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101 uses for a Dust Bunny

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Anyura
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-01-08 22:39:05 UTC
Congratulations, capsuleer - you are now the proud owner of a Dust 514 Mercanary, together with the foaming-at-the-mouth PS3 player that controls it. But tell me, dwellers of New Eden, what exactly do you *do* with such a creature? How could you, as a space pilot, make use of one?

A couple to get the ball rolling:

1) Give the Dust Bunny a welding torch and space suit and use him as an armor repairer.

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.
Mire Stoude
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-01-08 22:45:45 UTC
Raise one to be a racing bunny. Compete him/her against other racing dust bunnies for prizes. If they lose we execute them.
Lord Zim
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-01-08 22:45:53 UTC
Doorstop.

Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.

RIP Vile Rat
Olleybear
Infinite Point
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2013-01-08 22:56:00 UTC
Someone annoys me in local chat, I find out where their PI installation is, send my very own dust bunny there to take it from them.

When it comes to PvP, I am like a chiwawa hanging from a grizzley bears pair of wrinklies for dear life.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-01-08 22:56:42 UTC
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-01-08 22:58:11 UTC
Olleybear wrote:
Someone annoys me in local chat, I find out where their PI installation is, send my very own dust bunny there to take it from them.


Surfin's DustBunny (my dust bunny) is at your service Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Romvex
TURN LEFT
#7 - 2013-01-08 23:05:58 UTC
Biofuel. Fly Trap. Slaver hound food. Fertilizer. Dolls for my pet rogue drones. lab rats. spare ammo for projectile guns. weapon testing platforms. target practice. to name a few
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#8 - 2013-01-08 23:10:28 UTC
Dust bunnies are not funny!
This is serious business. Do realize how many man hours are wasted each year, chasing dust bunnies around the furniture?
It's a travesty, and must be stopped!






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vyshnegradsky
The Legion of Spoon
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#9 - 2013-01-08 23:11:45 UTC
Lord Zim wrote:
Doorstop.


Only when the door opens. I say take bets on how far they can run before the slaver hounds catch up to them.

This one's a bit over the edge guys.

Locked for breaking... well, pretty much all the rules.

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Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#10 - 2013-01-08 23:18:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarn Kugisa
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.


I want corpses strapped onto my pod

"Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane."

EDIT:

one use: load into launchers to test the strength of shields

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#11 - 2013-01-08 23:20:01 UTC
T2 versions of the Unit of Lag
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2013-01-08 23:20:53 UTC
Tarn Kugisa wrote:
I want corpses strapped onto my pod

"Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane."


Looks like we have a badass over here. Big smile

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#13 - 2013-01-08 23:24:06 UTC
Romvex wrote:
...Slaver hound food...

Remove standings and insurance.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#14 - 2013-01-08 23:25:23 UTC
wtb dust bunny corps

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#15 - 2013-01-08 23:28:21 UTC
Chaff.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Celestra Doxaila
MinTek Tactical Division
#16 - 2013-01-08 23:36:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Celestra Doxaila
Tarn Kugisa wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.


I want corpses strapped onto my pod

"Let's not pod this guy, it looks like he's insane."

EDIT:

one use: load into launchers to test the strength of shields


Do it Serenity style, perhaps the Blood Raiders will not shoot you and let you pass through their territory. We need custom paint jobs for this.

Edit:

The Cruor looks like a good fit for this.
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#17 - 2013-01-09 00:15:04 UTC
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#18 - 2013-01-09 00:24:38 UTC
Ammo.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#19 - 2013-01-09 00:27:44 UTC
use it as a targetting relay for my orbital bombardments.. and tell him they are precision strikes, so he can be pretty close, then use the mass aoe version.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Thgil Goldcore
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2013-01-09 00:31:58 UTC
Always arrive late for orbital strikes... Just so that way I can hear him yell 'DAMNIT WHERES MY AIR SUPPORT!" ^_^
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