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Dear CCP, I need a cat.

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Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-01-12 18:46:29 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
There are no cats in EVE.



o rly
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#22 - 2013-01-12 19:07:58 UTC
Is a troll cat good enough?

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#23 - 2013-01-12 21:32:58 UTC
The CandyGirl wrote:
Wtb pirate outfit sexy or otherwise!

And a parrot


It's my parrot and you can't have it

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#24 - 2013-01-12 21:37:05 UTC
I think CCP should let you have cats in CQ..and in Pod with you during shipflight along with all the drawbacks that come with them. At random times parts of your HUD should be obscured by cat rear end, and during critial times in combat your cat should disconnect something or knock something crutial over.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Daimon Kaiera
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-01-12 21:43:57 UTC
Vanity pets sold for 10,000 AUR each. Let's do it. I can forsee fish that you have to feed for 500 each, dogs and cats &c. at 10,000, lizards in a cage for 2,000~, and maybe even something like a Kangaroo or giant turtle or Lion for 20,000.

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Qvar Dar'Zanar
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2013-01-12 21:46:44 UTC
I would be happy if somebody took out those empty quaffe cans that I seem to leave all around the place.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#27 - 2013-01-12 21:56:14 UTC
Some Rando wrote:
Could this cat **** and **** on the carpet in the corner by the bottom of the stairs because the garage is too cold for her tender feet? Then maybe we could have a mini-game where you have to clean all that mess every time you dock up?

Yeah, this is sounding great.


Keep your Thursday nights free... I'll invite you to my "Tamagachis Anonymous" meetings... Blink

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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#28 - 2013-01-12 22:00:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Felicity Love
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Vanity pets sold for 10,000 AUR each. Let's do it. I can forsee fish that you have to feed for 500 each, dogs and cats &c. at 10,000, lizards in a cage for 2,000~, and maybe even something like a Kangaroo or giant turtle or Lion for 20,000.


Exactly... something else that CCP could use to "liberate" large quantities of ISK from overly rich players... since they are always concerned about creating necessary ISK sinks.

And while we're at it... AQUARIUMS.

Let's get some massive aquariums that "build" right into the wall of CQ's.

I'm sure various "Vanity" pricing could apply..... from the little "entry level" micro reef tanks, and right up to and including a tank full of the massive "Gen-gineered Quasi-Sharks" from Minmatar space.

What self-respecting capsuleer doesn't want one of those ? Think of the fun at feeding time. ;TwistedTwistedTwisted

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Accurus
X.S. Industries
#29 - 2013-01-12 22:39:49 UTC
Facebook meets catz meets EVE...whatever next?!

Ah who am i kidding? +1 for CQ cats....
Sarah Schneider
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#30 - 2013-01-12 23:50:56 UTC
This is the best idea I've seen posted on GD so far. +1 to cats!

"I'd rather have other players get shot by other players than not interacting with others" -CCP Soundwave
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#31 - 2013-01-13 00:55:27 UTC
I could go for some holographic strippers/dancers like in swtor Smile

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Sal Landry
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-01-13 01:20:43 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Think of the fun at feeding time. ;TwistedTwistedTwisted

Finally, a use for my stockpile of Janitors!
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#33 - 2013-01-13 01:23:08 UTC
I want a pedo in my captains quarters.

Or was it fedo, i forget.

Nyan
Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#34 - 2013-01-13 01:28:11 UTC
All I want are exotic dancers

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Jamyl Khanid
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2013-01-13 01:36:16 UTC
WiS is for pussies?
Shalia Ripper
#36 - 2013-01-13 01:50:48 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink



I am sure the OP meant "exotic dancer w/ stripper pole"

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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#37 - 2013-01-13 02:01:12 UTC
Racial pets for CQ.

My Minmatar alt's want Fedo's!

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#38 - 2013-01-13 02:08:35 UTC
ISD Suvetar wrote:
Racial pets for CQ.

My Minmatar alt's want Fedo's!



Agreed.


All my Amar alts want Minmatar dancing slaves.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#39 - 2013-01-13 02:38:43 UTC
Yes to more WiS development. No to ******* cats.

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Agent Trask
Doomheim
#40 - 2013-01-13 03:33:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Agent Trask
If the cat gets bored, it can bat at the ship hologram, and cause your 3 billion ISK capital ship to spin violently in the hanger.

( cut to scene of ship's crew being violently tossed around corridors like actors on the old Star Trek series )

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