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High Sec Gankers for hire

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loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#1 - 2013-01-21 04:03:08 UTC  |  Edited by: loyalanon
Hello,

Need someone killed?
Cant be bothered going to war with them?
Someone thinks they are untouchable in there faction fitted hulk?

Well we can offer our services and suicide gank the targets for you!

We accept ISK oh lovely ISK if you have a specific target, but usually just the cost of the ships, mods, and ammo we use to gank is sufficient payment enough, donations are always accepted :D

Our KB as proof -

http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=298890

Any questions let me know .
Pubie McPuberton
The Unicorn Spotters
#2 - 2013-01-21 07:04:20 UTC
Wouldn't your time be much better spent mining veldspar or running missions instead of hunting down innocent players?
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-01-21 08:26:07 UTC
Cute. ^_^
Pubie McPuberton
The Unicorn Spotters
#4 - 2013-01-21 08:38:57 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Cute. ^_^


Me and you sir are not too much unalike. We both enjoy sitting around shooting at easy targets!
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-01-21 09:26:51 UTC
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Cute. ^_^


Me and you sir are not too much unalike. We both enjoy sitting around shooting at easy targets!

You really need to try differently. You can't make me angry with things
most people know aren't true ... including you. ^_^
Media Jessup
Nuka-Cola
#6 - 2013-01-21 10:27:50 UTC
Weren't you just boasting a few threads ago that you do this for free?
You're no daisy... You're no daisy at all!
Amun Khonsu
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-01-21 11:20:15 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Cute. ^_^


Me and you sir are not too much unalike. We both enjoy sitting around shooting at easy targets!

You really need to try differently. You can't make me angry with things
most people know aren't true ... including you. ^_^


Hi Solstice \o/

Long time no see m8. Good to see you again. Lol

As to the OP, we kill hulks and mackinaws for free. Covetors and retrievers as bonus secondaries. Pirate

We even have gotten some feedback from our patrons:

Angry Miner

Fight them until turmoil is no more and strike terror into their hearts. www.ross-fw.net

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-01-21 12:37:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Amun Khonsu wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
Cute. ^_^


Me and you sir are not too much unalike. We both enjoy sitting around shooting at easy targets!

You really need to try differently. You can't make me angry with things
most people know aren't true ... including you. ^_^


Hi Solstice \o/

Long time no see m8. Good to see you again. Lol

As to the OP, we kill hulks and mackinaws for free. Covetors and retrievers as bonus secondaries. Pirate

We even have gotten some feedback from our patrons:

Angry Miner

Hello there ! :)

I see you're making progress ? ^_^


After watching Batman: The Dark Knight returns (animated movie), this feels weirdly epic. ^_^
Pubie McPuberton
The Unicorn Spotters
#9 - 2013-01-21 12:55:19 UTC
Why do you find it funny some poor innocent guy who wasn't bothering anyone was bullied by these louts?
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#10 - 2013-01-22 01:04:44 UTC
Media Jessup wrote:
Weren't you just boasting a few threads ago that you do this for free?


majority of the time we do it for free.

as people are requesting orcas, incursion battleships to be ganked, the costs go up :)
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-01-23 07:23:22 UTC
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Wouldn't your time be much better spent mining veldspar or running missions instead of hunting down innocent players?

Innocent is such a subjective word in this game. Who here in New Eden can truly claim to be innocent?

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33

Darius Brinn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-01-23 11:09:53 UTC
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Why do you find it funny some poor innocent guy who wasn't bothering anyone was bullied by these louts?


Unmolested pilots in High Sec mean more Isk into the system > inflation > higher prices for me.

Ganking people is, in fact, a form of self defense against heartless Isk hoarders that threaten my own economy. I remember when a Dominix hull was close to 40 millions.

So, when you shoot a pimp mission runner or a Hulk, can we honestly say he was the real victim and that he was innocent?

I don't think so.
HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#13 - 2013-01-24 19:07:31 UTC
I gank hulks and pods for fun. The tears are priceless...much more worthwhile than isk. And then CCP gave us a kill right to shed...even more lols...except that one time I forgot I had one...
Hulks are pinatas full of candy...crack one open today...its addictive and funny as heck.
As for random poddings...that seems on the increase. Giving my pro leet podding toon competition.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Avrila Inyante
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-01-24 19:29:54 UTC
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Why do you find it funny some poor innocent guy who wasn't bothering anyone was bullied by these louts?


Carebear. One of these days you will learn that EVE is not in anyway safe, and never will be, as it was never intended to be.

I was once naive like you. You find the idea of PVP, losing so many millions of isk, scary. So as an insurance policy, you mine. You mine for hours and hours only to make more money and buy bigger miners to get more money, and your money sits there, and sits there, and the value goes down, and inflation goes up... and the true bummer is, you will never learn what TRUE Eve is like, in the alliance controlled territories of Nullsec or the Lawless battlegrounds of Lowsec.

Im really not trying to talk down to you m8. I mine on occasion now and then. Good way to make money as i read these forums or something. But you will discover that EVE is so much bigger out side of highsec.

Join a good corporation, in a low or null alliance. Watch the money you so desperately seek roll in. Jump into large fleet operations. Enjoy the thrills of watching faction fitted heavy assault cruisers detonate in a ball of fire before your fleet commander can even finish calling out the target as primary.

There is so much more to Eve!
Ildryn
IDLE INTENTIONS
#15 - 2013-01-24 19:50:32 UTC
Like anything you say is actually relevant.

Pubie McPuberton
Security Status 0.0

Imperial Academy [IAC]
Member for 4 days

412nv Yaken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-01-24 22:35:28 UTC  |  Edited by: 412nv Yaken
Ganking hulks and mackinaws and pods in highsec is like eating a tin of Pringles.

Once you pop you cant stop.

PPPP


But seriously your miner tears are delicious

A True Champion of High Security Space

Silus Morde
#17 - 2013-01-26 18:55:09 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Wouldn't your time be much better spent mining veldspar or running missions instead of hunting down innocent players?

Innocent is such a subjective word in this game. Who here in New Eden can truly claim to be innocent?
and why would some one who is "Innocent" play EVE?

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Thomas Melnek
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-01-26 19:18:37 UTC
Silus Morde wrote:
Cyprus Black wrote:
Pubie McPuberton wrote:
Wouldn't your time be much better spent mining veldspar or running missions instead of hunting down innocent players?

Innocent is such a subjective word in this game. Who here in New Eden can truly claim to be innocent?
and why would some one who is "Innocent" play EVE?


I am innocent because james315 died for my sins
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#19 - 2013-01-27 16:57:36 UTC
Thomas Melnek wrote:

I am innocent because james315 died for my sins


Oh, he did? right about time. He was a bit 2012.

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