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SLAPD IS ONCE AGAIN LOOKING FOR FRESH FACES TO COME DERP WITH US!

In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies". Contributing absolutely nothing to the welfare of its native region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed flying never more than three jumps from their home system, whoring onto every killmail possible, and generally serving as a detriment to the EVE community as a whole. In whatever activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they have no ******* idea what they are doing.


Now the fun stuff, a bit about ourselves:
Battleclinic Top 250
Our killboard
Some of our vids provided by Buckswanson
Our Alliance Tournament X fights We made it to Finals Day, there is no god!

Testimonials and Endorsements:

"...an insane group of ne'er-do-wells wearing goggles." -Shaalira D'arc
"SLAPD is the jam in my jelly roll." -Ammon Dei
"[a] pretty decent amount of faggots..." -Hidden Snake
"<3 pizza :)" -Loren Gallen
"LOL I think those are friendly pies, unless theres nothing to shoot at, then they can be dangerous" -Hawk Alugi
"PERCUSSIVE PIZZA TIME DIPLOMACY,....that is an excellent alliance name, I hope I get to say that a lot"
--CCP Soundwave during ATX entry bidding (he did)

What we do and what we offer

• Primarily lowsec PvP, everything from not a fleet fleets of three or four guys up to full scale cap warfare.

• Experienced pilots and FC's who've been flying together for years and are more than happy to help out.

• Fun environment where pretty much anything goes, you may have noticed we tend to not take anything to seriously. Except goggles, those are taken very seriously.

• Probably other things.

Aaand what we're looking for in you, spaceship pilot person...

• Minimum of 10 mill sp, some exceptions can be made assuming you make it through our rigorous vetting procedures. I'm pretty shure we have some of those lying around somewhere.

• Ability to be self sufficient, we are a pvp corp, things explode so yes, you will need to replace them.

• A sense of humor and ability to laugh at yourself is mandatory, if you do not have these we are sadly unable to provide you with them at this time, so tough luck. (You only need one of each, although having extras will help with the previously mentioned vetting process which I am positive we have, I just don't know which hangar they're in)

• Goggles. (Seriously)

If this sounds like something you're interested in ( and it really should) stop by our public channel SLAPD in Public

(This post will most likely be updated as more substances begin to kick in)

More people to assist in mass genocide needed!

Kapla!

We have all scooped our eyes out. Thus the goggles.

Percussive Diplomacy doesn't afraid of anything.

Bump.

A Polaris skill book is included with all whom are accepted.

I crazy ki113r approve this message

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And yes they are serious about the goggles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXiJYcK4-GU

i require more people to harass.

Love me, love me... say that you love me!

Or I will kill you.