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101 uses for a Dust Bunny

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Macks Artilius
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#81 - 2013-01-11 01:52:47 UTC
I'd use him to paint my Bhaalgorn. If he's lucky, as a painter. If he's unlucky, as paint.
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#82 - 2013-01-11 03:16:11 UTC
I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*


* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.)
Veronica Kerrigan
Surgically Constructed L Feminist
#83 - 2013-01-11 04:16:24 UTC
Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:
I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*


* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.)

If by giving them ISK you mean giving them something I bought for them, and by something I bought for them you mean high powered shells, then yes I will be giving them ISK. I am sure the shockwave will knock the dust off as well, so they aren;t too dusty. Not that I would let them on my beautiful minmatar ships. They would manage to get it dirtier than they already are.

P.S. All gender identification of dust bunnies will require is patience. Give it a month, and you should be pretty sure.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#84 - 2013-01-11 15:15:32 UTC
Veronica Kerrigan wrote:
Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:
I'm feeling guilty now for making fun of my fellow New Edenites on the planet's surface, so I'm going to pick my Dust Bunny up, dust him or her off, and slip him or her a little extra ISK to welcome him or her to the galaxy.*


* (I'm not sure how to tell a him Bunny from a her Bunny. I think you have to tip them upside down.)

If by giving them ISK you mean giving them something I bought for them, and by something I bought for them you mean high powered shells, then yes I will be giving them ISK. I am sure the shockwave will knock the dust off as well, so they aren;t too dusty. Not that I would let them on my beautiful minmatar ships. They would manage to get it dirtier than they already are.

P.S. All gender identification of dust bunnies will require is patience. Give it a month, and you should be pretty sure.

Gender identification of Dust Bunnies is quick and simple, using the following test: Call your Dust Bunny 'Sweet Cheeks." If it flips you off, or makes rude nosise, it's Male. If it tries to rip your lungs out, it's Female.

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SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#85 - 2013-01-11 16:38:23 UTC
1. Jettison him in space to uncloak haulers.
2. Pay him $1.50 an hour to clean the captains quarters
3. Breed him and open up EVE's first pet shop
4. Give him a clipboard and get him to follow me around so people think I am important
5. Teach him to say "Polly wanna cracker" and "Pieces of Eight"so my parrot can take a well needed break.

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