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Suggesting James 315 as the Highsec representative for CSM 8

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Trebor Daehdoow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2013-01-15 17:08:24 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
The amount of players in this thread with no sense of humor is staggering. Twisted
But James 315 falling into normal patterns, immediately hides behind a chair and demands CCP save him as the people he is arguing against do not appear to be defenseless, so he wants the CSM version of CONCORD to save him Lol

If James 315 manages to get elected to the CSM, I will be happy to provide him (for a modest fee, of course) with one of my custom-anodized Tech-II Folding Titanium Assault Sporks . An elegant weapon for a more civilized age, the CAT2FTAS is optimized not only for defense, but also short-range (scooping) and long-range (throwing) offensive maneuvers. 4 hand-sharpened Prongs Of Piercing™ ensure that your opponent will truly get the point.

The CAT2FTAS -- the official weapon of the CSM.

Private Citizen • CSM in recovery
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#82 - 2013-01-15 18:00:19 UTC
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
The amount of players in this thread with no sense of humor is staggering. Twisted
But James 315 falling into normal patterns, immediately hides behind a chair and demands CCP save him as the people he is arguing against do not appear to be defenseless, so he wants the CSM version of CONCORD to save him Lol

If James 315 manages to get elected to the CSM, I will be happy to provide him (for a modest fee, of course) with one of my custom-anodized Tech-II Folding Titanium Assault Sporks . An elegant weapon for a more civilized age, the CAT2FTAS is optimized not only for defense, but also short-range (scooping) and long-range (throwing) offensive maneuvers. 4 hand-sharpened Prongs Of Piercing™ ensure that your opponent will truly get the point.

The CAT2FTAS -- the official weapon of the CSM.

But... does it bump things?

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
Frying Doom
#83 - 2013-01-15 22:15:55 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Trebor Daehdoow wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:
The amount of players in this thread with no sense of humor is staggering. Twisted
But James 315 falling into normal patterns, immediately hides behind a chair and demands CCP save him as the people he is arguing against do not appear to be defenseless, so he wants the CSM version of CONCORD to save him Lol

If James 315 manages to get elected to the CSM, I will be happy to provide him (for a modest fee, of course) with one of my custom-anodized Tech-II Folding Titanium Assault Sporks . An elegant weapon for a more civilized age, the CAT2FTAS is optimized not only for defense, but also short-range (scooping) and long-range (throwing) offensive maneuvers. 4 hand-sharpened Prongs Of Piercing™ ensure that your opponent will truly get the point.

The CAT2FTAS -- the official weapon of the CSM.

But... does it bump things?

No, No

That should be "But... does it bump defenseless things?

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#84 - 2013-01-15 22:46:49 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
No, No

That should be "But... does it bump defenseless things?

We've all established months ago that there are perfectly good defenses against bumping.
Frying Doom
#85 - 2013-01-16 00:09:47 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
No, No

That should be "But... does it bump defenseless things?

We've all established months ago that there are perfectly good defenses against bumping.

Yes but they don't like bumping things with gunsLol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#86 - 2013-01-16 08:52:26 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
Yes but they don't like bumping things with gunsLol

People with guns don't mine, so there'd be no point in bumping them.

We gank them instead.
TheGunslinger42
All Web Investigations
#87 - 2013-01-16 13:41:45 UTC
The bot-tears are strong in this thread. I'd vote for James 315
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#88 - 2013-01-16 22:59:03 UTC
James attended the rocky mountain fur-con, and recieved the runners up prize for best furpiler.

I'll leave it to you all to decide whether this is a reason to vote for, or against.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#89 - 2013-01-17 18:03:40 UTC
If James315 runs for CSM he is guaranteed at least one of my votes.
Bantara
Dolmite Cornerstone
#90 - 2013-01-17 21:02:25 UTC
LolLolLol
oh....*sniff*
heh

yeah, no....


Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • Are there any other reasons[to not vote for James]?

    • Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • James has an undeniable and varied knowledge of game mechanics. He spent several years in nullsec, has pulled off one of the largest scams in EVE's history (at the time)...

    • Kainotomiu Ronuken
    koahisquad
    #91 - 2013-01-17 21:05:17 UTC
    Bantara wrote:
    LolLolLol
    oh....*sniff*
    heh

    yeah, no....


    Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • Are there any other reasons[to not vote for James]?

    • Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • James has an undeniable and varied knowledge of game mechanics. He spent several years in nullsec, has pulled off one of the largest scams in EVE's history (at the time)...


    • I'm flattered to see that you feel the need to reiterate my own points, but did you have anything to add?
    Vaju Enki
    Secular Wisdom
    #92 - 2013-01-19 09:47:37 UTC
    James is going to save EvE.

    The Tears Must Flow
    Hrothgar Nilsson
    #93 - 2013-01-19 11:23:56 UTC
    I've read a lot of this miner bumping discussion over the past few months on the forum, and I really couldn't care one way or the other as I don't live in high-sec and don't mine, but thought I'd make this point to those ice miners complaining about being bumped by James315 and his crew.

