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Help me pick a way to scam!

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Vayeate Marquise
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-01-04 00:13:12 UTC
So as you can probably guess, this is an alt. An empty pointless alt...On the other hand, I also have a fairly old alt which I had sit around in a no name inactive industry corp. The character has no SP on it to speak of but I feel like it being such an old character with a fairly respectable employee history, I could maximize on the tear harvesting potential by pulling off a good old fashioned director heist. I welcome any other suggestions as well. I'll post the results and tears here when done.

Perhaps I could set myself up as a JF hauler for some major 0.0 alliance and let the orders pile up. Problem is I can't actually fly a JF and getting into such a position would be fairly problematic. Ideally you have to know someone to get into this. Getting pos rights in a WH is also a possibility but again no SP means I can't directly steal anything.

I'd be willing to work with someone already inside any alliance/corp as well. Send me a PM and we can have some fun together.

Problem? ~.~

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-01-04 01:31:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Xolve
Use your imagination, wit and intelligence.

If someone appears either smarter than you or overly cautious, find a new mark.

For the paltry sum of 500m ISK I will be more than happy to help you not only locate targets, but aide you in alleviating them of all their stuff. Lol
Vayeate Marquise
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-01-04 03:00:55 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Use your imagination, wit and intelligence.

If someone appears either smarter than you or overly cautious, find a new mark.

For the paltry sum of 500m ISK I will be more than happy to help you not only locate targets, but aide you in alleviating them of all their stuff. Lol



Sure, you'll get payment after the haul ;)

Problem? ~.~

Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-01-04 03:07:29 UTC
Scam me pliz! I will send you iskies and you double it 4 mi? Just send me 300 million first tho so I know 4 sure ure legit playur!!
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-01-04 03:18:15 UTC
Xylorn Hasher
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-01-04 08:06:01 UTC
Well WH corp could be an option but its no fast way to make ISKies.
I lived with well organised WH corp in C6 for about 6 months. Thery had very simple way to avoid being robbed by corp thief.
New corporation / ally members had their own POS and no access to assets of "trusted" members who lived in diffrent POSes.
If there was any act of theft of new members POS we didnt even invastigate. POS was bubbled and taken down with all new member assets inside.
All new guys were killed on sight or taken into trap and podded then sacked from corp ally.

I really dunno if its a common practice in WH, but it worked well.

All my posts are made shortly after Marihuana consumption.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#7 - 2013-01-04 21:17:30 UTC
Send me 500mil ISK, and ill mail you a good scam idea....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Quadtro
RillaCorp
#8 - 2013-01-05 15:52:34 UTC
join a corp with tons of tech 2 and capital BPO's .. watch everyone leave when they get bored with game and get everything ... profit
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-01-06 16:42:16 UTC
I will assist in your scamming for a small administrative fee of 150 mill to cover lecture materials and class time.
Vayeate Marquise
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-01-07 05:09:35 UTC
Mikeh24 wrote:
I will assist in your scamming for a small administrative fee of 150 mill to cover lecture materials and class time.



Sure, after the heist.

Problem? ~.~

Kainotomiu Ronuken
koahisquad
#11 - 2013-01-07 14:29:42 UTC
I don't suggest pursuing the 'JF Pilot for major null sec alliance' idea. It's pretty hard to get that kind of position, you'd certainly need to have skills for a JF, and you wouldn't be able to let orders pile up because, y'know, people will stop giving you orders if the stuff doesn't get to the destination.
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-01-08 21:59:42 UTC
Vayeate Marquise wrote:
Mikeh24 wrote:
I will assist in your scamming for a small administrative fee of 150 mill to cover lecture materials and class time.



Sure, after the heist.


Sorry, I never do anything up front to prevent being scammed. Hopefully you don't follow the same philosophy.
Buhhdust Princess
Mind Games.
Suddenly Spaceships.
#13 - 2013-01-08 22:19:55 UTC
I pulled off a scam where I joined an alliance that was in the process of moving to a new major "Warzone". Took around 10-12bil in ships just by saying "I'm doing carrier jumps from X to X today!"

I was 3 days old in the alliance.
-Buhhd
Cho Wong
Fraternity Holding
Fraternity.
#14 - 2013-01-09 00:43:21 UTC
get warp in on blues for people
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#15 - 2013-01-09 01:45:45 UTC
Cho Wong wrote:
get warp in on blues for people


chooo my good epidemic friend :) remember solar times? :)

Spaceprincess

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