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War Dec over Cans
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RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-01-18 18:19:01 UTC
TLDR Anyone else been war deced over silly crap.


It all started innocently enough. I a one man research corp was scanning down WH's in a high sec system and didnt find any. So I decided to check out the neighboring low sec isolated system just for ***** and giggles. Low and behold as I jump through the gate I see flashy red things shooting at me so i hottail it back through and decide to warn others that there is a gate camp on the otherside. Bada Bing Bada boom two cans up near the gate warning of a gate camp.


Well this upset the local pirate gang enough that they decided to war dec me unless of course I take the cans down and pay the war dec fee. At first they said who cares about my cans nobody reads them anyways which I agree with them but they obviously changed their mind.Has anyone else been war deced over silly crap like this before.

suffice to say all my POS's have had their labs taken down and hardners put in place. We are still in negotiations to remove the cns for removal of the war dec.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Daisai
Daisai Investments.
#2 - 2013-01-18 18:22:17 UTC
Nice story.
"Pirate" tears over a can ^^
Silus Morde
#3 - 2013-01-18 18:37:14 UTC
I hear pirate tears are getting a good price in jita.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-01-18 19:02:01 UTC
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-01-18 19:15:33 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.


That escalated quickly....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#6 - 2013-01-18 19:16:04 UTC
Yup, they don't like it when you dry up the pond.
Calico-Jack Daniels
#7 - 2013-01-18 19:24:39 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.


And that's because you're Cannibal Kane. Jokers beware. Cool

I feel a whole slew of Chuck Norris jokes coming on but replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Cannibal Kane"

I go well with Quafe...
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-01-18 21:07:49 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.


And that's because you're Cannibal Kane. Jokers beware. Cool

I feel a whole slew of Chuck Norris jokes coming on but replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Cannibal Kane"


There will be no Cannibal Kane jokes.

Because Cannibal Kane is no joke.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-01-18 21:19:01 UTC
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.


And that's because you're Cannibal Kane. Jokers beware. Cool

I feel a whole slew of Chuck Norris jokes coming on but replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Cannibal Kane"


Cannibal Kane was scammed once, the offender's entire race became slaves.

Cannibal Kane had a wife, he closed the EVE gate so she couldn't follow him to the new galaxy.

Cannibal Kane caused the Sleepers to wake up.

Jovian disease is actually caused by Cannibal Kane committing genocide on an entire civilization and leaving the remaining few to inbreed.

Cannibal Kane can switch out subsystems in space.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#10 - 2013-01-18 21:53:56 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
I wardecced a corp who member took a shot at me with fireworks while i was shooting at wartarget.

They have now lost over bill for assaulting my ships with fireworks.


And that's because you're Cannibal Kane. Jokers beware. Cool

I feel a whole slew of Chuck Norris jokes coming on but replacing "Chuck Norris" with "Cannibal Kane"


Cannibal Kane was scammed once, the offender's entire race became slaves.

Cannibal Kane had a wife, he closed the EVE gate so she couldn't follow him to the new galaxy.

Cannibal Kane caused the Sleepers to wake up.

Jovian disease is actually caused by Cannibal Kane committing genocide on an entire civilization and leaving the remaining few to inbreed.

Cannibal Kane can switch out subsystems in space.


Cannibal Kane enjoys quality cooked and modestly priced breakfast food.

yes
Calico-Jack Daniels
#11 - 2013-01-18 22:31:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Calico-Jack Daniels
Cannibal Kane doesn't do push ups, he pushes the galaxy down.

Edit: Making a thread in OOPE standby. Done

I go well with Quafe...