    1) You mine ice.
    2) You sell ice.
    3) For a relatively low fee of 10 million, James315 and his crew bump ice miners who are not you, disrupting their production and raising the price you receive for your ice mining efforts.

    You pay the guy off once, and for all practical purposes are subsidizing him to go about disrupting your competitors, like, forever.

    Does it get any better than that? Sounds like a great bargain to me.

    If I were an ice miner, it would be well worth the 10mil ISK to have someone do that for me.

    I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...

    Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...
    admiral root
    Red Galaxy
    #94 - 2013-01-19 11:37:22 UTC
    Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
    Bantara wrote:
    LolLolLol
    oh....*sniff*
    heh

    yeah, no....


    Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • Are there any other reasons[to not vote for James]?

    • Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
  • James has an undeniable and varied knowledge of game mechanics. He spent several years in nullsec, has pulled off one of the largest scams in EVE's history (at the time)...


    • I'm flattered to see that you feel the need to reiterate my own points, but did you have anything to add?


    I think his point is that James hasn't spent his entire Eve life mindlessly shooting lasers at defenceless rocks; he's seen the sights and has a solid grasp on how each area of the game is interdependant on the others. This, naturally, makes him the ideal choice to represent highsec players.

    No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
    Petrus Blackshell
    Rifterlings
    #95 - 2013-01-19 17:12:36 UTC
    Hrothgar Nilsson wrote:

    You pay the guy off once, and for all practical purposes are subsidizing him to go about disrupting your competitors, like, forever.


    Eh... not quite. Usually this is what it amounts to, but the miner bumpers have no central repository of "who paid". If a new miner bumper decides to start operating in your mining system, you may have to pay the 10 mil again.

    Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)
    Runeme Shilter
    Sebiestor Tribe
    Minmatar Republic
    #96 - 2013-01-19 19:14:55 UTC
    Petrus Blackshell wrote:

    Eh... not quite. Usually this is what it amounts to, but the miner bumpers have no central repository of "who paid". If a new miner bumper decides to start operating in your mining system, you may have to pay the 10 mil again.


    Well, we have the holy spreadsheet and bumpers for the New Order are advised to look for the bumper sticker (Pledge of loyalty) to James 315 in the bio before bumping. In case you get bumped despite having paid and a note in the bio, contact anyone in New Order Logistics to sort it out.

    RS
    John E Normus
    New Order Logistics
    CODE.
    #97 - 2013-01-25 18:27:58 UTC
    CSM8?

    Seems like a demotion from the Saviour of Highsec. But, if that's what the big guy wants he's got my votes.

    Between Ignorance and Wisdom
    Frying Doom
    #98 - 2013-01-25 22:57:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Frying Doom
    John E Normus wrote:
    CSM8?

    Seems like a demotion from the Saviour of Highsec. But, if that's what the big guy wants he's got my votes.

    And probably your money as well.

    Have to give it to James 315, he hasn't really done anything to bother miners as a whole but he has managed to loot peoples wallets by selling them "shares", that are in reality just a great scam by him.

    oh and for those of you still gullible enough an actual share is
    Wikipedia wrote:

    A share is a single unit of ownership in a corporation, mutual fund, or any other organization. A joint stock company divides its capital into shares, which are offered for sale to raise capital, termed as issuing shares. Thus, a share is an indivisible unit of capital, expressing the proprietary relationship between the company and the shareholder. The denominated value of a share is its face value: the total capital of a company is divided into a number of shares.

    In financial markets, a share is a unit of account for various financial instruments including stocks (ordinary or preferential), and investments in limited partnerships, and real estate investment trusts. The common feature of all these is equity participation (limited in the case of preference shares).

    The income received from shares is known as a dividend. A shareholder, also known as a stockholder, is a person who owns shares of a certain company or organization, and is thus a part-owner of the company. The process of purchasing and selling shares often involves going through a stockbroker as a middle man.

    I wonder if your shares have the words "Non refundable" and "Share is worth no monetary value" on them Lol

    Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
    Kainotomiu Ronuken
    koahisquad
    #99 - 2013-01-26 11:21:59 UTC
    Frying Doom wrote:
    I wonder if your shares have the words "Non refundable" and "Share is worth no monetary value" on them Lol

    EVE =/= Real Life

    EVE Shares =/= Real Life Shares
    John E Normus
    New Order Logistics
    CODE.
    #100 - 2013-01-29 22:17:06 UTC
    Frying Doom wrote:
    I wonder if your shares have the words "Non refundable" and "Share is worth no monetary value" on them Lol


    Well, I've invested 100 million isk with James 315 and have been paid over 250 million out of the general fund for services rendered. I'm perfectly satisfied as an investor in the minerbumping movement and someone who slaughters a miner everytime I undock.

    I've also collected 90 million in permit sales. 30 million in player donations from pilots who support the cause and wanted to give directly to a ganker. And 50 million from a miner who wanted me to run all the Brap refugee miners out of her home belt... mission accomplished friend!

    Isk is reallly a non-issue for us Doom. This is the pledge James 315 gave us when he put out the "Call to Gank." This is a pledge he's kept.





    Between Ignorance and Wisdom