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101 uses for a Dust Bunny

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NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#61 - 2013-01-10 02:13:24 UTC
Load them into torpedoes and have them go all Angry Marine on HBC.
Sit back and watch who wins.
Snag a tech moon in exchange for the boom boom guns
ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#62 - 2013-01-10 02:27:51 UTC
I'd use my Dust Bunny to fight the ground battle to my space battle and and and...


...We would conquer the known galaxy!!! Shocked

ISD Cyberdyne

Lieutenant Commander

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Sir SmashAlot
The League of Extraordinary Opportunists
Intergalactic Conservation Movement
#63 - 2013-01-10 03:16:52 UTC
I will use a dust bunny as a doorman for my captains quarters Ugh
Keras Authion
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#64 - 2013-01-10 06:44:14 UTC
I was thinking of waxing my ship with them but if they have metallic parts that'll just scratch the paint Ugh

This post was rated "C" for capsuleer.
Jess Maine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#65 - 2013-01-10 07:36:05 UTC
Wait for the game to die so they can release it on the PC, they don't even have to compete with the casual shooter that is Planetside 2.
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#66 - 2013-01-10 07:38:57 UTC
Use him to modify my sell orders while I sleep/work
TheBlueMonkey
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#67 - 2013-01-10 12:08:14 UTC
I just think it's nice that we now have a member of the eve community that's lower than miners.

Must be nice for them to look down on someone for once :)
Carribean Queen
Vadimus Quarrier Works
#68 - 2013-01-10 12:42:33 UTC
Thomas Gore wrote:
They should be loaded in our festival launchers for a new *splat* type effect on impact.


Make this happen CCP!
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#69 - 2013-01-10 12:50:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Anna Karhunen
All this talk about Dust Bunnies makes me think about Tonari no Totoro.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Shalia Ripper
#70 - 2013-01-10 12:53:49 UTC
My exotic dancers aren't going to oil themselves!

Wait....

Why yes...yes they are.

Sig blah blah blah blah
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#71 - 2013-01-10 13:02:41 UTC
Dust bunnies... here come the unwashed masses. Shocked

I can hardly wait for the massive influx of additional beggars and other "street people" in Jita Local...

Roll

Please, CCP... can't we have a game mechanic, perhaps in PI, where I can just gather these guys up in truck for like an ISK a day and whisk them off to work on my "farms" ?

Maybe put them in spacesuits and glue them to mining drones with little hammers to give a boost to the mining yield ?

"EVE is dying." -- The Four Forum Trolls of the Apocalypse.   ( Pick four, any four. They all smell.  )
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#72 - 2013-01-10 15:54:38 UTC
Start a sumo league with good prizes and watch them wrestle each other.

If you find out one is a non-EVE player regular buttom masher, offer to double his isk.
Usagi Toshiro
Null Tax Crew
#73 - 2013-01-10 16:53:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Usagi Toshiro
ISD Cyberdyne wrote:
I'd use my Dust Bunny to fight the ground battle to my space battle and and and...


...We would conquer the known galaxy!!! Shocked



If DUST514 was available for PC I would use this strategy as I don't own a PS3. Also, I could convince more of my non EVE playing friends to try DUST if it was on the PC. Make it PC and via STEAM and watch the magic happen.


**Edit** Until then, my dustbunny will be keeping my CQ and ships clean and minty fresh.

Trolls are like stray cats. If you feed them they multiply. Please do not  feed the trolls.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#74 - 2013-01-10 17:22:42 UTC
Carribean Queen wrote:
Thomas Gore wrote:
They should be loaded in our festival launchers for a new *splat* type effect on impact.


Make this happen CCP!

Hey, maybe they could do a tie-in to Disney's new remake of The Rocketeer!
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#75 - 2013-01-10 17:51:00 UTC
Bore-swabs for my Heavy Autocannon.
'Dummy' rounds for same. Twisted
Tampions for same.
Bomb bay janitor.
Mess attendant for formal meals in the wardroom.
Disposable courrier.
Cut off his arms and legs, hang him on the wardroom bulkhead, and call him Art.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#76 - 2013-01-10 17:53:41 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
I'd like to use him as a surf board to enter some planets atmosphere while surfing into the sunrise.

Obscure reference Win.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Skorpynekomimi
#77 - 2013-01-10 19:04:23 UTC
Lubricant.
Structural reinforcement. HOLD THOSE PLATES TOGETHER.
Boarding parties.

Economic PVP
Henry Haphorn
Killer Yankee
#78 - 2013-01-10 19:10:16 UTC
vyshnegradsky wrote:
Lord Zim wrote:
Doorstop.


Only when the door opens. I say take bets on how far they can run before the slaver hounds catch up to them.


The Door doesn't swing open. It slides. And with powerful hydraulics, it can slice a merc in two.

Adapt or Die
Calico-Jack Daniels
#79 - 2013-01-10 19:25:13 UTC
Planetary Bombardment Testing


"Ok, good stand right there....." *orbital cannon shot strikes surface of planet * "Ok, how did that look?" *silence* "Hello?"

I go well with Quafe...
Anyura
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#80 - 2013-01-10 21:21:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyura
*battle music plays*

Dust Bunny, I choose you!

*throws ball*

*hideous creature appears and starts gently drooling from the side of it's mouth*

"....Bun.....Bun...?"