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Lolmercs for hire :)

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Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-10-03 07:35:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Freyh
Hey!

Since last time i made this topic my tiny little corp has grown and doubled in size! We are now two pilots having fun wardeccing people in highsec. I have also got myself new goggles!

While we are not lacking in targets to chose from, it is much more fun if theres a reason behind the war. Even if its just a silly little reason, maybe someone mined your asteroid, or was alittlebit too braggy in local.

We are still very very free of charge. Yes, we will not ask you for isk, naked picture of your mom bbq in the garden or singing on ts.

All we ask is for you to name the target, their whereabouts and why they need need to get a wardec. The more information you give, the more likely it is that we will wardecc them.

Send me a mail ingame and lets have a chat. Or join my brand new public channel: M17

And the disclaimers:

This is a totally free service, we reserve the right to be as terrible as we like, even though sometimes were really good, or lucky Roll
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#2 - 2011-10-03 07:45:22 UTC
A 100% growth! Great success!

http://www.wormholes.info

Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-10-03 07:49:35 UTC
It looks like you have your first customer Lol

Please wardec Mean Corp.
They are just fluffy pink bears that need to be punished.
Also mostly AFK bastards who didn't help me kill Anshar last night!

Their location: Gusandal, Hrondedir, Eifer, Emol.

I'll give you cookie if you do

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-10-03 08:13:19 UTC
Nathan Jameson wrote:
A 100% growth! Great success!


Indeed. We are in the process of gangpressuring one more guy in, but we just need to find his balls first.
Attenua
Pink Unicorn Pussies
#5 - 2011-10-03 20:34:12 UTC
Wardec Gekkorp, guy is a noob griefer.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#6 - 2011-10-04 18:49:41 UTC
Attenua wrote:
Wardec Gekkorp, guy is a noob griefer.


Sir:

If he's just a noob in griefing, why so mad?
Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-10-21 07:44:01 UTC
This needs a bump. We have had a few busy weeks with both some fun and some less fun wardecs now. I really like how different each war is.

You have a german aliance that fleeted up and fought back, camping our stations while we were not even online.

We had a 0.0 renter alliance so afraid of getting on killboards that they eject from their ships, and we had a strange alliance that seems to be up to EULA breaking stuff so mad at us they camp us with Machariels and vindicators.

Yesterday i retracted all wars and declared war on two new corporations. One was a requested one "to keep them busy the bastards :) " And one was some random guys that has a blog. Roll

That means, that i have one more warslot open. To you who doesnt know allready: I can only have 3 wardeccs active at once.

So im open for suggestions again. Im still free. And the service is now available for alliances as well.


Oh, and for the trolls: You are supposed to bump this thread you basterds! :P
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-10-21 07:58:56 UTC
o/ Freyh

Seems we shared a gate for camping yesterday. Hope you atleast got somebody. I had 15 docked up.

Silly Highsec Wars... I love them.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2011-10-21 08:05:48 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:
o/ Freyh

Seems we shared a gate for camping yesterday. Hope you atleast got somebody. I had 15 docked up.

Silly Highsec Wars... I love them.


Sharing is allways nice :)

I was sent to amarr by our scouts to hunt a hauler, but he escaped.
Armon Deacon
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2011-10-21 15:39:15 UTC
Hmm...

So am I the blogger or the bastard....
egola
NSFW federation
#11 - 2011-10-23 00:11:45 UTC
Armon Deacon wrote:
Hmm...

So am I the blogger or the bastard....


porque no las dos?
Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors
#12 - 2011-10-23 00:22:58 UTC
Free bump, message sent =P
Running Clam
#13 - 2011-10-23 02:01:39 UTC
Bump becuase.. i might need your services in a bit.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2011-10-23 02:22:22 UTC
kudos, and good luck.
Justice Evermore
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-23 04:03:13 UTC
Here ya go Freyh. A good reason to wardec : revenge against griefer scum, and a 100 million bonus if you succeed in completing the contract. Evemail this character and I'll pass on the details to ya.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=24925&find=unread

Justice Evermore wrote:
Details of the contract are negotiable. Below is a draft contract with identifying information anonymized. This character is a non-pilot alt which will be deleted from existence on completion of this contract, and will act as the sole intermediary of all funds and communications in excecution of this contract.

