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Post the most hilarious killmail you've ever seen.
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Zanza Mechonis
What is tax
#1 - 2013-01-03 05:24:41 UTC
They don't neccesarily have to be your own.

They can be funny in whatever way you think: huge isk loss, funny character names, bad suicide ganks, etc.

(Before posting my "funniest seen killmail", I want to note to the victim: I am not intending this as an attack to your ability of fitting ships, flying them, or PvP abilities. I am merely stating that the killmail itself made me laugh, meaning the loss. However the loss was gotten plays no part in that.)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15748739

3 words.
Vargur. High sec. (and a pair of cynabals)

"On the internet you can be anything you want... It's strange that many people choose to be stupid."
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#2 - 2013-01-03 13:22:10 UTC
Bendy Profane
Hologram Eyes
#3 - 2013-01-03 13:48:01 UTC
prolix travail
Blue Mountain Trails
#4 - 2013-01-03 16:46:05 UTC
Bendy Profane wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11489514


Jesus christ that fit. Shocked
chinmaster
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-01-03 18:05:13 UTC
Bendy Profane wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11489514



hahaha my god thats the best worst by far
Maeltstome
Ten Thousand Days
#6 - 2013-01-03 19:16:49 UTC
prolix travail wrote:
Bendy Profane wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11489514


Jesus christ that fit. Shocked


It's too troll to be serious. The kill must have been planned - it's not just random crap, it's an intentional terri-bad fit.
Rain6638
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2013-01-03 22:13:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6638
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13692092

to the one and only cannibal kane

[ 2013.06.21 09:52:05 ] (notify) For initiating combat your security status has been adjusted by -0.1337
Effrafax of Wug
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-01-03 23:52:18 UTC
Wuxi Wuxilla
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-01-04 00:57:01 UTC
Drifnir
Zealots of Bob
#10 - 2013-01-06 21:37:32 UTC
This One.

Maybe not so hilarious, as it is sad. Good for a laugh nonetheless Smile

Have a nice day.
Sturm Gewehr
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-01-11 02:40:35 UTC
Predator989
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#12 - 2013-01-11 19:22:05 UTC
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6957253

One of the more amusing ones...not the best, but I'll have to hunt down the cruise missile/mining cyclone
Yeovilty
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-01-12 20:23:37 UTC
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12405684

Turns out Cockroaches aren't completely un-killable!
Vilnius Zar
SDC Multi Ten
#14 - 2013-01-14 13:52:16 UTC
You're all aiming too low. The best kill ever was Ginger Magician losing his carrier and going apeshit over it, Cyvok's titan loss and the honour tanking dread loss. Not because of the fittings they had (ok, the dread sucked) but the aftermath and rage that followed.
Maeltstome
Ten Thousand Days
#15 - 2013-01-14 18:18:22 UTC
Vilnius Zar wrote:
You're all aiming too low. The best kill ever was Ginger Magician losing his carrier and going apeshit over it, Cyvok's titan loss and the honour tanking dread loss. Not because of the fittings they had (ok, the dread sucked) but the aftermath and rage that followed.


Ginger magician self destructed like a ****. Fun times :)

And the honor tanked dread i looked up last night, the aftermath of that was world destroying.
Sphit Ker
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-01-15 04:27:09 UTC
Bendy Profane wrote:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=11489514



Ha, yes! The mighty Megathron of many things.

It knows what you think.
Dorian Tormak
RBON United
#17 - 2013-01-15 05:42:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Dorian Tormak
These two kind of go hand in hand...

At the time it was very entertaining to me.

Edit: Also, topped it Bendy Profane! Actually it's probly not even as funny but :shrug:

Holy Satanic Christ! This is a Goddamn Signature!