Jita Park Speakers Corner

Look if you want an egotistical ******* who uses one sided game mechanics to extort people with no proper way of retaliating as CSM 8 then there are plenty of choices right here on the forums, but i have to say, James 315 stands out.

I mean, he perfected abusing the hell out of miners in a way that makes him completely untouchable to conventional retaliation because he hides behind a mechanic that leaves no way for the victims to gain killrights and sits in NPC corps as a way of being immune to wardecs, leaving miners with the choice of ruining their standings and only wining a temporary victory against his insanely effective money making crusade and religious following of his mad creed which seems to be completely absorbed into his ego and sustaining his very being, that even if he was killed would probably lead to him to accusing them of using dirty tactics.

Seriously, best CSM candidate if there ever was one, not only does he completely represent ALL of highsec from the humble miners who he harrases on a daily basis, the PVE players who have no idea who he is, the station traders who make crazy money and have no idea who he is and dont even care, he just perfectly captures what it is to be all of these players and how to lead them all, his new order being the perfect choice for taking High Sec to new heights.

OK ill admit it, i dont know what the **** a CSM is, let alone what they do, i assume its something important, and that means that its important for James 315 to be a CSM, because it is important, it has power, it has responsibility, it gets things done. i think. only James 315 has what it take the be CSM, he knows what needs to be done, he has the support to get it done, he knows how to lead and he will lead the other CSMs whether they like it or not, because thats what he is, a leader.

James 315 embodies all of the values of High Sec, he is a leader, he has a plan, he knows what he wants and by god he knows how to get it, you should vote for this man to be CSM 8, because he is the man for the job, the man who can do it, who will do it, he is the man you deserve, the man deep down you know you want, the man you need, the right man, the man for High Sec!

If you vote for James 315, you know what you are getting, you are getting an egotistical troll with a god complex who wont fight anyone on fair terms or even unfair terms, instead using a completely one sided and unfair tactic that you cannot defend against unless your own self destruction is worth it to only encourage his misguided crusader against the evils of high sec miners and their love of easy AFK ISK farming, ruining the work of intelligent miners who learnt from Hulkaggendon and stopped AFK mining and started fitting their ships with proper tank only for someone to come along and not even have the decency to engage them on terms that allow them to fight back, choosing to be a coward and bump without an risk to himself them until they give up on mining and all the **** they dealt with or pay him 10 million ISK and surrender to his extortion campaign.

If you vote for James 315 you are one of three things, a low/null sec troll who doesn't care about High Sec, one of the "New Order" or just someone who is completely uninformed and votes for the person with the most spammed support.

TL:DR i need sleep, what did i just write, for the love of god dont vote for James 315 if you value High Sec, change bumping mechanics so bumping spam gives killrights or suspect flag or something

Ironically using one of the most broken features of hisec gameplay to interfere with the most cancerous of hisec denizens sounds like the best qualification for hisec representative one could ask for.

James 2013

You do not have to fight for James 315. James 315 will fight for you. That's what a true public servant does.

Who is going to rage other than AFK miners and bots, hm? And why?

Botters do cry when you gank the third or fourth Mackinaw.

As for changing highsec versus being amused by tears, why would the New Order offer extremely cheap mining permits if all we wanted were tears? What puts you in a better position than mine to judge James' motives? Why can't we change highsec and enjoy the impotent rage of those criminals who would stand against us?

I will vote for our High Sec lord and savior, great father James 315.

Apparently this New Order thing has been going on for a few months; I didn't hear about it until around Christmas. I'll admit, I thought bumping miners to be a great deal more clever than just blowing them up; I got a chuckle out of it.


...but pretty much this. From everything I've seen, the Order doesn't appear to distinguish between bot and not-bot; they distinguish between paid-the-fee and didn't-pay-the-fee. James and his Order run a protection racket; nothing more, nothing less.


I just flew through Kamio an hour ago; local chat was about as dead as any other system in EVE that I've flown through. I have two votes to give in this year's election, one of which is probably going to Malcanis. I don't think I'm convinced to give the other to a second-rate Don Corleone; I think I could vote for Mittani and expect more benefit to the game to come of it.

damnit man, this is INTERNET SPACESHIPS, humor isnt money

AFK income is serious business

We're deadly serious, you know.


Your attempt at humour is commendable. :)