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Justin Bieber`s fans are truly dedicated
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Tee Kay Solus
Poseidon Industries And Trading
#1 - 2013-01-08 17:32:00 UTC
I`ve stumbled upon this image today while browsing my friends` facebook entries.

Brief summary of events preceeding the main story:

Justin Bieber breaks up with his girlfriend (very interesting i know)

Justin Bieber starts smoking grass (even more thrilling news)

THIS happens

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet."

  • Maj. Gen. James Mattis
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-01-08 17:43:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Graygor
In a few years they're going to totally regret their stupidity I hope... should they live so long. That is if they don't die of sepsis beforehand... the word being quite apt in this usage so it seems.

My mother once told my siblings and I how she refused to eat for nearly 2 weeks after the Beatles broke up and she had to be admitted to hospital and how she threatened she would disown us, were we ever so stupid.

The ultimate question in this is where the hell are the parents?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2013-01-08 17:51:17 UTC
Survival of the fittest...clearly the bieber generation will purge themselves from the genepool.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-01-08 17:52:29 UTC
OP, apparently you didn't get the funny point in it.

4chan launched Operation #CutForBieber# with made up tweets to encourage hysterical stupid fangirls to cut themselves to save poor Justin Bieber from the terrors of THC-addiction.
Sh*t went viral and maybe slightly out of hand.

Those girls will grow up, and many, many years later they can tell their grandchildren that they have "Justin" carved into their arms because of a stupid internet hoax.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-08 17:58:22 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
OP, apparently you didn't get the funny point in it.

4chan launched Operation #CutForBieber# with made up tweets to encourage hysterical stupid fangirls to cut themselves to save poor Justin Bieber from the terrors of THC-addiction.
Sh*t went viral and maybe slightly out of hand.

Those girls will grow up, and many, many years later they can tell their grandchildren that they have "Justin" carved into their arms because of a stupid internet hoax.


I dont doubt your truthfulness Zimmy, but if this is true then by God.

Before I felt stupefaction, now I feel only pity. Sad

Now knowing more information not only for their stupidity but for their gullibility.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-01-08 18:02:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/08/justin-bieber-fans-outraged-at-gruesome-cutforbieber-prank/

Yeah...I know...Foxnews....Oops

But linking to 4chan is futile.

edit: reddit link should be stable: http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1658ro/4chan_behind_the_recent_cutforbieber_campaign/

second edit:

I did not take part in this operation, just to clarify this....

third edit:

...but I am so proud of you motherf****s

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-01-08 18:02:06 UTC
I guess internet makes people go full ******.









NEVER go full ******.

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#8 - 2013-01-08 18:08:54 UTC
In related news, there still exists a person who calls it 'grass'.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-01-08 18:10:06 UTC
Bane Necran wrote:
In related news, there still exists a person who calls it 'grass'.


Still quite a common term for it in the UK I believe. Or it was 4 years ago when I emigrated.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#10 - 2013-01-08 18:11:24 UTC
Meh nothing new here. Fanatical Flagellation has been occurring for centuries.

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#11 - 2013-01-08 18:12:58 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Still quite a common term for it in the UK I believe. Or it was 4 years ago when I emigrated.


That could be it. It's fallen out of popular usage here in north america in the last few decades. Seems a bit old fashioned to me now.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#12 - 2013-01-08 18:16:59 UTC
Keep off the grass

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#13 - 2013-01-08 19:06:18 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
OP, apparently you didn't get the funny point in it.

4chan launched Operation #CutForBieber# with made up tweets to encourage hysterical stupid fangirls to cut themselves to save poor Justin Bieber from the terrors of THC-addiction.
Sh*t went viral and maybe slightly out of hand.

Those girls will grow up, and many, many years later they can tell their grandchildren that they have "Justin" carved into their arms because of a stupid internet hoax.


I dont doubt your truthfulness Zimmy, but if this is true then by God.

Before I felt stupefaction, now I feel only pity. Sad

Now knowing more information not only for their stupidity but for their gullibility.

I'm afraid to look at 4chan. Don't know anything about it, except for it being mentioned in various internet stories involving ridicule, sadistic humor, and general nastiness. I can get that in regular daily life, don't need to go looking for it in my free time too.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-01-08 19:47:23 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:

I'm afraid to look at 4chan. Don't know anything about it, except for it being mentioned in various internet stories involving ridicule, sadistic humor, and general nastiness. I can get that in regular daily life, don't need to go looking for it in my free time too.



I can understand that.

Buried deep beneath a crapload of porn, racism and sexism you would find stuff like this : http://i.imgur.com/HvmmL.jpg


I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Stegas Tyrano
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-01-08 20:08:47 UTC
News just in, at 12:13pm Justin Beiber tweeted 'Invade China and I'll stop smoking weed', millions of fan girls across the States have armed themselves with M16's and have boarded Hercules class transport planes headed for China.

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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-01-08 20:18:28 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
I'm afraid to look at 4chan. Don't know anything about it, except for it being mentioned in various internet stories involving ridicule, sadistic humor, and general nastiness. I can get that in regular daily life, don't need to go looking for it in my free time too.

imagine SA forums.

that's 4chan's /b/ bastardized, circumcised, neutered, gagged and extremely polite and politically correct version.


for all purposes, 4chan's /b/ (and not 4chan as a whole btw), is the lowest level of cesspool of the internet, where the crappiest crap of the shittiest **** goes to fester and transform into something so nasty, not even Satan would touch it with a 10-foot pole.

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Subdolus Venator
State War Academy
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-01-08 20:30:00 UTC
Tee Kay Solus wrote:


THIS happens

Shocked

Roll

There are some very messed up folks out there. Some will hurt themselves just because they woke up this morning. Others will sieze on any excuse, no matter how sad or pathetic.
Just more proof that as far as sanity goes, the human race has a long way to go and needs a lot of help.

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Subdolus Venator
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-01-08 20:32:50 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:

I'm afraid to look at 4chan. Don't know anything about it, except for it being mentioned in various internet stories involving ridicule, sadistic humor, and general nastiness. I can get that in regular daily life, don't need to go looking for it in my free time too.



I can understand that.

Buried deep beneath a crapload of ****, racism and sexism you would find stuff like this : http://i.imgur.com/HvmmL.jpg


Utterly brilliant.

4chan is where you go, if you want your brain melted.

EVE is EVE - Feaces will eventuate.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-01-08 20:47:19 UTC
If there is an internet hoax that makes girls that were prone to cutting themselves anyway (for attention) cut themselves a little more, does it make a thud?



In other news cream-cheese + egg + splenda makes a low carb Cheesecake of win that any dieter can enjoy!



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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-01-08 20:47:26 UTC
Subdolus Venator wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:

I'm afraid to look at 4chan. Don't know anything about it, except for it being mentioned in various internet stories involving ridicule, sadistic humor, and general nastiness. I can get that in regular daily life, don't need to go looking for it in my free time too.



I can understand that.

Buried deep beneath a crapload of ****, racism and sexism you would find stuff like this : http://i.imgur.com/HvmmL.jpg


Utterly brilliant.

4chan is where you go, if you want your brain melted.


To be completely fair here, it's not much worse than GD in the EVE-O forums, it only has much more pictures and different wordfilters...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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