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*****An official EVE brew!!!!*****

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Clean Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-01-20 20:25:21 UTC
Right,

most of you know me, some of you even got ganked by me, very few of you like me, but you all fear me... Which is the way I like it :)

Anyways, I would like to state that I am willing to brew an official EVE drink if CCP is willing to cash out the project. An official EVE preparation thats used to liquify the dead, start up engines in case regular spaceship fuel is not at hand or simply for killing brain cells.

I shall call it....

Rakija Galactica....

for you filthy westerners (and the nords) its pronounced "Rah - Khee - Ya"

It shall be based on 3 types of honey, plum or apple brandy (brewed traditional Serbian style), certain herbs my grandma picks out from a nearby meadow and water. No sugar, no coatings and no foam.

And most important of all, no ******* additives which Scots and Americans put in their **** whiskies so I wake up with a headache everytime.... Evil

Mmmmm.... Its very tasty....

CoolCoolCool
Athena Themis
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-01-20 20:34:26 UTC
This sounds so ******* highbrow....
Bosman Galgafrak Four
Hideaway Hunters
The Hideaway.
#3 - 2013-01-20 20:39:05 UTC
My wife would be massively unimpressed if "that ****** space game" started turning up in our fridge.
IIV0IV
BLACK LUNG MINERS.
#4 - 2013-01-20 20:39:27 UTC  |  Edited by: IIV0IV
Your such a clown and not as important as you think you are. Btw minors play this game so you think ccp would endorse making and sending your toilet brew. No one cares about you so please stick to WoW
Nimrodion
Xanthium Prime
#5 - 2013-01-20 20:41:30 UTC
I fully support this project to bring this wonderful brew to the stars! Enough have we been poisoned by the likes of Quafe or some other synthetic drinks - its time we tasted the drinks of the heavens!

Rakija is one of the best natural remedies known to man! Its the only guaranteed cure for Vitoc infection, Jovian Disease and all other afflictions known or unknown!

Endorse this project end get your Rakija today (or as soon as its brewed)!
Clean Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-01-20 20:42:40 UTC
If minors are playing the game, why the (snip) does CCP let them get wasted on Fanfests? At least my drinks enlighten people and improve their lifestyle...

+ NO HEADACHES!!!

I am ready to become the official EVE moonshiner :)
Bosman Galgafrak Four
Hideaway Hunters
The Hideaway.
#7 - 2013-01-20 20:43:18 UTC
IIV0IV wrote:
Your such a clown and not as important as you think you are. Btw minors play this game so you think ccp would endorse making and sending your toilet brew. No one cares about you so please stick to WoW


Hmm, got a bit of sand in your lady parts?
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#8 - 2013-01-20 20:48:00 UTC
Pff. It already exists. It's called Quafe and is sold by the truckload at fanfest. P
Noah Wyse
Placeholder Incorporated
#9 - 2013-01-20 20:49:26 UTC
What boosts will this drink provide and why irresistibility?
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-01-20 20:52:43 UTC
Clean Head
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-01-20 20:55:33 UTC
Quafe.... Pffff....

Whats that? Some local 1% alcoholic beverage which makes me pee 6 times in 15 minutes...???
Bosman Galgafrak Four
Hideaway Hunters
The Hideaway.
#12 - 2013-01-20 20:58:27 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
My forum alt troll has his eyes full of tears watching this forum section decreasing in level so fast...


Poor English . . . Check
Bad link . . .check
Ginger hair . . . Check
Seetesh
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-01-20 21:01:28 UTC
Who are you ?
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#14 - 2013-01-20 21:04:10 UTC
Bosman Galgafrak Four wrote:
My wife would be massively unimpressed if "that ****** space game" started turning up in our fridge.


Tell her it's not a game, brah.

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Trdina Rasputin
Man-dingo
#15 - 2013-01-20 21:04:37 UTC
Bosman Galgafrak Four
Hideaway Hunters
The Hideaway.
#16 - 2013-01-20 21:09:56 UTC
Wacktopia wrote:
Bosman Galgafrak Four wrote:
My wife would be massively unimpressed if "that ****** space game" started turning up in our fridge.


Tell her it's not a game, brah.


You tell her. My wife's a tank.
Karak Terrel
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#17 - 2013-01-20 21:11:33 UTC
this thread gives me headache
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-01-20 21:14:16 UTC
Bosman Galgafrak Four wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
My forum alt troll has his eyes full of tears watching this forum section decreasing in level so fast...


Poor English . . . Check
Bad link . . .check
Ginger hair . . . Check


Target owned: check

Thx

Lol

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Bosman Galgafrak Four
Hideaway Hunters
The Hideaway.
#19 - 2013-01-20 21:15:57 UTC
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
Bosman Galgafrak Four wrote:
Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:
My forum alt troll has his eyes full of tears watching this forum section decreasing in level so fast...


Poor English . . . Check
Bad link . . .check
Ginger hair . . . Check


Target owned: check

Thx

Lol


Erm, did I lose?
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-01-20 21:18:09 UTC
I have a homebrew I reserve for long MMO sessions... it's from an old recipe that once appeared in one of Charlie Papazian's books, when homebrewing was still in the hands of artist brewers rather than the highbrow "boutique brewery" crowd, and is aptly called: Toad Spit Stout.

Being a real brew, and not fabricated in any number of union operated swill houses that pump out donkey **** by the tanker-load, it would quite likely leave most of you stone dead in your little space booties.

Condolences if you've never tried anything other than "Bud" or some other similarly putrid ditch water.

Pirate



"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
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