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☢☢☢☢---The Day Jita Stop Turning---☢☢☢☢ v1.5

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#41 - 2013-01-09 18:28:10 UTC
Ahahahahahaha... LolLol

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Colonel Goatbanger
Doomheim
#42 - 2013-01-09 22:46:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Colonel Goatbanger
Saw a bunch of bots at a gate all named A-## Slave (12 of them). James315 can kill those all day all night, harder, harder, harder...oh yeah! Baaah.

OP has humour - like that - more humor and creativity instead of harping about this, that or the other.
Tesal
#43 - 2013-01-09 22:52:45 UTC
Every time he gets a post, James 315's ego increases by half.
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2013-01-09 22:56:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiteo Hatto
Ivy.....that stuff you are on, can I try some ?
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#45 - 2013-01-09 23:09:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Katran Luftschreck
Month One:

"Lord Mittani, while we still control all of the nullsec ore supply with our bot fleets, the absence of hisec miners has crippled our influx of low-grade minerals such as tritanium and scordite."

"So what do you suggest we do, prole?"

"Great master, if we wish to continue having titan domination of all of nullsec, we will have no choice but to divert over half of our mining bot fleet to extracting veldspar and the like."

"HALF?!"

"Yes m'lord, for without hisec miners to supply it in abundance, we will have to mine it all ourselves."

"You mean to say that you honestly expect us to devote half of our bot fleet... to veldspar?!?!"

"I see no viable alterna-"

"SILENCE! Who is responsible for this?"

"A man who calls himself James315, m'lord."

*evil stare*

"Then you know what must be done, adjunct."

"Yes, Lord Mittani. He and his followers shall be... dealt with."

"See to it that none survive."



Month Eight:

"Hey mining bro, how's it going?"

"Lucrative as always! Just gathering up another million veldspar right now."

"Yeah, this is great. How long have you been at this?"

"Oh I'm new, just a month or so."

"Have you fit for maximum yield?"

"No, I fit for tank."

"Tank? Why?"

"So I don't get ganked. I heard there were a lot of gankers in this game."

"Oh that was a long time ago, kid. Miner gankers are pretty much extinct now. It's all about the yield, now."

"How did that happen?"

"You don't wanna know. Let's just say it turns out us hisec miners actually have powerful friends in low places, kid. Friends that never knew they were our friends until it was almost too late. But they came around in the end, and now everything is smooth as gravy."

"Cool."

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0

terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2013-01-09 23:35:57 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
As the final ship docks up in Jita, the last miner departed New Eden and were cleansed off the world as James the Horrible grabs hold of the throne of CSM.
Any ships that mines will spontaneously explodes.
James stands in his lair , looking over the horizon as the sun finally set for the Empire on which the sun never sets.
However.... what would be left of EvE when the day comes....
The day all miners stop mining?

1st week:
Ships and ammo becomes increasingly rare , large scale thousand man fleet battles ceases.
Large corps start reprocessing dreadnoughts , ECM Battleships and tertiary support ships for minerals.
Previous manufacturers faces an impending mineral shortage , they start hoarding the minerals ,thinking the miners will return one day .
Null sec corps security details are strained,entrance system defense and perimeter patrols are spread thin.

2nd week :
Minerals and parts resoruces dwindle to crictical level.
On an attempt to gain more minerals through wrecks . CFC declares war on NC, Solar Fleet, TEST,Pandemic Legion and Noir Mercenary Group.
Code name : Operation Judgement
Delve , Syndicate and Fountain burns for 4 days and 4 night .
Smaller null sec alliances and corps pull resources back from foreign deployment and secure the perimeter in their home systems.
Small gang pvp disappear entirely, majority of pvp battles are fought as gate camps with majority of them being Amarr ships fielding laser turrets.
Carrier support becomes much more prominent as every ship is more precious than Quafe Shirts.

3rd week :
CFC , NC-Dot , Solar was all that was left behind in the carnage.They declares a truce and banded together to form the New Conglomerate.
Battleruiser class vessels became the Titan equivalent of today as global Titans population drop to less than 30 .
Null sec and low sec activity drops to minimal level.

4th week :
High sec mission running and R&D becomes the norm .
Ammo and ships becomes the only recognized currency in EvE. Jita population dwindled from 3000 to 60 .

5th week :
Players start leaving EvE. Player and subscriber counts drop below 70k and the number of active players in the server at any moment diminishes to thousands . Mission running activity dropping to minimal level. The remaining players take to the Worm Holes , hoping to survive the apocalypse by doing PI .

6th week :
EvE is dead


Lol love Ivy's troll posts.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#47 - 2013-01-09 23:38:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Month One:

"Lord Mittani, while we still control all of the nullsec ore supply with our bot fleets, the absence of hisec miners has crippled our influx of low-grade minerals such as tritanium and scordite."

"So what do you suggest we do, prole?"

"Great master, if we wish to continue having titan domination of all of nullsec, we will have no choice but to divert over half of our mining bot fleet to extracting veldspar and the like."

"HALF?!"

"Yes m'lord, for without hisec miners to supply it in abundance, we will have to mine it all ourselves."

"You mean to say that you honestly expect us to devote half of our bot fleet... to veldspar?!?!"

"I see no viable alterna-"

"SILENCE! Who is responsible for this?"

