person's named censored :3)

Xercodo : Drake is a duck =D
------------: erm no
------------: Drake is a smaller, bruter Dragon
Xercodo : "Some people use "duck" specifically for adult females and "drake" for adult males, for the species described here; others use "hen" and "drake", respectively."
Xercodo : it's a duck XD
------------: http://images.wikia.com/pathfinder/images/1/10/Flame_drake.jpg
------------: ^Drake
Xercodo : http://www.natures-desktop-hd.com/wallpaper-previews/birds/colorful-mallard-drake.jpg
Xercodo : ^Drake
Xercodo : DIAL (Drake is a lie)
------------: no =/
Xercodo : yes
Xercodo : I win
------------: no u don't
------------: ducks fail
Xercodo : EXACTLY
Xercodo : DIAL
------------: no
Xercodo : DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL
------------: LAID LAID LAID Laid la-- wait a minute
Xercodo : haahhahahah

The Drake is a Lie
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#22 - 2013-01-23 02:32:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Xercodo
Other various silly convos:

Steamjunk > other than ganking, what is everyone using tornados for?
IcyFizzle > wrecking oklahoma

===============================

Commander Kalantri > I was at the store the other day and saw a sign that said "Reward: Lost Blonde cat"...I walked in to the store and said..Damn, they lose another blonde pussy?! The guy at the counter almost choked on his gum!
Commander Kalantri > It was too easy...the other thing I asked him...is the pussy a natural blonde?
Commander Kalantri > that got me a dirty look..rofl
Commander Kalantri > only thing better would be if I actually found the cat.
Commander Kalantri > Yes sir, I'm calling for the reward being offered for your blonde pussy!

===============================

Alex Rendez > How's totally capping out anything that can come through that hole every 12 seconds?
Alex Rendez > From 24km away
Xercodo > thats some strong suction :P
Alex Rendez > rawr
Alex Rendez > park on the hole and SUCK

The Drake is a Lie
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-01-23 07:56:40 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
I'm bored and on a train.


I'm on a boat.

You win.
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#24 - 2013-01-23 09:48:59 UTC
friend on TS new to Eve "Hey why is this ***** denying me permission to dock!?"
Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
#25 - 2013-01-23 10:07:04 UTC
This happened to me recently...

I enter a system and this is the chat as I enter

"How big is it?"
"About 7 inches"
"Thats not bad, its about the same size as my dad"
"Oh your dad has one?"
"yeah, he showed it to me last week"
....

It went on like that for about 10 minutes... I was just about to ask what the hell they where talking about but they both left the system as I was typing. I'll never know...

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub. 
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2013-01-23 12:25:19 UTC
Kryss Darkdust wrote:
This happened to me recently...

I enter a system and this is the chat as I enter

"How big is it?"
"About 7 inches"
"Thats not bad, its about the same size as my dad"
"Oh your dad has one?"
"yeah, he showed it to me last week"
....

It went on like that for about 10 minutes... I was just about to ask what the hell they where talking about but they both left the system as I was typing. I'll never know...

That guy must have an incredible small father.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#27 - 2013-01-23 15:04:17 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill


None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ?

Hey, boat's trying to lose weight man. That's low...

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#28 - 2013-01-24 00:06:28 UTC
We do not ask for armour reps, but "need love rays" from our logi.
Ovv Topik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-01-24 00:42:51 UTC
I was a noob and had no idea about 1v1 initiation.
So I land in system to see in local:

> OK you flip my can, then I’ll flip yours.
> No you flip mine first, then I’ll flip you.


Noobs should be warned about this stuff man!
Bitter taste!

"Nicknack, I'm in a shoe in space, on my computer, in my house, with a cup of coffee, in't that something." - Fly Safe PopPaddi. o7

Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-01-24 00:50:50 UTC
"The price of tritanium is ridiculous"
"Mixing weapon types is bad"
"That contract is a scam"
"I dont have enough powergrid left"

Am I doing it right?
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#31 - 2013-01-24 01:25:07 UTC
A dirty joke once saved the POS from a previous corp.
I would retell it, but it involved dysentery, toilet humor, and was described as weapons grade black humor.
I don't know who, but some one on comms started vomiting it was so bad.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-01-24 02:01:19 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
A dirty joke once saved the POS from a previous corp.
I would retell it, but it involved dysentery, toilet humor, and was described as weapons grade black humor.
I don't know who, but some one on comms started vomiting it was so bad.


Well now you're obligated to share or I'll get ISD to get you banned forever Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#33 - 2013-01-24 08:27:04 UTC
Hard as a Rokh

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#34 - 2013-01-24 08:36:52 UTC
This guy on GD started a thread and asked for innuendos.

So I gave him one.

Day 0 Advice for New Players
IHaveCandyGetInTheVan69
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
#35 - 2013-01-24 09:48:17 UTC
"We are about to make a big push in Haras"
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-01-24 11:38:19 UTC
Mara Rinn wrote:
This guy on GD started a thread and asked for innuendos.

So I gave him one.

I see what you did there Cool Clever.
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#37 - 2013-01-25 15:49:24 UTC
Seen in Help channel just a while ago:
[15:42:07] [Name removed] > i had my drones do some wierd things last week
[15:42:29] [Name also removed] > [Name removed] we aren't interested in your devient sexual practices

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#38 - 2013-01-30 13:32:20 UTC
As I entered corp chat yesterday:

"That's no good, you've got a huge explosive hole"

"Excuse me?"
Erien Rand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-01-30 13:39:09 UTC
That's not a moon....its my POS
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2013-01-30 14:29:00 UTC
Im going to have to nominate a substantial part of my Jita conversations.

Also there was a good one I had relating to getting another tornado last night with someone telling me they are very easy to use.
I responded with like your sister.
Less than an hour later the nado was popped.
I pointed out that her sister lasted longer than the nado.
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