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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#581 - 2012-12-26 14:15:25 UTC
So many eve players are having fun at this PVP thing, but you can't understand them. Because all that PVP means to you is that you can loose that expensive ship of yours, and it scares the s**** out of you whenever somebody locks you.

Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to pick or avoid fights, and how to survive in nullsec.
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#582 - 2012-12-27 11:40:15 UTC
"I have had an experience which might perhaps be described as being shot down. At the same time, I call shot down only when one falls down. Today I got into trouble but I escaped with a whole skin."


~Manfred von Richthofen a.k.a. The Red Baron~
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#583 - 2012-12-29 14:06:19 UTC
"There’s a thin line between losing & winning. Losing breeds winners. The main recipe to success is through failures & hardships!"


~Unknown~



Although we would rather avoid the failures... practise makes perfect right?
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#584 - 2012-12-30 14:09:36 UTC
I bet you never heard about how smack talk, or replying to it, can get you killed.

We don't have a formal lesson for it, but if you listen in on our teamspeak in evening hours, you'll learn about smack talk sooner or later, and lots of other tips and lessons.

Join OUCH, there's always something new to learn in EVE.
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#585 - 2012-12-31 13:28:07 UTC
2George wrote:
I bet you never heard about how smack talk, or replying to it, can get you killed.

We don't have a formal lesson for it, but if you listen in on our teamspeak in evening hours, you'll learn about smack talk sooner or later, and lots of other tips and lessons.

Join OUCH, there's always something new to learn in EVE.


I was under the impression Arch was holding those classes Blink

Happy new year to you fellas and a good corp to join if you want to learn how to survive in 0.0
Jak Reacher
OpSec.
Wrong Hole.
#586 - 2013-01-01 05:06:11 UTC
Looking to start the new year with a BANG!


join ouch. we do that.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#587 - 2013-01-02 22:15:15 UTC
Last night, we caught a poor fellow trying to find his way back to high sec. He was a good sport, so we got him in the OUCH-UNI channel and gave him some tips to hopefully avoid such losses in the future.

The lesson he learned was an expensive one. Sign up with OUCH and get those lessons for free. Big smile

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#588 - 2013-01-03 11:36:23 UTC
"WTF!, Why am I overshooting the gate?!"


~Local~



Drag bubbles are confusing if you do not understand the mechanics.
Sign up with OUCH, we teach how to avoid bubbles and more.
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#589 - 2013-01-05 22:14:22 UTC
No strings attached whatsoever.

We are an Open University, no SP requirements, no paying isk for classes, no API key needed.
So what's in it for us? Nothing really, we are just a bunch of guys that like to pass down what we have learned from
our instructors before us.
When you are done with your training you are free to move on as you please, no obligations.

So, look us up, if you have any questions you can chat with a recruiter / instructor in our public channel; "OUCH-UNI".

Fly dangerous, not stupid!
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#590 - 2013-01-07 05:27:23 UTC
I would like to become an instructor at ouch. As you can see, I already teach a class at a4d.

http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=1193487&d=animatedgifs2&n=mike-epps-baby-powder&s=o
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#591 - 2013-01-08 11:47:01 UTC
BullMastiff wrote:
I would like to become an instructor at ouch. As you can see, I already teach a class at a4d.

You've taught a few clinics for OUCH, too, using lasers or autocannons, if I recall correctly. :)

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#592 - 2013-01-10 16:22:50 UTC  |  Edited by: 2George
- Only two things are infinite. Universe and human stupidity. And we're not sure about the first. -
Albert Einstein

Join OUCH, we'll teach you how to use the former to your advantage :)
Astrial Stargazer
Doomheim
#593 - 2013-01-11 02:05:53 UTC
Hey these are a good bunch of guys. They will teach you some very good things indeed.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#594 - 2013-01-12 22:26:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
Hurricane nerf got you down? Enroll at Open University and we'll teach you to love the Frigates you skipped over to join the big boys.

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#595 - 2013-01-13 13:01:53 UTC
Null sec wants you, enlist now!
Azual Skoll
The Altruist
#596 - 2013-01-14 21:09:36 UTC
Having run a couple of private classes for OUCH in the past, I've always been impressed by the friendly and positive attitude of both their members and teachers.

If you're looking for a training corp with a structured with a proven approach to teaching PVP and nullsec survival, OUCH is a corp that I'd happily recommend.

Tusker, Small Gang PVPer, and author of The Altruist (guides to PVP in Eve) Formerly Director of Agony Unleashed's PVP-Uni
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#597 - 2013-01-15 08:50:27 UTC
“One must be cunning and wicked in this world.”


~ Leo Tolstoy ~




Sharpen your skills with OUCH, become cunning first, wicked later if you so desire...
BullMastiff
Appetite 4 Destruction
#598 - 2013-01-16 15:18:22 UTC
All hail the coercer!!! "You think you a Mac don't you?" "Mac-0-licious!"
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
#599 - 2013-01-16 16:51:56 UTC
There is a petition ongoing to put up a new billboard in VOL on the 8G gate with a static sign on it
Dionysus Caldoron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#600 - 2013-01-18 11:37:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Dionysus Caldoron
"Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm."


~ Navjot Singh Sidhu ~