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"i can't believe I've @%$£$@ it again"
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Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#21 - 2013-01-08 18:45:30 UTC
This is why you don't play EVE at work kids...
Mr Pragmatic
#22 - 2013-01-08 18:49:18 UTC
I just want to say as some one who can't play Eve at work. I hate you and I'm happy you lost your ship.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Jebediah Linnaeus
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#23 - 2013-01-08 19:00:35 UTC
quit your job. problem solved
Sebastian N Cain
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-01-08 19:02:20 UTC
kes88 wrote:
Toku Jiang wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Toku Jiang wrote:
So you did a warp to safe, but did not make sure you actually warped off. Sounds like you should quit playing EVE at work to me.


One Tank of Honor Attention says you're one of those that believes university bandwidth is for whatever students want to use it for (gaming, pirating music, etc) and not schoolwork... Pirate

On the original topic:
1) Warp to safe
2) Logout

Problem solved. Nothing is so critical that it can't wait 30 seconds.



That would be a negative there ghost rider. I don't go to a university, I haven't since the 1990's, and I'm retired, so I can use my bandwidth for whatever I want.


You went to Uni in the 90s and you're already retired?! Shocked

Dammit, I need a new job.

On topic - like the 'downsized' comment. Similar amusing implications for 'buggered'. Big smile


Well, probably the Uni was his workplace.

I got lost in thought... it was unfamiliar territory.
Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-01-08 20:29:51 UTC
Chuck Sheen

You had a Chuck Sheen moment. You tried to be epic like Chuck Norris, but failed like Charlie Sheen.

"Oh my god I Chuck Sheen'd it..."
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#26 - 2013-01-09 01:33:46 UTC
You were rat-rolled.
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#27 - 2013-01-09 05:14:22 UTC
Sebastian N Cain wrote:
kes88 wrote:
Toku Jiang wrote:
Ginger Barbarella wrote:
Toku Jiang wrote:
So you did a warp to safe, but did not make sure you actually warped off. Sounds like you should quit playing EVE at work to me.


One Tank of Honor Attention says you're one of those that believes university bandwidth is for whatever students want to use it for (gaming, pirating music, etc) and not schoolwork... Pirate

On the original topic:
1) Warp to safe
2) Logout

Problem solved. Nothing is so critical that it can't wait 30 seconds.



That would be a negative there ghost rider. I don't go to a university, I haven't since the 1990's, and I'm retired, so I can use my bandwidth for whatever I want.


You went to Uni in the 90s and you're already retired?! Shocked

Dammit, I need a new job.

On topic - like the 'downsized' comment. Similar amusing implications for 'buggered'. Big smile


Well, probably the Uni was his workplace.


..or, he was keeping up with his career requirements; for many that involves revisiting University every 3-5 years. Actually, I understand for some now, it is required on a yearly basis. My brother is in a Paramedic and has to do that.
zubzubzubzubzubzubzubzub
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#28 - 2013-01-09 11:03:58 UTC
"Sacked".

Hey, guys! I just got "sacked".

It can work equally well when you get sacked for not doing your job :)

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#29 - 2013-01-09 11:20:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaerah Vahrokha
kes88 wrote:

You went to Uni in the 90s and you're already retired?! Shocked

Dammit, I need a new job.

On topic - like the 'downsized' comment. Similar amusing implications for 'buggered'. Big smile


I went to the Uni in 92-93 and I am retired since 2011, so?



Edit:

OP, you got properly Skullfuc*ed.

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Sidrat Flush
KarmaFleet
#30 - 2013-01-09 13:08:27 UTC
Vaerah Vahrokha wrote:
kes88 wrote:

You went to Uni in the 90s and you're already retired?! Shocked

Dammit, I need a new job.

On topic - like the 'downsized' comment. Similar amusing implications for 'buggered'. Big smile


I went to the Uni in 92-93 and I am retired since 2011, so?



Edit:

OP, you got properly Skullfuc*ed.


I cant believe I'm the only one to think the Eve Retirees are more active and productive than they were while working.

As for the op. You got stuck on a roid or other lco.

Oh in future you must make people wait for at least twenty to thirty seconds if you keep running they will call you for the littlest of things however if they still need you after a minute or so they're probably not going to help themselves.

Sadly.

Its time to stand up against the bad empire based CEO telling falsehoods about what new characters can accomplish and pushing them towards an in game experience of drudgery and loneliness keeping them in the shadow of ignorance for at nest their own profit at worse apathy towards all the experiences that Eve has to offer.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-01-09 13:23:34 UTC
Zenned sounds more tasteful than other options i've found here.

voting for Zenned

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#32 - 2013-01-09 14:28:55 UTC
Sounds to me like a FLOPPADUSCHKA! moment.

/ducks
Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#33 - 2013-01-09 15:03:31 UTC
Be a stock trader and play EvE easiest way to retire young

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#34 - 2013-01-09 19:31:28 UTC
Non-consentual Suicide.

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Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
#35 - 2013-01-09 19:35:34 UTC
Zen Dad wrote:
Seeing the thread entitled 'Your greatest moments in Eve' makes wants me to ask something.

Could the EVE community help with a new descriptive word ( e..g Nerf, Gank, Buff) that describes this or a similar visceral Eve moment.....

1 Log on PC at work, volume off , window screen, sneakily rat in favourite 360mill ship whilst reviewing e-mails and daily tasks.
2 Get interrupted by phone call or co-worker - hurridly select warp to SAFE - minimise screen.
3. Re-open screen after longer than expected interruption
4. Stare UNCOMPREHENDINGLY at small pod & rather contented looking frigate sized BELT rats ...
5. Exhale and collapse rubber face into left hand.
6. Use * new word* in general rant to confused co-workers....

Any suggestions ...?


You're an ******* for playing eve at work and part of the reason the global economy sucks.

internet spaceships

are serious business sir.

and don't forget it
Zen Dad
Solitary Sad Bastard In Space
#36 - 2013-01-09 20:33:58 UTC
Cipher Jones wrote:
Zen Dad wrote:
Seeing the thread entitled 'Your greatest moments in Eve' makes wants me to ask something.

Could the EVE community help with a new descriptive word ( e..g Nerf, Gank, Buff) that describes this or a similar visceral Eve moment.....

1 Log on PC at work, volume off , window screen, sneakily rat in favourite 360mill ship whilst reviewing e-mails and daily tasks.
2 Get interrupted by phone call or co-worker - hurridly select warp to SAFE - minimise screen.
3. Re-open screen after longer than expected interruption
4. Stare UNCOMPREHENDINGLY at small pod & rather contented looking frigate sized BELT rats ...
5. Exhale and collapse rubber face into left hand.
6. Use * new word* in general rant to confused co-workers....

Any suggestions ...?


You're an ******* for playing eve at work and part of the reason the global economy sucks.


an ********* ? grammatically it can't be w**ker,,,, it must be ars****e ?
Kusariqqu
BB8's
#37 - 2013-01-09 20:38:03 UTC
You got Dissconbobulated.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#38 - 2013-01-09 20:40:25 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Non-consentual Suicide.


Or just non consensual dev post reading.

K, I'm out.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Zack Korth
Livid CO.
#39 - 2013-01-09 20:41:17 UTC
i'm gonna refer to this as getting caught in a "dirty zenhole"
Zack Korth
Livid CO.
#40 - 2013-01-09 20:41:47 UTC
Zack Korth wrote:
i'm gonna refer to this as getting caught in a "dirty zenhole"


****ed in the zenhole as well
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