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Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#1 - 2013-01-15 14:04:59 UTC
SO, i am not much of a forumposter, but i thought i should share this delicious story with you folks :)

It all started in a cold winter morning, full of boredom and nothing interesting to do. So why not reactivate this old forgotten 20odd mil SP char i had somewhere and start a little wardec for fun? Said and done, grabbed a friend and off to dec a 37 man newbie corp we had found recently.
So far so good, most of you will allready be yawning...blah blah old story, been there, done that...

Well it does get interesting:)

2nd day into the war, having killed a few poor newbs, a copycat corp of also 2 people appears on the scene, wardeccing our targets.

Generally i am not the type who doesnt share, but that was a bit annoying, especially since this copycat crew were pretty arrogant and ignorant at the same time.
So next step we offer assistance to our original victims, who gladly accepted, so now it gets realy funny!

The copycat corp first threatens, then offers us money to keep out of the war...so we gladly accept a 500 mil payment *lol* and join the n00bs with our main chars, resulting in a surprize-buttsex proteus kill :P

Result of this so far:

they got 1 venture kill+an empty pod
they paid the 50 mil war fee
they paid 500 mil to have a 2 man corp stay out of the war
they lost a (omgwtfcrapfitted) proteus (approx. 465mil)
and now they hired mercs to fight their butthurt war :)

cost of the war : more than 1 bil,
tears : PRICELESS !!!


Hopefully more to come soon :)

Yours sincerely,
Tsoula
Vaeliel
Slander Acquisitions
#2 - 2013-01-15 15:08:26 UTC
I approve of this.

I'm not sure the rest of the C&P community will care though. They don't really go for the "small acts of evil" type of forum entertainment.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-01-15 17:53:41 UTC
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
SO, i am not much of a forumposter



We can tell. I see your post overflowing with proof. Please link the KM's or it didnt happen.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-01-15 18:25:19 UTC
False advertisement, no tears in sight.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-01-15 18:31:44 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
SO, i am not much of a forumposter



We can tell. I see your post overflowing with proof. Please link the KM's or it didnt happen.


I feel so proud right now. Big smile

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#6 - 2013-01-15 19:14:05 UTC
RomeStar wrote:
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
SO, i am not much of a forumposter



We can tell. I see your post overflowing with proof. Please link the KM's or it didnt happen.



Well i see we have an individual of the lazy sort here, since i dont post with an alt, it's pretty easy to do a quick research and find the desired proof yourself:)

Nevertheless...

surprize
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2013-01-15 19:27:36 UTC
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
RomeStar wrote:
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
SO, i am not much of a forumposter



We can tell. I see your post overflowing with proof. Please link the KM's or it didnt happen.



Well i see we have an individual of the lazy sort here, since i dont post with an alt, it's pretty easy to do a quick research and find the desired proof yourself:)

Nevertheless...

surprize


Delicious Twisted

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#8 - 2013-01-16 13:12:45 UTC
Still life in the old dog Tsoula !!

Love your work buddy, hope you and the gang are ok.

o7
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-01-16 13:55:12 UTC
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
RomeStar wrote:
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
SO, i am not much of a forumposter



We can tell. I see your post overflowing with proof. Please link the KM's or it didnt happen.



Well i see we have an individual of the lazy sort here, since i dont post with an alt, it's pretty easy to do a quick research and find the desired proof yourself:)

Nevertheless...

surprize



Touche


This is Rome and I approve this message.

Signatured removed, CCP Phantom
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#10 - 2013-01-16 19:23:36 UTC
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
they lost a (omgwtfcrapfitted) proteus (approx. 465mil)



Also, the Proteus pilot lost some SP, IIRC.

And if you nailed the pod (you DID nail the pod, right?) whatever tasty implants were in his head..:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#11 - 2013-01-17 14:26:47 UTC
Dilligafmofo wrote:
Still life in the old dog Tsoula !!

Love your work buddy, hope you and the gang are ok.

o7


Still alive and kicking my old friend Pirate
Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#12 - 2013-01-17 14:30:11 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
Tsoula Chimaera wrote:
they lost a (omgwtfcrapfitted) proteus (approx. 465mil)



Also, the Proteus pilot lost some SP, IIRC.

And if you nailed the pod (you DID nail the pod, right?) whatever tasty implants were in his head..:)



We didn't nail the pod sadly, this guy IS a n00b, but still managed to warp his pod (he did have plenty of time to prepare afterall).
Still the humiliation aspect is priceless after his bragging about beeing the absolute GOD of PvP...
And YES, he did lose some SP of course.
Twisted
GreenSeed
#13 - 2013-01-17 14:43:33 UTC
dude just burn the main and show the KM.


if OP is the char that originally decced its on the war history anyways...
Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#14 - 2013-01-17 15:02:10 UTC
GreenSeed wrote:
dude just burn the main and show the KM.


if OP is the char that originally decced its on the war history anyways...



not sure exactly what you mean, but if i get it right, you are welcome to burn your own main with 125mil SP, i sure won't...

As for the original dec, i suspect you didn't even read the original post? and there's a linked video of the kill itself.

In any case, and if you still fail to figure this story out, i'll try to help you out a bit:

Original Agressor:

The agressor's recent activity

Original Victim:

Original Victim's recent losses

Copycat Corporation (Scam Victim)

The Short end of the stick

Hopefully this clarifies things even for you now :)
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2013-01-17 15:17:58 UTC
Although no tear statement of a victim I can extrapolate them just fine.
+1 for good quality tears

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Tsoula Chimaera
APOSTATES
#16 - 2013-01-17 15:21:26 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Although no tear statement of a victim I can extrapolate them just fine.
+1 for good quality tears


It's all in german, but alone the ragequit seconds after the proteus kill ensures there has been plenty of tears and butthurt
Big smile