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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2013-01-11 02:38:52 UTC
I, Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, the world's most beloved hero, teacher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, high father. archbishop of the Church of Providence, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, manifestation of faith, hero of the Providence, liberator of Providence, paragon of all virtues, skilled miner, great industrialist, inspiring leader, and many more impressive title ask to CVA and other loyal organization to send funds to us, so we can properlu ebtace her majesty will.

Minimum sum is 1,5 billion isk.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#2 - 2013-01-11 03:41:43 UTC
You may want to proof read your requests before you make them next time, not everyone is able to translate your particular...dialect.

That being besides the point good luck with your request, although I'm sure that CVA may wish to invest such funds elsewhere.

wumbo
Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-01-11 07:09:04 UTC
Vaari wrote:
I, Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, self proclaimed prophet, golden mountain, the world's most beloved hero, teacher of faith, speaker of unquestioned truth, high father. archbishop of the Church of Providence, carrier of the Heaven's light, symbol of unchallenged victory, manifestation of faith, hero of the Providence, liberator of Providence, paragon of all virtues, skilled miner, great industrialist, inspiring leader, and many more impressive title ask to CVA and other loyal organization to send funds to us, so we can properlu ebtace her majesty will.

Minimum sum is 1,5 billion isk.


No, go out and earn it...

Because Far-que... That's why.
Valdezi
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#4 - 2013-01-11 07:21:57 UTC
Da Dom wrote:


No, go out and earn it...


Slime, do not speak to the Golden Mountain in such a way.
Khazarn Areth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2013-01-11 07:25:50 UTC
Is this Vaari serious or does his corporation just humor a demented old man by letting the fool post on the IGS now and then?

Bloody Omir's coming back Monsters from the endless black Wading through a crimson flood Omir's come to drink your blood

Da Dom
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-01-11 10:07:27 UTC
Valdezi wrote:
Da Dom wrote:


No, go out and earn it...


Slime, do not speak to the Golden Mountain in such a way.


Slime...? He is asking people to invest in nothing but his ego. If he wants to kiss her majesty's arse, let him earn it rather than beg for it

Because Far-que... That's why.
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-01-11 12:02:14 UTC
Titles don't buy themselves, I suppose
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#8 - 2013-01-11 12:46:35 UTC
I dunno Deadie. I think a title would be good for you. Her esteemed Lady of the Great and Wonderful Presence.

Misha.

Ps. Mines ...Misha you suckup.

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Anslo
Scope Works
#9 - 2013-01-11 15:37:06 UTC
DeadRow wrote:
Titles don't buy themselves, I suppose


Keeper of the Silver Appendage Entombed Blade

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-01-11 16:21:29 UTC
Vaari wrote:
CVA and other loyal organization.


Hmmm, other loyal organisation singular? Interesting. Out of all the various Amarrian organisations that aren't CVA, I wonder which one Vaari considers loyal, and why he thinks the others aren't.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-01-12 00:32:24 UTC
Misha M'Liena wrote:
I dunno Deadie. I think a title would be good for you. Her esteemed Lady of the Great and Wonderful Presence.

Misha.

Ps. Mines ...Misha you suckup.


Wait, what?
Gottii
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-01-12 01:28:46 UTC
Its true.

Lord Vaari in fact gets his ISK for nothing, as well as his maidens for free.
Lucius Vindictus
Arachnos
#13 - 2013-01-12 04:00:34 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
You may want to proof read your requests before you make them next time, not everyone is able to translate your particular...dialect.


The mighty Lord Vaari is above petty mortal conventions such as grammar, peasant. We should all properlu ebtace the words of the Golden Mountain and accept them as the new spelling.
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#14 - 2013-01-15 02:14:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Kazzzi
As someone who dated a linguistics professor when I worked in higher education on Amarr Prime, I can tell you that Lord Vaari writes in the Sosan dialect of ancient Amarrish. His spelling, punctuation and grammar are always impeccable.
Pah NoCha
Hemlock Contracting Services
#15 - 2013-01-27 15:14:33 UTC
Am I in Jita???RollIdeaUgh
Athena Belvar
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-01-31 15:48:35 UTC
He have a air leak in his ship there?Shocked
Tannim Greene
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-01-31 21:22:01 UTC
Ahh another Amarr wind bag...O good Something of Real news Limited edition Amarr signed toliet paper..Idea

Take the stairs. Take the stairs. For God's sake, take the stairs!!
Azure Blooder
Singularity Tech Syndycate
#18 - 2013-02-04 20:51:46 UTC
I wonder if all his titles are self-proclaimed? Maybe just calling him Mr. Titles would be easier, hmm. Oh well some peoples ego's are a bit to inflated.
Anslo
Scope Works
#19 - 2013-02-04 21:06:57 UTC
Hail to the hero of Providence!

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Bendonni Narri
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-02-04 21:11:25 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Hail to the hero of Providence!


Three cheers to the Golden mountain!

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