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Introducing the New Order

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#101 - 2013-01-04 20:17:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Lin Suizei wrote:
Tali Ambraelle wrote:
And what is wrong with living in peaceful, solitary conditions?

I think your friend may need to be checked by a medical facility for a case of capsuleer dementia.


Nothing is "wrong" with living in peaceful, solitary conditions. Miners who mine in accordance with the New Halaima Code of Conduct are free to spend as much time in peaceful, solitary conditions as they see fit. We offer this choice freely to all residents of high security space. While many have seen the light and now mine peacefully, uninterrupted by either bump or gank, many others continue to be belligerent undesirables in our space, and continue to violate the Code.

For these wayward souls, we have no remaining option but to destroy their ships. We do not wish them violence - indeed, we extend to them the offer of friendship - but they actively refuse to embrace the Order and it's Code, and in doing so, force us to strike them down. In this, we serve a similar role to CONCORD and the DED - both as protectors of high security space, and consequences for code violators.

Indeed, it is our enemies who require the services of a medical professional to check for capsuleer dementia - their actions more closely mimicing that of the rampant Drone or heavily-damaged True Slave than the capsuleer like you or I, Ms Ambraelle.

Dang. A coherent bumper with pretty decent b.s. has finally popped up.
Why have you gone to the dark side, coherent one? Don't you know you'll only find monosyllabic words there?
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#102 - 2013-01-04 20:36:19 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Nullsec doesn't come into it.


Of course not, because the nullsec alliances would squash you like insects in a nanosecond.

Meanwhile... as of this morning the bounties on the bumptards in this thread alone is up to 176,200,818 ISK

the sybian: 53,000,000 ISK
LordShazbot: 50,610,001 ISK
Lin Suizei: 44,590,817 ISK
Kainotomiu Ronuken: 15,000,000 ISK
Erika Mayne Bounty: 5,000,000 ISK
TheGunSlinger42: 4,000,000 ISK
M Lamia: 0
Ammit Thoth: 0

The last two disappoint me... but I'm sure someone else will take care of that in no time, now that everyone has been made aware. But again, this is the real reason why nullsec or even lowsec never comes into it. These guys look like pretty juicy targets to those who hunt heads for a living.

Still, none of this compares to James315 himself, who has accrued a bounty of 1,673,407,804 ISK on his head by himself. I take it he doesn't get out much.

Moral of the story: Never annoy people with deep pockets.

Those bounty amounts are just sad. With the exception of Jim 315's, which is pretty nice. 100mil isk will correct some of these deficiencies at my soonest opportunity, i.e. when I log on this evening.

Comrades, please place a bounty of 10mil isk or higher on the bumpist of your choice. 10mil-- the amount they demand in extortion fees. Many hands make light work. Many small bounties placed add up. Thank you.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#103 - 2013-01-04 20:48:07 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Nullsec doesn't come into it.


Of course not, because the nullsec alliances would squash you like insects in a nanosecond.

Meanwhile... as of this morning the bounties on the bumptards in this thread alone is up to 176,200,818 ISK

the sybian: 53,000,000 ISK
LordShazbot: 50,610,001 ISK
Lin Suizei: 44,590,817 ISK
Kainotomiu Ronuken: 15,000,000 ISK
Erika Mayne Bounty: 5,000,000 ISK
TheGunSlinger42: 4,000,000 ISK
M Lamia: 0
Ammit Thoth: 0

The last two disappoint me... but I'm sure someone else will take care of that in no time, now that everyone has been made aware. But again, this is the real reason why nullsec or even lowsec never comes into it. These guys look like pretty juicy targets to those who hunt heads for a living.

Still, none of this compares to James315 himself, who has accrued a bounty of 1,673,407,804 ISK on his head by himself. I take it he doesn't get out much.

Moral of the story: Never annoy people with deep pockets.

Those bounty amounts are just sad. With the exception of Jim 315's, which is pretty nice. 100mil isk will correct some of these deficiencies at my soonest opportunity, i.e. when I log on this evening.

Comrades, please place a bounty of 10mil isk or higher on the bumpist of your choice. 10mil-- the amount they demand in extortion fees. Many hands make light work. Many small bounties placed add up. Thank you.

Really, though, don't you think you're wasting your precious ISK? I mean, a bounty is only as effective as the guns of those who wish to claim it, and my hull is Invincible.
Anslo
Scope Works
#104 - 2013-01-04 20:55:25 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Really, though, don't you think you're wasting your precious ISK? I mean, a bounty is only as effective as the guns of those who wish to claim it, and my hull is Invincible.


If invincibility means hiding in nul after multiple deaths, then yes you are "invincible."

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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#105 - 2013-01-04 21:00:27 UTC
Anslo, all of those kills took place in 0.0 during fleet fights. They don't have much to do with his work as a New Order agent. They don't have anything to do with it, in fact.

You're being facetious. Stop.
Anslo
Scope Works
#106 - 2013-01-04 21:20:17 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Anslo, all of those kills took place in 0.0 during fleet fights. They don't have much to do with his work as a New Order agent. They don't have anything to do with it, in fact.

You're being facetious. Stop.


