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Want to run for CSM 8? You need help!

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Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#1 - 2013-01-23 18:44:17 UTC
Given the large number of people that seem to want to stand for CSM8 this year (see this list), and given the quality of some of the initial campaign threads, it seems like some players would benefit from some hard won campaign advice, or even just proofreading.

Since I am not running this year, I am offering up my services, for a price. If you are interested in running for CSM8, and you would like some advice, help crafting your campaign, or even a quick editing pass on your thread, send me an EVE mail. My rates are quite reasonable, and well worth it.

My qualifications: I have received the 3rd highest vote total in CSM history, being exceeded only by the Mittani (twice). As a complete unknown, I got elected to CSM6, purely on the strength of my message and my campaigning.

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#2 - 2013-01-23 18:59:45 UTC
Confirming Two step can eagle triple spaces between sentences no matter WHAT font you use. Twisted

Also, inb4 tinfoil about quitting CSM for profit. Roll

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary

Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#3 - 2013-01-23 19:04:50 UTC
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
Confirming Two step can eagle triple spaces between sentences no matter WHAT font you use. Twisted

Also, inb4 tinfoil about quitting CSM for profit. Roll


This is not about profit for me, it is about having the best possible CSM8 Twisted

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Xander Phoena
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-01-23 19:13:37 UTC
I support and/or endorse this service.

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Trebor Daehdoow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-23 19:17:33 UTC
Two step wrote:
This is not about profit for me, it is about having the best possible CSM8 Twisted

So you'll only take on clients you think will be good CSM delegates? Or are you going to be a hired gun for anyone who can meet your price?

I need to know the answer to this and other important questions before I can declare you a Recommended Supplier of CSM election advice, which is part of my new CSM Election Advisor Advising service. Another would be how much you will pay for my Seal of Approval.

Those candidates wishing to get advice on which advisor they should pay to advise them can evemail me. I will be happy to put you together with an Approved Advisor for a large but extremely reasonable fee.

Private Citizen • CSM in recovery

Seleene
Body Count Inc.
Mercenary Coalition
#6 - 2013-01-23 19:20:16 UTC
LOL!!!! Two Step is a damn boss level prostitute. TwistedTwistedBig smileBig smile

2004-2008: Mercenary Coalition Boss

2007-2010: CCP Game Designer | 2011-2013: CSM6 Delegate & CSM7 Chairman

2011-2015: Pandemic Legionnaire

2015- : Mercenary Coalition Boss

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Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#7 - 2013-01-23 19:30:57 UTC
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
Two step wrote:
This is not about profit for me, it is about having the best possible CSM8 Twisted

So you'll only take on clients you think will be good CSM delegates? Or are you going to be a hired gun for anyone who can meet your price?

I need to know the answer to this and other important questions before I can declare you a Recommended Supplier of CSM election advice, which is part of my new CSM Election Advisor Advising service. Another would be how much you will pay for my Seal of Approval.

Those candidates wishing to get advice on which advisor they should pay to advise them can evemail me. I will be happy to put you together with an Approved Advisor for a large but extremely reasonable fee.


I think we all deserve CSM 8 candidates who can express their ideas clearly, no matter what those ideas are.

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Laryk
Aperture Harmonics
#8 - 2013-01-24 03:28:22 UTC
Seleene wrote:
LOL!!!! Two Step is a damn boss level prostitute. TwistedTwistedBig smileBig smile



Please elaborate. I really would like to know what a boss level prostitute is? Really think I need to meet one.
Ibeau Renoir
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-01-24 14:41:58 UTC
Two step wrote:
I think we all deserve CSM 8 candidates who can express their ideas clearly, no matter what those ideas are.

This is why I won't be voting for any candidate who I know has needed this service. What happens come summit time? Without your special advisor, you inevitably resume failing.

(Aside: Not only do we have space politicians, now we even have space political consultants! Eve becomes more like RL every day. What's next, the lobbyist revolving door?)

Ceci n'est pas un sig.

Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#10 - 2013-01-24 16:42:23 UTC
Ibeau Renoir wrote:
Two step wrote:
I think we all deserve CSM 8 candidates who can express their ideas clearly, no matter what those ideas are.

This is why I won't be voting for any candidate who I know has needed this service. What happens come summit time? Without your special advisor, you inevitably resume failing.

(Aside: Not only do we have space politicians, now we even have space political consultants! Eve becomes more like RL every day. What's next, the lobbyist revolving door?)


My services don't have to end at election time, I am happy to continue to advise people on non-NDA communications throughout their term. They can also be completely anonymous, that is why I asked them to eve mail me.

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#11 - 2013-01-24 22:34:36 UTC
Two step wrote:
They can also be completely anonymous, that is why I asked them to eve mail me.

Ohhhh, so you're suggesting that they cheat by getting you to check all their stuff and then you get paid. And we don't know the difference.
Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#12 - 2013-01-24 23:31:09 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Two step wrote:
They can also be completely anonymous, that is why I asked them to eve mail me.

Ohhhh, so you're suggesting that they cheat by getting you to check all their stuff and then you get paid. And we don't know the difference.


How would getting help with a campaign be cheating? Is it cheating when someone has another person look over a blog post or article?

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#13 - 2013-01-25 00:03:43 UTC
nice thread you have here.

CSM is like a grade 7 student council in primary school, You have achieved nothing.

sorry to interrupt your circlejerk.

@JerryTPepridge

Laryk
Aperture Harmonics
#14 - 2013-01-25 00:25:52 UTC
I for one am paying for this service.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#15 - 2013-01-25 11:56:51 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
nice thread you have here.

CSM is like a grade 7 student council in primary school, You have achieved nothing.

sorry to interrupt your circlejerk.

At least they can grammar though, no?
Kuning
Obstergo
Red Coat Conspiracy
#16 - 2013-01-29 01:54:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Kuning
"Look at me, I'm still relevant!"






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Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#17 - 2013-02-14 13:48:10 UTC
Bump, still offering this service!

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#18 - 2013-02-22 03:51:39 UTC
Another bump, have 2 people signed up so far, don't be left out!

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog

Two step
Aperture Harmonics
#19 - 2013-02-23 14:28:49 UTC
Up to 3 clients now.

CSM 7 Secretary CSM 6 Alternate Delegate @two_step_eve on Twitter My Blog