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Dear CCP, I need a cat.

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Luc Chastot
#41 - 2013-01-13 03:51:20 UTC
I'd like a cage full of achuran doves.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#42 - 2013-01-13 04:16:48 UTC
I can't lay down for a nap; that has always disappointed me.

..don't ask me why I would need to. 
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Jayson Kassis
Carbon Industries
#43 - 2013-01-13 04:17:16 UTC
I wouldn't put it past CCP to implement this request. Perhaps they can name an expansion after it.
Quintos Gaius Kaltos
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2013-01-13 04:40:59 UTC
Watch players jita riot again because a shiba inu's monocle costs too much aurum.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#45 - 2013-01-13 17:17:41 UTC
Of course, the idea of a "ship's cat" is surrounded by all kinds of history... the potential for Vanity Store items here is enormous. Blink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#46 - 2013-01-13 17:36:12 UTC
Slaver dog.

Give us slaver dogs or there will be protests.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Skorpynekomimi
#47 - 2013-01-13 17:45:42 UTC
Yes. I want a cat in my CQ.
As for cleaning up after? Just empty the litterbox over the balcony, and refill with litter. Someone else can clean it up from there.

Mind you, I haven't opened the CQ in months. There might be huge mutant rats living under the sofa.

Economic PVP
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#48 - 2013-01-13 18:41:27 UTC
Cats would be a good idea in CQ until further developments are made.

Also, here is Simon's Cat for those who have not seen it : http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/-nbsp-nbsp-nbsp-2.html

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#49 - 2013-01-13 18:45:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarryn Nightstorm
Here's a kitty for you, OP:

http://www.lolcats.com/popular/50127-if-not-for-sits-why-is-it-made-of-warm.html

(Sorry, I had to: 'Cuz s/he's just so adorable :))

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#50 - 2013-01-13 18:47:55 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Of course, the idea of a "ship's cat" is surrounded by all kinds of history...



"Here Jonesie ! Here kitty, kitty !"

"Jonesie ?" Lol

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Yuri Wayfare
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
#51 - 2013-01-13 18:57:37 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
It would be cool if it had some funtionality to randomly destroy hangar items if you don't feed it.

The feeding mechanism could be somewhat like POS fueling...

Thank you for wasting a few hours of my life <3

"Suddenly, trash pickers! HUNDREDS of winos going through your recyclables." -Piugattuk

Be careful what you wish for.
Celly Smunt
Neutin Local LLC
#52 - 2013-01-13 19:01:40 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink



And a "Lava Lamp"

not for me, for my Son, he really wants a Lava Lamp for his quarters.

tyvmia.
o/
Celly

Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal. Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular. Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself. A sandwich can be a great motivator.
Celly Smunt
Neutin Local LLC
#53 - 2013-01-13 19:05:56 UTC
Damsel in Distress wrote:
It would be cool if it had some funtionality to randomly destroy hangar items if you don't feed it.

The feeding mechanism could be somewhat like POS fueling...


"Quafe expands services to include "Cat Chow", Film at 11...."

Don't mistake fact for arrogance, supposition for fact, or disagreement for dismissal. Perception is unique in that it can be shared or singular. Run with the pack if you wish, but think for yourself. A sandwich can be a great motivator.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#54 - 2013-01-13 19:23:58 UTC
Jonesy, the original pod cat.... All Hail, Jonesey... and fly safe knowing he'll scare away those acid-blooded aliens everytime !!!!


JONESY has the answers you need !

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
GreenSeed
#55 - 2013-01-13 19:29:12 UTC
in the future cats have their own empire faction. what do you think is on the other side of the EVE gate?

cats, howling fleets of flying cats.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#56 - 2013-01-13 19:31:27 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Cats would be a good idea in CQ until further developments are made.

Also, here is Simon's Cat for those who have not seen it : http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/-nbsp-nbsp-nbsp-2.html


confirming Simon's Cat is quite funny.
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#57 - 2013-01-13 19:49:26 UTC
Honestly, we need this.

I would be at least 17% more active in my CQ.

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#58 - 2013-01-13 19:54:33 UTC
Wacktopia wrote:
Honestly, we need this.

I would be at least 17% more active in my CQ.



Seriously.

Seems like something rather simple to do while they figure out how to open The Door.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#59 - 2013-01-13 19:56:39 UTC
eve has dogs

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#60 - 2013-01-13 21:29:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
I think it's also worthwhile mentioning that CAT TOYS are a huge industry.

Sure, it starts with a bit of string, or a paper ball, but soon it's rubber mice and illicit cat weed being smuggled across Gods only know how many light years... Blink

It's a huge industry... and I know how many of you out there aspire to researching the BPO's for the perfect cat toys. P

And those little plastic balls with the bells inside ? That's got Planetary Interaction written all over it.

JONESY needs us... its MEOWR ! BlinkBlinkBlink

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )