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A message from Quafe!
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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-01-17 22:09:11 UTC
Can't get Quafe off my mind!
Remember to stock up on your favorite variety of Quafe!

Post with your lick™
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#2 - 2013-01-17 22:56:34 UTC
There are few things I am desperate enough to consider to praying to the Amarrian god I don't believe in to accomplish.

The elimination of the Gallentean advertisement industry is one of them.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-01-17 23:01:02 UTC
Oh, that's nothing. This one time I had this one tune stuck in my head for six weeks.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Edgar Audeles
Cogwerx LTD.
#4 - 2013-01-18 03:34:42 UTC
Haha... yeah, that's one thing i gotta give the home space credit for.

God damn our talented advertisers, making you buy crap you didn't need.
That Foreign chocolate was Amazing though.
Mekhana
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-18 08:33:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Mekhana
Still remember the day I bough a planetary vehicle because my favorite actress was endorsing it. It's still parked in Gallente Prime somewhere near my favorite restaurant 'De Manto' a few blocks away from Liberty Boulevard. Considering its been years since I last saw it, the odds its been stolen or towed away are very likely.

I should go back some time and have some more of that delicious roast.

Vide longe er eros di Luminaire VII, uni canse pra krage e determiniex! Sange por Sange! Descanse bravex eros, mie freires. Mortir por vostre Liberete, farmilie, ide e amis. lons Proviste sen mort! Luminaire liber mas! 
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#6 - 2013-01-18 10:16:56 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Can't get Quafe off my mind!
Remember to stock up on your favorite variety of Quafe!

Your face... it's image is in my head... get it out...

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-01-18 21:23:37 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Can't get Quafe off my mind!
Remember to stock up on your favorite variety of Quafe!

Your face... it's image is in my head... get it out...

Cant' get Quafe off your mind!

Post with your lick™
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#8 - 2013-01-19 13:51:23 UTC
Hmm, you might run a spectrometer on your pod fluids. I suspect one of your crew might be playing a prank on you... or be a Quafe spy or something.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-01-19 16:29:21 UTC
I personally cannot stand Quafe, not at all healthy, vile really.

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Flavius Arcturus
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-01-22 18:23:25 UTC
Khazarn Areth wrote:
I personally cannot stand Quafe, not at all healthy, vile really.



I'm inclined to agree.

"There will be neither compassion nor mercy; Nor peace, nor solace For those who bear witness to these Signs And still do not believe." - The Scriptures, Book of Reclaiming 25:10
Bedlin
Caldari Organizational Logistics Department
#11 - 2013-01-22 20:53:42 UTC
Seriously for us what does healthy have to do with anything? I was really out of shape in a Catalyst one time in a low security area when I got jumped by some pirates.....

I remember their scrambling frigate on me, I remember the three cruisers locking me up, and then I woke up in a new body.... problem solved.

Although... I was kinda perturbed about the loss of the cargo I was carrying.

Where's the promised loot drops for Rogue Drones?    --DeMichael Crimson
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#12 - 2013-01-22 20:59:24 UTC
Drink Starsi. It Tastes Like Revenge!

Or try new Diet Starsi... Half the Calories, All the Revenge!

As always, it is a drink best served cold.

Katrina Oniseki
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#13 - 2013-01-22 22:13:26 UTC
Starsi is really where it's at, to be honest.

Of course, I say that wearing a Quafe shirt... damn marketing geniuses...

Glory

Faded Light is recruiting
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#14 - 2013-01-23 04:08:26 UTC
Attention everyone.

I have come to the conclusion that this woman, Cynthia "Gallente" has had some sort of mind control chirp implanted into her brain by the Quafe Corporation. They are using this chip to turn the unfortunate victim into a weaponized marketing device aimed directly at capsuleers. This nefarious attack upon us as consumers and human beings must be stopped. Therefore I suggest to you all we do the logical thing:

Strap that woman to a table and poke her brain until she stops talking about Quafe.

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Aladotte Aubinnie
Quafe Company
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-01-23 12:39:48 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
Attention everyone.

I have come to the conclusion that this woman, Cynthia "Gallente" has had some sort of mind control chirp implanted into her brain by the Quafe Corporation. They are using this chip to turn the unfortunate victim into a weaponized marketing device aimed directly at capsuleers. This nefarious attack upon us as consumers and human beings must be stopped. Therefore I suggest to you all we do the logical thing:

Strap that woman to a table and poke her brain until she stops talking about Quafe.


Total nonsense!

It just tastes sooooooo goooooood!
Bai'xao Meiyi
#16 - 2013-01-23 14:14:02 UTC
Thankfully shes been cured of her obsession, so we shouldn't be hearing much about Quafe in the near future. At least not from Cynthia.
Mekhana
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-01-23 15:15:26 UTC
Quafe Ultra is where it's at!

Vide longe er eros di Luminaire VII, uni canse pra krage e determiniex! Sange por Sange! Descanse bravex eros, mie freires. Mortir por vostre Liberete, farmilie, ide e amis. lons Proviste sen mort! Luminaire liber mas! 
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#18 - 2013-01-29 00:18:34 UTC
They Gallente think their materialism makes them strong, but it will be their undoing.

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist
Los Muertas
HDYLTA
#19 - 2013-01-29 07:22:23 UTC
Xuixien wrote:
They Gallente think their materialism makes them strong, but it will be their undoing.


This said by an Amarrian, whom jealously guard their favorite possessions; namely other human beings, is hypocrisy on a level that only an Amarrian can achieve.

Thesis on Tribal Traditionalism
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#20 - 2013-01-29 07:57:36 UTC
Los Muertas wrote:
This said by an Amarrian, whom jealously guard their favorite possessions; namely other human beings, is hypocrisy on a level that only an Amarrian can achieve.


Kettle, meet pot.

"People should be free to do what we tell them to, otherwise they're all worthless traitors!"

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
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