Contract of Retribution against _TARGET CORP_

Target: TARGET CORP all six members of TARGET CORP and any allies
Member 1
Member 2
Member 3
Member 4
Member 5
Member 6

Founder of TARGET CORP is FOUNDER-NAME this character is not a member, but has been observed operating in concert with TARET CORP probably in a training or advisory role. If this character and his corporation appears to be intervening on behalf of TARGET CORP, client will be interested in possible actions that can be taken against FOUNDER-NAME and/or hisCorp(s).

Note if allies are brought into the war, client will pay additional fees to be negotiated in advance. In a previous war they hired MERC CORP. It is to be expected that they may do so again.

Duration: Until "surrender" by TARGET CORP

Start date: Immediate TARGET CORP members are evidently TIME ZONE so timing war dec so that hostilities can ensue just prior to 5am TIME ZONE on the following day is recommended.

Mission type: Destroy all TARGET CORP ships on sight. Deprive them of the opportunity to leave station. Use of infiltration, psych warfare, etc. or any other methods appropriate to demoralize, and cause any and all harm to all TARGET CORP members. These griefers have ****** with the wrong "carebear!"

Payment terms: a suitable retainer will be provided on contract, to be negotiated. All war deccing fees will be paid by the client via this intermediatry character, along with a suitable weekly retainer. I anticipate that this contract may take multiple weeks to complete, and I am prepared to pay for as long as necessary to achieve total victory. In addition, a per kill primary payment will be made with each killboard record of a kill against a TARGET CORP member by a member of the contracting mercencary corporation. Additional fees for podding can be discussed.

Conditions of target surrender: TARGET CORP must request terms for their surrender, i.e., cessation of hostilities with the contracting merc corporation. The goal of this contract is to cause TARGET CORP to request an end to hostilities with the contracting merc corp. Only the following explanation for hostilities should be provided "Hostile action is a part of Eve and our client sought hostile action against you for entirely personal reasons, namely a profound revulsion and hatred of every member of your corp and what your corp stands for as a high sec griefer corp. It was not merely an opportunity to profit from your demise. It was also that you are a bunch of assholes who deserve to have your gameplay turned into a living nightmare and the client wanted you to suffer for your sins. If you want a cessation of hostilities, we will convey that to the client and you will be told the terms for your surrender. Client has instructed us that, failure to agree to terms of surrender will result in a permanent contract of war against you and your members."

If suitable terms for surrender are met, then the contract will be completed, otherwise the contract will be renewed indefinitely, and if necessary sub-contract merc corps may be retained with consultation of the primary merc contractor.

Completion of the contract will result in an automatic bonus of 100 million ISK. All loot collected during the war is property of the contracting mercenary corp.

Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-10-23 11:07:44 UTC
Armon Deacon wrote:
Hmm...

So am I the blogger or the bastard....


Your the blogger :)
Freyh
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-10-23 18:02:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Freyh
Justice: Im primarily after fun and that contract takes the fun out of everything. Its like pineapple on pizza.

Armon: About your blog : Take it as a free of charge quality assurance service. Blink Oh, btw: He did eject, probably hoping Dark would take the ship but he decided he dident want more Noctises
Armon Deacon
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2011-10-24 19:02:01 UTC
Well he is now someone elses problem.

I highly recommend these guys as "Consultants" to help find the "Issues" with your corporation
Pollo Rico
Pollo Hermano
#19 - 2011-10-25 16:32:02 UTC
....unprecedented. Free Mercs.... Pollo has nothing to say to you tards. OP has said enough.

http://tinyurl.com/Pollo-Approves