He said his hull is invincible.

I'm proving it's not.

This is in no way facetious.

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Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#107 - 2013-01-04 21:39:44 UTC
He's bragging, and being a bit of a derp himself. The correct thing to do is to do what I did, which is to roll your eyes and ignore it.
Tannim Greene
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#108 - 2013-01-04 21:50:19 UTC
Khazarn Areth wrote:
Emily Florence Nightingale wrote:
yawn!!!

I think you're only "enforcing" your law in high sec, cos A. you're to scared to leave. B. You know you can do nothing in low sec or 0.0 and C. you're insane.


It would seem that the answer is a mixture of A and B.

I'd go with all three..mainly c.

Take the stairs. Take the stairs. For God's sake, take the stairs!!

Nick Bete
Highsec Haulers Inc.
#109 - 2013-01-06 07:20:12 UTC
If you blowhards really wanted to make a difference then you'd go after the thousands of automated mining ships operating freely in null sec. The fact is that you're going after soft targets in high sec because you're cowards and petty criminals.
Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#110 - 2013-01-06 15:30:26 UTC
Nick Bete wrote:
If you blowhards really wanted to make a difference then you'd go after the thousands of automated mining ships operating freely in null sec. The fact is that you're going after soft targets in high sec because you're cowards and petty criminals.

I believe we've been through this in this thread before.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#111 - 2013-01-12 17:48:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Simon Louvaki wrote:
If this were truly about creating a better society, it wouldn't come at a cost of ISK. The ideal is somewhat noble in a sense, but the fact that you require miners to buy a license from a non-government entity and claim to have jurisdiction over all is off setting. 'Buy my license and obey my rules or face harassment at the hands of my goons' is not the calling card of a righteous cause. Its extortion and racketeering.


Sounds like government to me, save money by privatising all the things, then charge your constituents for the privilege of being badgered by private organisations.

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Alana Charen-Teng
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#112 - 2013-01-12 17:51:38 UTC
This thread is a month old and I didn't know about it !?

153 billion in rebel assets destroyed. The current record stands at 15 billion in one day, on Jan 11, 2013.

The loot fairy frowned upon our Triple-Faction-Invuln Mackinaw kill.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#113 - 2013-01-14 19:25:05 UTC
Alana Charen-Teng wrote:
This thread is a month old and I didn't know about it !?

153 billion in rebel assets destroyed. The current record stands at 15 billion in one day, on Jan 11, 2013.

The loot fairy frowned upon our Triple-Faction-Invuln Mackinaw kill.


They will never learn.
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#114 - 2013-01-14 22:31:47 UTC
Thank you New Order for making things unfun!
You are sure accomplishing...goals.... yeah

Post with your lick™

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#115 - 2013-01-15 15:29:48 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Thank you New Order for making things unfun!
You are sure accomplishing...goals.... yeah

If you seriously enjoy sitting in an asteroid belt all day while your mining lasers grind stone, then your attitude towards the great gift of capsuleerhood is exactly the kind that we wish to deter.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#116 - 2013-01-15 15:32:19 UTC
Seems the miner bumper fad is dying. Miners gonna mine. Bumpers gonna... go do something else. Question
Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#117 - 2013-01-15 15:56:16 UTC
Shocking, I guess? Third rate goons don't have staying power? Let's alert the media, shall we? The really quite funny bit will be all the idiots, cowards, crybabies and spineless nitwits who will actually be sporting the quite public mark of "I was such a failure that even these pitiful runts managed to put the squeeze on me.".

Well, until they blush and remove it.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#118 - 2013-01-15 16:03:44 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Seems the miner bumper fad is dying. Miners gonna mine. Bumpers gonna... go do something else. Question

I'm unsure as to whether or not you mean the New Order or just the bumping section of the New Order. If you mean just the bumping, you'd be correct that bumping has somewhat decreased; we feel that anyone who has not yet joined the Order deserves more severe punishment than bumping. If you mean the New Order, then you're wrong.
Cynthia Gallente
GERAS INDUSTRIES
#119 - 2013-01-15 18:11:28 UTC
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Seems the miner bumper fad is dying. Miners gonna mine. Bumpers gonna... go do something else. Question

I'm unsure as to whether or not you mean the New Order or just the bumping section of the New Order. If you mean just the bumping, you'd be correct that bumping has somewhat decreased; we feel that anyone who has not yet joined the Order deserves more severe punishment than bumping. If you mean the New Order, then you're wrong.

Let me restate what you said
" Ya, we like being dicks!"
What miserably wretches you all really are.

Post with your lick™

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#120 - 2013-01-15 18:14:10 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Seems the miner bumper fad is dying. Miners gonna mine. Bumpers gonna... go do something else. Question

I'm unsure as to whether or not you mean the New Order or just the bumping section of the New Order. If you mean just the bumping, you'd be correct that bumping has somewhat decreased; we feel that anyone who has not yet joined the Order deserves more severe punishment than bumping. If you mean the New Order, then you're wrong.

Let me restate what you said
" Ya, we like being dicks!"
What miserably wretches you all really are.

That's rephrasing what I said. And getting it wrong, too.