"A man who calls himself James315, m'lord."

*evil stare*

"Then you know what must be done, adjunct."

"Yes, Lord Mittani. He and his followers shall be... dealt with."

"See to it that none survive."



Month Eight:

"Hey mining bro, how's it going?"

"Lucrative as always! Just gathering up another million veldspar right now."

"Yeah, this is great. How long have you been at this?"

"Oh I'm new, just a month or so."

"Have you fit for maximum yield?"

"No, I fit for tank."

"Tank? Why?"

"So I don't get ganked. I heard there were a lot of gankers in this game."

"Oh that was a long time ago, kid. Miner gankers are pretty much extinct now. It's all about the yield, now."

"How did that happen?"

"You don't wanna know. Let's just say it turns out us hisec miners actually have powerful friends in low places, kid. Friends that never knew they were our friends until it was almost too late. But they came around in the end, and now everything is smooth as gravy."

"Cool."


Month 9, GSF & Helicity start up hulkageddon again, miners got played.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#48 - 2013-01-10 00:59:30 UTC
Quote:
CFC , NC-Dot , Solar was all that was left behind in the carnage.They declares a truce and banded together to form the New Conglomerate.

And thats how one faction in Planetside 2 is born.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#49 - 2013-01-10 01:06:18 UTC
I think week 1 would see nothing
Week 2 would have market speculation
Week 3 would have nothing as everybody spent all their ISK on ship hulls
Week 4 would finally see the Spod roid from week 1 pop.
Week 5 would be filled with the crushing noise of refineries collapsing under the spod they have to refine.
Week 6 would be the poor sap transporting all those minerals get ganked by a fleet mate having a particularly sever flashback to November.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#50 - 2013-01-10 03:22:00 UTC
I love a good story, but OP's is more science fiction than science fact. I have absolutely no intention of putting an end to all highsec mining. My opponents try to paint me as anti-miner. I'm against illegal mining. I strongly support legal mining. As a matter of fact, some of my best friends are miners.

I only intend to ensure that mining takes place within the proper bounds of the Code. Miners who follow the rules have nothing to worry about. And if I am given the honour of a seat on the CSM, I can promise you that I will only act in the best interests of highsec. I will not propose anything that would unduly harm the miners.

There's really nothing to be afraid of whatsoever.
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#51 - 2013-01-10 03:26:17 UTC
first after James 315
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#52 - 2013-01-10 03:29:39 UTC
Hi everyone,

The policy on miner-bumping threads is quite clear at the moment, wait until you get your reply from CCP.
I'm asking that everyone please appreciate that; and let this fun thread continue.

Thanks for listening.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]

Super spikinator
Hegemonous Conscripts
#53 - 2013-01-10 03:30:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Super spikinator
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Dave stark wrote:
oh look, this thread again.



https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2434662#post2434662
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2428519#post2428519

This will be the third time we have seen this post, and she has become exceedingly efficient at it.
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#54 - 2013-01-10 08:35:50 UTC
James 315 wrote:
I love a good story, but OP's is more science fiction than science fact. I have absolutely no intention of putting an end to all highsec mining. My opponents try to paint me as anti-miner. I'm against illegal mining. I strongly support legal mining. As a matter of fact, some of my best friends are miners.

I only intend to ensure that mining takes place within the proper bounds of the Code. Miners who follow the rules have nothing to worry about. And if I am given the honour of a seat on the CSM, I can promise you that I will only act in the best interests of highsec. I will not propose anything that would unduly harm the miners.

There's really nothing to be afraid of whatsoever.


Why does that sound like a white guy trying not to sound racist by saying he has loads of black friends when he only has 1 lol

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Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#55 - 2013-01-10 08:39:03 UTC
Ahh Ivy I miss these threads ^_^

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2013-01-10 08:43:44 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:

Why does that sound like a white guy trying not to sound racist by saying he has loads of black friends when he only has 1 lol

Welp, that escalated quickly...
Irya Boone
The Scope
#57 - 2013-01-10 09:13:09 UTC
hhuuhuh love this one ^^

All miners should go to low /null and wormhole let High sec for rookies

CCP it's time to remove Off Grid Boost and Put Them on Killmail too, add Logi on killmails .... Open that damn door !!

you shall all bow and pray BoB

Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#58 - 2013-01-10 09:18:16 UTC
iskflakes wrote:
You could stop mining for a year and nobody would notice. There are enough stockpiled ships and ammo that new supply is largely irrelevant



Competition is good and as far as I'm concerned there's not enough competition for resources and ships/mods.

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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#59 - 2013-01-10 09:21:39 UTC
James 315 wrote:
And if I am given the honour of a seat on the CSM...



Would be a very sad day for Eve community.

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Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#60 - 2013-01-10 09:28:29 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
"Have you fit for maximum yield?"

"No, I fit for tank."

"Tank? Why?"

"So I don't get ganked. I heard there were a lot of gankers in this game."

"Oh that was a long time ago, kid. Miner gankers are pretty much extinct now. It's all about the yield, now."

"How did that happen?"

"You don't wanna know. Let's just say it turns out us hisec miners actually have powerful friends in low places, kid. Friends that never knew they were our friends until it was almost too late. But they came around in the end, and now everything is smooth as gravy."

Is this supposed to be a good outcome?