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The innuendo thread

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Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-01-22 18:07:19 UTC
I'm bored and on a train. I would like to hear the funny quotes you seen/heard while playing eve that the originator probably didn't mean to be. I can think of one off the top of my head, but I'm sure more will come to me later.

In local chat:
"you know who you are, please get out of my hole, you're making me uncomfortable."
Anslo
Scope Works
#2 - 2013-01-22 18:09:53 UTC
A noobie from Uni of Caille trying to manually dock his Thorax.

"It's to big, it won't fit."

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#3 - 2013-01-22 18:13:09 UTC
Has GD really sunk this low?
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-01-22 18:15:27 UTC
"look at the size of that thing its huge" talking about a titan in local

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-01-22 18:17:27 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Has GD really sunk this low?

You're right. What was I thinking?! People, listen up: start arguing about something, quick!
Romvex
TURN LEFT
#6 - 2013-01-22 18:54:29 UTC
was doing sites in a WH and a fight started according to D-scan. on my way out a guy in local said "**** WHISTLE! SOMEONE'S IN MY HOLE!"
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-01-22 18:56:28 UTC
Complex Potential wrote:
I'm bored and on a train.


I'm on a boat.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2013-01-22 18:57:08 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Has GD really sunk this low?


This CANT be your firsttime in GD....is it?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-01-22 19:41:25 UTC
I was travelling and going gate to gate I clicked local after I jumped out to get it to stop blinking and I see:

"And then the cat cried when I stuck it in"

And I have never been back to Sobaseki since Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Jame Jarl Retief
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-01-22 19:48:24 UTC
Austalian Player: "Brb, pissa." (mistyping "pizza" in a hurry to get the door)
American Player: "Just call it bathroom, you Aussie bastid!"


Another one from a few nights ago:

FCs ship gets blown up. A second later there's very loud baby wailing on TS3 coming from FC's mic, as his baby woke up. Someone in fleet says "Jeez, dude, it's just a frigate!"
kes88
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-01-22 19:49:56 UTC
Not sure if this counts as innuendo because there was no subtle insinuation, but I overheard two girls chatting on the train, and one commented to the other that she would love to try 'al dente' sex because she'd never done it outside before.
Big smile


Sure made me choke on my coffee.
Shasz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-01-22 20:20:12 UTC
FC: Primary The Titi...
FC: The Titi is primary...
...
(much laughter and shooting)
...
Someone on comms: Ohhh... she went down!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#13 - 2013-01-22 21:06:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Alavaria Fera
Shasz wrote:
FC: Primary The Titi...
FC: The Titi is primary...
...
(much laughter and shooting)
...
Someone on comms: Ohhh... she went down!

I see that apparently it got caught by a bunch of cruisers. Wait, two command ships on the killmail, interesting.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Agonizing Mining
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-01-23 01:39:29 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Suvetar
so a thread like this doesn't get locked? it has no relevance to eve or what we do here.

Edit: Snipped discussion of Moderation - ISD Suvetar
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-01-23 01:51:03 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Suvetar
Agonizing Mining wrote:
so a thread like this doesn't get locked? it has no relevance to eve or what we do here.


I posted something I saw in local, ergo this is an Eve thread

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2013-01-23 01:59:13 UTC
This thread is approximately about EVE, and thus far has stayed moderately clean and it isn't a duplicate, so it stays open.

If you have an issue with ISDs actions, then the correct path is to create a petition using the Community or Forum sub-category.

Thanks.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Galenwade
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-01-23 02:00:20 UTC
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#18 - 2013-01-23 02:05:27 UTC
Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill

EvE isn't game, its style of living.
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2013-01-23 02:09:18 UTC
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill


None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ?

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#20 - 2013-01-23 02:13:07 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill

None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ?

Oh my, that took me a moment to get. Cool

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
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