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REJOICE Citizens: War between HBC and CFC averted PAX-NULLIA!!

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Mac Omac
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-01-23 06:03:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Mac Omac
http://evenews24.com/2013/01/22/raw-the-nullsec-big-blue-donut-stays-pretty-much-the-same/#idc-cover

Null is saved!P

Be glad our overlords have decided not to bring confusion, pain, war, and death to 0.0 space since such ancient relics of the dark days are no longer needed in the new peaceful 0.0 envisioned by the overlords of null, be thankful plebs




REJOICE! \o\ \O/ /0/

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OH MY, why are people not trilled about the new PAX-NULLIA?

Can you imagine a terrible war that may dethrone the current kings of Null and bring back the dark days? NO NEVER, our 0.0 Overlords prevented such barbaric relics of the past from plaguing the new PAX-NULLIA!

Soon nullsec "fights" will no longer result in losing space/moons/etc... null will be transformed into the most grandest thunderdome. We have learned from our RvB and Chinese server brethren that you can have fun without actually losing space/moons, this is the new PAX-NULLIA!

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UPDATE:
MY dear capsuleers our nullsec overlords have just agreed to hold the Attention"First Nullsec Pretend Fights Olympic Games"Attention

By agreeing to reset each other, they will allow safe fighting, fighting that results in NO sov lost, and NO tech moon loss... some fools may call this meaningless and a waste, but those fools lack the vision to see this is the new null and that they should love it.

No more of the chaos from the dark days, No more sov grabbing, No more worrying about losing stations, our dream to finally be a peaceful as the Chinese servers has become a reality!


LET NEW PAX-NULLIA BE CELEBRATED BY THE FIRST EVER Attention NULLSEC PRETEND FIGHTS OLYMPIC GAMESAttention

KEEP REJOICING Big smileLolPBlinkBear \0/ /O/ \o\
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THE NEW NULLSEC

Our Nullsec overlords will one day surpass Hello Kitty Online in peacefulness

The Chinese Servers will look like WW3 when our goals are achieved

As we speak Test and Goons are two days into the Attention NULLSEC PRETEND FIGHTS OLYMPIC GAMESAttention , unfortunately it seems as though some members are confused.... no this is not a real war silly (hence the rules) this is the Attention NULLSEC PRETEND FIGHTS OLYMPIC GAMESAttention

Who will take the gold, who will lose the most pretend fight SRP ships?

Regardless of who wins, we ALL win because nullsec is on the path to peace

I encourage our Nullsec overlords to change Nullsec into Peace-sec or even better Love-Sec

THE NEW LOVE IS HERE!
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-01-23 06:14:06 UTC
speak for yourself NPC corper
Kamden Line
Sovereign Citizen and other Tax Evasion Schemes
#3 - 2013-01-23 06:59:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Kamden Line
This really says a lot about EVE that the sovereignty mechanics suck so hard that even Montolio deliberately provoking war failed to start one.

Seriously CCP, Fix Sov mechanics so my balls can stop being so blue.
Frying Doom
#4 - 2013-01-23 07:04:31 UTC
So Null makes the news again with articles like

"So unbelievably boring" and "What...PvP never heard of it"

Yeah Null makes wonderful advertising for EvE, I suppose they could sell it to insomniacs to put them to sleep.

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Ryuu Shi
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-01-23 07:12:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Ryuu Shi
*flips table* awwww come on now! A little war is good for everyone... Nullsec is now far more safer than highsec officially. Time to bump some miners......Pirate

Null sec ... burn them all

_**Noob **_isn't really a status, it's the online equivalent of a 5-year old calling you a poopy fart head.

  • Sun Tzu
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-01-23 07:17:31 UTC
The markets say: War. I hear the drums...

Don't be scared, because being afk is not a crime.
Garia666
CyberShield Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
#7 - 2013-01-23 07:19:30 UTC
fecking pussy`s
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-01-23 07:53:39 UTC
Huge sigh of relief from Caldari State lol

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Xinivrae
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-01-23 08:02:29 UTC
Ryuu Shi wrote:
Nullsec is now far more safer than highsec officially. Time to bump some miners......Pirate


Cute, but you guys in highsec are still the bottom of the barrel. Sorry.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-01-23 08:11:08 UTC
there is already a thread about this in CAOD

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-01-23 08:12:00 UTC
It's CCP's fault for making sov mechanics so utterly **** that we'll avert going to war, which is supposed to be fun, so that we don't have to go through them.
This needs to change NOW rather than later.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Lee Mcgee
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-01-23 08:17:43 UTC
If this is true I'm damn unhappy. I was hoping it would of kicked off this week. Was really looking forward to a deployment up North.
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-01-23 08:19:01 UTC
but seriously if you want game content so much, we can bring both coalitions to Jita with 6000 Tornadoes

that way you hiseccers will also enjoy content that would otherwise be restricted to 0.0

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#14 - 2013-01-23 08:19:23 UTC  |  Edited by: TheGunslinger42
It's rather unfortunate that news in EVE these days basically amounts to "and nothing continued to happen in nullsec, because sov mechanics"

but the upside of that is people may get bored and start more hulkageddon style events
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#15 - 2013-01-23 08:20:29 UTC
sad. i was looking forward to some new reading material for awhile. general discussion has been ever so drab lately.
I dont troll
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-01-23 08:25:11 UTC
and the boring NAP/NIP-fest carries on like nothing ever happened
Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
#17 - 2013-01-23 08:53:33 UTC
I have faith in Montolio's ability to **** people off... this will happen eventually.

The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub. 
enterprisePSI
#18 - 2013-01-23 09:57:31 UTC
34. War is good for business.

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
Gerard Hareka
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-01-23 10:08:43 UTC
enterprisePSI wrote:
34. War is good for business.


In EVE peace is good for business.

Tech moons + bots = RMT.
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#20 - 2013-01-23 10:20:01 UTC
Kamden Line wrote:
This really says a lot about EVE that the sovereignty mechanics suck so hard that even Montolio deliberately provoking war failed to start one.

Seriously CCP, Fix Sov mechanics so my balls can stop being so blue.


This.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
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