EVE General Discussion

The only reason i wanted walking in station was so that i could have an hugely obese naked avatar in only a pair of high boots wandering around a station.

But instead CCP offered us the limited choice of all looking like GAP models.

We all know that the only reason that Caldari is so popular and that Jita is the biggest trade hub in the galaxy is because the majority of Americans are caldari as they all wanted to look like GI Joe (every American i know picked caldari for only this reason)

Want some circumstantial partially scientic proof then look at youtube. whenever an american shows his skills in GTA the character looks super cool. When they are British they look as stupid as possible. When they are russian the game is modded to hell.


I always hoped that my obese naked man would be involved in spacestation shoot outs when he was not sitting in a bar playing poker for real isk. but thats not going to happen anytime soon


Questions

Will it return in the next 2 years
Any chance we can be obese naked and disgusting while in station and whenever i stand up i leave a grease stain behind me (my avatar could pull poon out of any bar anywhere in the world and i dont like that)

GI Joe, WTF is that.

I figure they pick mimitar because ever one wants to be black.

Did you pay extra for the "fat" man pod??

I'm American and I couldn't give two sh!ts what myself or any of you look like; walking in stations or on inter-web forums.

All I can say is the "randomize" button when you're playing dolls in the character creator is the best Incarna feature bar none. Well, that and the "Next" and "Finish" buttons.

OP, I am disappoint. Do not fail me again.

I certainly hope the answer to the question is "Yes".

Your dream never had a chance, you will never get a completely naked character in this game as it has a 12+ rating.

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there's always a chance ;)

You mean like in this video at 29:10? So much work for Ambulation seen in that video flushed down the toilet.

My shattered dream was seeing minmatar were not like THIS

According to my old Amarrian teacher, the only way they could fit into those pieces of duct tape glued flying debris was because they were all dancing midgets and the slaves we saw daily in our holdings were the ones we SAVED from a life of midgetism because the AMARR god made everyone tall, even them, but the ones that rejected our god were left as they were, dancing midgets.

I was shocked when Minmatar where shown as tall, so I supposed the CQ was a weird drug induced dream. I KNOW DEEP IN my HEART they still dance when I'm shooting at them pew pew!

Also when I see Minmatar Capital ships, I think inside all of therm exist these small duets of dancing midgets and related stuff

Thanx goodness CQ is gone, for a while, I had to go to my local Amarr priest and ask them why some of the Minmatar I saw walking around were tall. I got a severe reprimand for daring to question them and realized it was probably another evil minmatar mind trick to confuse us.

As a sidenote, I remember gallente were more or less like I Imagined them ... So when CQ was out and saw gallente walking I knew my imagination was good and correct evil heathens.


The best part was seeing the might of the Amarr in CQ, specially our secluded females.

The Caldari ugh ... no sorry, this is a teenie board.