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Why can't I reprocess corpses?

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Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2013-01-01 02:40:41 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
Oblig.


You win.
Rache Bartmoss
The Perfect Harvesting Experience
#22 - 2013-01-04 07:58:08 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
I too would like to reprocess them and get a chance to recover some implants from the head...sadly it'll never happen. Just fill your cargohold with 10 of them before ya go to fight someone. If ya loose it's like a corpse pinata.


In that case also bring one of every type of small ammo your guns can not use for maximum confusion. ;-)
Malgaran
Dependable Ore Minerals Export
#23 - 2013-01-04 12:20:55 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np67piTSAzk

Ill just leave this here for you corpse fetishists
Nadja Dobrovodsky
Raccoon Covenant
Fraternity.
#24 - 2013-01-05 02:32:03 UTC
Uriel Hanaya wrote:
They could turn into Micro Organisms or some such, I have quite a few corpses but no-one wants to buy them.



I am a corpse buyer, preferable Female ones. Feel free to sell them to me, preferable mayor trading hubs, no low sec, no null space. Preferable Jita or Amarr. Dont go exagerating the prices.
CC Avalos
METACORTEX LLC
#25 - 2013-01-05 03:24:36 UTC
I heard for next Christmas they were going to offer Corpse Jerky as one of the free gifts.

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Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
#26 - 2013-01-05 04:54:26 UTC
I used to collect corpses of people I podded.... after several hundred of them they became a clutter, and then I started putting them in my freighter to clutter up cargo scanner results...

Some people in the Features and Ideas forum keep proposing corpses be process-able, with a percentage chance that you could recover implants or implant parts from them...
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#27 - 2013-01-06 02:28:16 UTC
*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*

Shocked This thread is... macabre.

*leaves*

(By the way, it's because corpses are not composed of minerals, which are the only things that reprocessing facilities are designed to handle.)

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Karloth Valois
1st. Pariah Malefactor corp.
The New Eden Yacht Club.
#28 - 2013-01-06 06:06:44 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*

Shocked This thread is... macabre.

*leaves*



I find your lack of faith disturbing

It's not been nice, but thanks for using lube
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-01-06 07:21:22 UTC
Karloth Valois wrote:
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*

Shocked This thread is... macabre.

*leaves*



I find your lack of faith disturbing


I told him that already...

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Malgaran
Dependable Ore Minerals Export
#30 - 2013-01-07 01:13:25 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*

Shocked This thread is... macabre.

*leaves*




Welcome to EveOnline! Enjoy your stay....lol
Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Perkone
Caldari State
#31 - 2013-01-07 01:25:03 UTC
Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2013-01-07 05:41:08 UTC
Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:
Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?


Fleshlight textures

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Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Empyrean Enterprise Conglomerate
#33 - 2013-01-08 16:18:31 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:
Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?


Fleshlight textures


That one got me ... Shocked
Piugattuk
Litla Sundlaugin
#34 - 2013-01-08 16:31:29 UTC
I use to buy them for target practice when torpedoes use to give a nice display but now...meh, undocking in Jita you would target it then as a frighter undocked scare the hell out of them.Big smile
Rutger Janssen
Chanuur
The Initiative.
#35 - 2013-01-08 17:39:00 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*

Shocked This thread is... macabre.

*leaves*

(By the way, it's because corpses are not composed of minerals, which are the only things that reprocessing facilities are designed to handle.)

What about advanced moon materials?
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#36 - 2013-01-08 21:26:53 UTC
Short answer: Because :Falcon:.

Long answer: You don't want to know.

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Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#37 - 2013-01-08 22:05:47 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:
Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?


Fleshlight textures


Made me laugh :)
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