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Why Eve is better than a GF

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Draeven
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-01-07 18:51:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Draeven
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add
mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-01-07 18:56:31 UTC
I'd add but I'm married and so know how wrong you are.

Member of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal
Mr Pragmatic
#3 - 2013-01-07 18:58:14 UTC
Wait, 10 dollars a month?! My is my Eve more expensive :(

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#4 - 2013-01-07 19:02:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
As a gay man, a Girl Friend would be a bad idea in general.

Edit: Friend Girls are another story.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-07 19:04:37 UTC
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


You should rename your thread "Single Man's Excuse #3402"

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#6 - 2013-01-07 19:06:11 UTC
but boots in eve used to be more expensive as in real life.

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-01-07 19:08:12 UTC
mynnna wrote:
I'd add but I'm married and so know how wrong you are.

Pretty much /thread (and very true).

CCP has no sense of humour.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2013-01-07 19:08:22 UTC
While there is plenty of Inflation going on in Eve, Eve isnt inflatable.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-01-07 19:09:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Nicolo da'Vicenza
eve charges by the month, my gf charges by the hour
Dheeradj Nurgle
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-01-07 19:11:31 UTC
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
...
-she doesn't have moods
TiDi
-she's always responsive when I poke her
Downtime
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
...
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
Time for you to get out of the basement
-i can mute her when ever I want
You have sounds turned on anyway?
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)
What's a flex?

feel free to add
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-01-07 19:12:43 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
eve charges by the month, my gf charges by the hour

Are you sure that's a gf? I think there's a separate term for a lady like that.
Pewty McPew
EVE Corporation 2357451
#12 - 2013-01-07 19:13:02 UTC
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


My humble advice to you is find a better girlfriend.

Eve can't

- Cook you dinner
- Wash your clothes
- Clean your house
- Suck your di**
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-01-07 19:14:10 UTC
Complex Potential wrote:
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
eve charges by the month, my gf charges by the hour

Are you sure that's a gf? I think there's a separate term for a lady like that.

eve doesn't look at me funny when i show her my shonen jump collection
Dave Stark
#14 - 2013-01-07 19:14:28 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
As a gay man, a Girl Friend would be a bad idea in general.


you have no idea how many things that explains.
Natasha Stone
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-01-07 19:16:20 UTC
And I can have 95 of her at once.
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-01-07 19:16:43 UTC
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:
Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:
eve charges by the month, my gf charges by the hour

Are you sure that's a gf? I think there's a separate term for a lady like that.

eve doesn't look at me funny when i show her my shonen jump collection

I had to google that. lol
Randolph Rothstein
whatever corp.
#17 - 2013-01-07 19:17:03 UTC
that awkward moment when your gfs name is Eve Ugh
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-01-07 19:18:02 UTC
much less awkward when i start sobbing to my self in the middle of an EVE session
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-01-07 19:18:18 UTC
Pewty McPew wrote:
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


My humble advice to you is find a better girlfriend.

Eve can't

- Cook you dinner
- Wash your clothes
- Clean your house
- Suck your di**



Fortunately, I'm not so incapable that I can't cook my own food, wash my own clothes, and clean my own house. I'm also, personally, asexual, so imma proud member of the singles club myself, no excuses needed. Also, 100% self-sufficient with no reliance on a "female slave" for things that any grown man should be able to do themselves.

But thanks for your well thought-out contribution.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-01-07 19:21:27 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Pewty McPew wrote:
Draeven wrote:
GF stands for girlfriend, not good fight.

-she only cost $10 a month
-she doesn't have moods
-she's always responsive when I poke her
-she gets turned on every time i enter her
-she always sounds sexy, even saying dorky things like 'warp'
-i can mute her when ever I want
-she'll never leave you(well as long as you can pay for flex or valid cc)

feel free to add


My humble advice to you is find a better girlfriend.

Eve can't

- Cook you dinner
- Wash your clothes
- Clean your house
- Suck your di**



Fortunately, I'm not so incapable that I can't cook my own food, wash my own clothes, and clean my own house. I'm also, personally, asexual, so imma proud member of the singles club myself, no excuses needed. Also, 100% self-sufficient with no reliance on a "female slave" for things that any grown man should be able to do themselves.

But thanks for your well thought-out contribution.

Agreed, although the one about the sucking I may struggle to achieve myself.
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