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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-01-18 02:20:17 UTC
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.

What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?

Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!

So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-01-18 02:24:29 UTC
Translation provided by Surf

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#3 - 2013-01-18 02:28:07 UTC
I've been touching my modules all day long. I especially favor lasers, penetrating vulnerable shields with piercing white.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#4 - 2013-01-18 02:28:13 UTC
...

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
oien cabrereas
Gold Trading Inc..
#5 - 2013-01-18 02:30:02 UTC
I don't know what I just read but....... I play Eve for the exploration and the sense that im in the universe.
Aria Lykryng
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-01-18 02:32:00 UTC
Lugia3 wrote:
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.

What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?

Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!

So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?



After gun control is done, perhaps we should look into keyboard control...
Usagi Toshiro
Null Tax Crew
#7 - 2013-01-18 02:52:25 UTC
I rub my modules on rocks. Bear

Mmmm, I score with scordite.

Trolls are like stray cats. If you feed them they multiply. Please do not  feed the trolls.
Naela Ambramotte
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-01-18 03:13:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Naela Ambramotte
Because spaceships.

And large guns.
Romvex
TURN LEFT
#9 - 2013-01-18 03:20:07 UTC
spaceships and stuff i guessWhat? Wait a minute, why do i log on?Shocked
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#10 - 2013-01-18 04:54:43 UTC
Is it wrong if I do EWAR with my modules and touch other people's modules, to turn them off?
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-01-18 11:09:36 UTC
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