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CRY BABY FULL OF TEARS!

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Ala Bamma
Virtual Democracy
#21 - 2013-01-14 03:38:50 UTC
Bro, seriously, grow up if I sold your worthless forums (trust me, worthess) to RZR two things would happen:
1. I wouldnt be sitting in your system putting up market orders to liquidate 4b in assets, I'd trash them and move on
2. RZR would kill me for making them pay for absolutely nothing.

Blank, you put over 80 million on my bounty because you cannot trash talk. All I have been doing in system is replying to ROGUE trolls, which happens every day because you get butt hurt that I haven't left yet, and half the people in the system dock up for the entire day because of it.

Which leads to more tears, and epic fail attempts like this to troll me in the forums.

Oh to the guy that wants the ts3 details, you're not missing much there, they can't even organize a home defense fleet because everybody but 4 guys sit in either their corp channels or HC channel.

But if you want a laugh, go to ORB-4 and cloak up, they go CRAAZY cuz it is their mining hub, I guarantee within 3 hours someone will start the troll. And don't worry about gate bubbles, I ran around yesterday hitting customs offices in an ibis for about three hours before they could come get me.
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#22 - 2013-01-14 06:11:43 UTC
Ala Bamma wrote:
Bro, seriously

Pollo like, he approve. Pollo he fill a full forty with tears today. Pollo approves.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves

Mesedup
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2013-01-14 10:00:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Mesedup
Hope Ala Bamma finds a new family soon, I will miss his superhero like attitude (the you can't hurt me style playing) of Ala Bamma.

**This is where the tears started**
First instance: Ala Bamma gets in trouble with his Carrier.. Alliance assists him and he gets out alive.

A week or two later:
Day one, Carrier in trouble... Ala Bamma seeks alliance assistance to save him, alliance show up and Ala Bamma lives another day with his sturdy Carrier.

Day two (literally one day later) Ala Bamma is peacefully ratting (about 40 reds reported in intel), Ala Bamma can survive this so he stays ratting solo. About 5 minutes later the S.O.S appears in the Intel Channel... Ala Bamma moves up in TS to be questioned why he was ratting solo in a Carrier when so many reds were reported a few systems away... Ala Bamma again screeches for help and flames at the alliance for being attacked by about 7 neutrals or something like that, he was a little flustered at the time and by the sounds of it, heading into hull. Again, Alliance members show up and Ala Bamma survives.

A few days later there is a CTA, Ala Bamma shows up with that lucky Carrier (YAY!). We are all having a great time then a Nyx is reported in System and it's apparently going no where Shocked. So the guys go to attack it while it's bubbled, Ala Bamma gets pointed and flew about 80k from the nearest friendly... he also forgot to change his ship fit (we all know that it is so much of a rush to turn up to a pre planned CTA) http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15811647, then he also forgot to jump clone out of his 2.3Bil toon http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15811545. Apparently it was the FCs fault that he managed to fly 80k away in his Carrier even though the FC perished while trying to save two Carriers. Enough tears? Guess not or he and his old Corp would still be with ROGUE.

There is more, but , no need for that.

Again, good luck Ala Bamma / TheHatedOne / EinsteinXVI and all the best to you for taking him under your wing, if you wish to do so. Please provide cover if he goes ratting and don't forget to follow him in a CTA (he tends to drift off somewhere else).
Scrindle Kavees
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#24 - 2013-01-14 11:02:14 UTC
Wow...you are quite the gladiator of rage...
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#25 - 2013-01-14 11:02:41 UTC
I wouldn't have helped him the first time. What kind of moron fails som badly in this game that they need to rat in a carrier?
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#26 - 2013-01-14 13:12:12 UTC
So...you're posting a warning about a guy who is apparently trolling your mining system and also terribad at flying spaceships.

He might be god-awful but I've still only seen your tears.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#27 - 2013-01-14 14:24:53 UTC
Mesedup wrote:


Ala Bamma is peacefully ratting (about 40 reds reported in intel)



40 reds are around....everyone dock up! I think both of you are bads and were actually a perfect fit. You got no motivation to do anything other than be a nullbear and he likes to pull 3-stooges acts to get everyone off their asses.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#28 - 2013-01-14 15:00:21 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
So...you're posting a warning about a guy who is apparently trolling your mining system and also terribad at flying spaceships.

He might be god-awful but I've still only seen your tears.

this.
but
STILL NO QUALITY TEARS FROM OP!!!1111!!11

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP

blankbling
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#29 - 2013-01-14 16:14:54 UTC
I love eve fourms lol
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#30 - 2013-01-14 23:51:48 UTC
This thread is so full of wasted potential.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.

Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#31 - 2013-01-15 00:21:45 UTC
Mesedup wrote:

There is more, but , no need for that.


I think I can speak for all the gentle C&P dwellers here when I say: There is need!

Mesedup wrote:
Again, good luck Ala Bamma / TheHatedOne / EinsteinXVI and all the best to you for taking him under your wing, if you wish to do so. Please provide cover if he goes ratting and don't forget to follow him in a CTA (he tends to drift off somewhere else).


This seems like there is a good story behind as well.
Don´t leave us hanging, you already gained the advantage by providing those killmails.
Don´t slack now!

Je suis Paris // Köln // Brüssel // Orlando // Nice // Würzburg, München, Ansbach // Saint-Étienne-du-Rouvray

Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]

Ala Bamma
Virtual Democracy
#32 - 2013-01-15 02:32:20 UTC
messed and blank, you guys have a gift for the exaggeration, you should write a blog together and call it trollz R uz
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2013-01-15 02:59:14 UTC
Mesedup wrote:


A few days later there is a CTA


What's a CTA? :trollface:

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Ala Bamma
Virtual Democracy
#34 - 2013-01-15 03:39:59 UTC
It's sort of like slave labor LOL the footies do the pewing and the alliance CEO takes the credit for the win and gains reputation with bigger allies, but is still scared of ships in his systems
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#35 - 2013-01-15 06:06:58 UTC
blankbling wrote:
stop trying to make yourself sound like a victim! YOUR A SPY, a Spy is a spy! go live in HIGH SEC. null don't need children.


Oh My!

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

blankbling
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#36 - 2013-01-15 08:02:28 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
WTB Rogue alliance forum and teamspeak details.




HOW MUCH!
Wolf2012
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2013-01-15 08:19:28 UTC
Yeah ill hope his new corp dont need to rescue him twice in 24 hours from being teckeld with his carrier.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#38 - 2013-01-15 14:04:33 UTC
Wolf2012 wrote:
Yeah ill hope his new corp dont need to rescue him twice in 24 hours from being teckeld with his carrier.


Yes, being "teckeld" is bad. Unless you're in a furry suit, then it's okay.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance

Ala Bamma
Virtual Democracy
#39 - 2013-01-15 14:07:47 UTC
*facepalm* good thing I left
Poloturion
Genco Pura Olive Oil Company.
#40 - 2013-01-15 16:39:42 UTC
I am unbelievably sad that I read this entire thread.

Also, please fix POS.

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