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101 uses for a Dust Bunny

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Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#21 - 2013-01-09 01:09:14 UTC
Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."

Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!"

Everytime you see a really short Dust Bunny, ask him, "How's the weather down there?"

Spam Dust Bunnies with EVE mails that read, "Hey, look. Your hair is starting to thin on top."

Buy your allied troops helmets with communications atennae. Then tell them, "You all look like ants from up here."

Close every Dust Bunny communication with, "Thanks guys. You are the wind beneath my wings."
iskflakes
#22 - 2013-01-09 01:18:15 UTC
Can I sell them on the market?

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Romvex
TURN LEFT
#23 - 2013-01-09 01:29:08 UTC
Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:
Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."

Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!"

Everytime you see a really short Dust Bunny, ask him, "How's the weather down there?"

Spam Dust Bunnies with EVE mails that read, "Hey, look. Your hair is starting to thin on top."

Buy your allied troops helmets with communications atennae. Then tell them, "You all look like ants from up here."

Close every Dust Bunny communication with, "Thanks guys. You are the wind beneath my wings."

THIS
Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
#24 - 2013-01-09 01:57:31 UTC
Do they fit in the festival launcher?

Nyan
Jamyl Khanid
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2013-01-09 02:00:00 UTC
iskflakes wrote:
Can I sell them on the market?



Livestock I believe.
Removal Tool
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#26 - 2013-01-09 02:01:37 UTC
They are all fluffy and cute, but don't let them on your ship, because once they start to multiply it's almost impossible to get rid of them.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#27 - 2013-01-09 02:05:44 UTC
1) Beating-dummy.
2) Beating-dummy.
3) Beating-dummy.
4) Beating-dummy.
5) Beating-dummy.
6) (There is no 6)

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101) Beating-dummy.
102) Beating-dummy.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Gryvern Otomeya
Purple Void Corporation
LinkNet
#28 - 2013-01-09 02:33:33 UTC
Charlepetit LaJoie wrote:
Threaten orbital bombardment if they don't start singing "Ground Control to Major Tom."

Break into voice comms periodically to shout, "The Sky Gods are angry!""


These two right here.....Gold. Lol
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#29 - 2013-01-09 02:41:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.


this all the way, paint the ship red and mount an AA gun on it for good measure

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#30 - 2013-01-09 02:44:41 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.


I thought that was Reaver style; with a few chains helping to keep him there anyway.
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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#31 - 2013-01-09 04:05:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Nova Fox
Mire Stoude wrote:
Raise one to be a racing bunny. Compete him/her against other racing dust bunnies for prizes. If they lose we execute them.


... you have no idea.

BTW we're used to calling each other dust bunnies.

Dust 514's CPM 1 Iron Wolf Saber Eve mail me about Dust 514 issues.
Hilmar Fudd
Wery Wascally Wabbits
#32 - 2013-01-09 04:16:51 UTC
Wabbits awh:

Tawhgets ...moveing ...nice twanvewsal

Food...just yummy...Wabbit bwest soup is my favowit

Cwohthing...soft and wahm

Dust bummies??? I alwaze cwean my wabbits. Big smile
Nicky Scars
Doomheim
#33 - 2013-01-09 04:57:03 UTC
Hmm.

I think bunny slippers would be nice for winter.
Holykittens
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-01-09 05:20:02 UTC
Food.
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#35 - 2013-01-09 05:24:28 UTC
I will be sending them to every planet in known space to find the key to my damn CQ door!

"Damn, what planet was on last night? What was her name? And where are my damn keys? Dust bunnies I have a mission for you!"
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#36 - 2013-01-09 05:39:31 UTC
All jokes aside...

Ok, so it has been established that an EvE player can do orbital strikes on Dust planets. Dust planets can return fire at EvE ships in orbit. Fair enough, right?

So let's say one day you're in an unarmed hauler going to pick stuff from the local customs station when all of a sudden...

Yeah, not liking that idea.

I'd like to assume that CCP has mechanics already set to keep that from happening. I'd like to, but I won't, because we all know that no one in EvE loves tears more than CCP themselves.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
galenwade
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2013-01-09 05:47:49 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
All jokes aside...

Ok, so it has been established that an EvE player can do orbital strikes on Dust planets. Dust planets can return fire at EvE ships in orbit. Fair enough, right?

So let's say one day you're in an unarmed hauler going to pick stuff from the local customs station when all of a sudden...

Yeah, not liking that idea.

I'd like to assume that CCP has mechanics already set to keep that from happening. I'd like to, but I won't, because we all know that no one in EvE loves tears more than CCP themselves.



I think you have to be called in and accept the contract to be a target and bomb them back don't you ?



OH and i want to enough dust bunnys and eject them around a gate . Always wanted to see what happens when a Charon and a bunny meet Twisted
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#38 - 2013-01-09 06:03:30 UTC
Cut off their feet, sell them as lucky charms, then use the rest of them for perverted purposes since they won't be able to run away. Yeah, I am weird like that.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#39 - 2013-01-09 06:10:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
I'll be using mine as bait. They can tell me where their battles are at, and If the enemy has orbital support. Then I will kill orbital bombardiers. Nom nom nom nom nom.

Then I will orbitally bombard my Dust bunny and his friends. Nom nom nom nom nom.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Thgil Goldcore
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#40 - 2013-01-09 06:32:19 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
All jokes aside...

Ok, so it has been established that an EvE player can do orbital strikes on Dust planets. Dust planets can return fire at EvE ships in orbit. Fair enough, right?

So let's say one day you're in an unarmed hauler going to pick stuff from the local customs station when all of a sudden...

Yeah, not liking that idea.

I'd like to assume that CCP has mechanics already set to keep that from happening. I'd like to, but I won't, because we all know that no one in EvE loves tears more than CCP themselves.


Likely you would need to be over the district in question in order for dust to retaliate. So unless you like hanging out over sceneic vista's in a hauler carrying valuables, i think your safe.