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My friend needs clothes...

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Istvann
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#281 - 2013-01-03 18:43:34 UTC
This thread is amazing in a disturbing way. My hats off to you Joelinux. Never have a read a thread this long. I anxiously looked forward to each of your posts on each and every page. I read all 14 pages.
Mikaila Penshar
SISTAHs of EVE
#282 - 2013-01-03 18:55:34 UTC
Draconus Lofwyr wrote:
I...I...um...I don't know whats more horrific. The attention this thread has received........or he attention this thread has received from the Dev's, GM's, and CSM?



Just, shuddder


Indeed.
It is nice to see them taking interest somewhere at least... now we know what fantasies to play to if we want their attention.
Yaaar's Revenge
Lightning Squad
Snuffed Out
#283 - 2013-01-04 20:54:43 UTC
I would dress mine in clown suits I guess...

Follow me on Twitter @Yaaars_Revenge
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#284 - 2013-01-05 18:43:52 UTC
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:
I would dress mine in clown suits I guess...


Clown Suits? That's just sick...what is wrong with you?
Guillermo Kugisa
Arturo's Restaurant
#285 - 2013-01-05 18:53:31 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:
I would dress mine in clown suits I guess...


Clown Suits? That's just sick...what is wrong with you?


To each their own, and some just happen to think clowns look nice. Who am I to judge what another finds appealing?
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#286 - 2013-01-14 07:14:03 UTC
Guillermo Kugisa wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Yaaar's Revenge wrote:
I would dress mine in clown suits I guess...


Clown Suits? That's just sick...what is wrong with you?


To each their own, and some just happen to think clowns look nice. Who am I to judge what another finds appealing?


I think everyone can agree that Clowns are just freaky...
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#287 - 2013-01-23 19:05:18 UTC
If Chloe is naked in free space, she is, in every way, "flash frozen"
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#288 - 2013-01-23 19:08:40 UTC
joelinux wrote:
If Chloe is naked in free space, she is, in every way, "flash frozen"

Truly, a statuesque vision!

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Ancy Denaries
Frontier Venture
#289 - 2013-01-23 20:35:10 UTC
CCP Soundwave wrote:
Jev North wrote:
help I can't breathe


Benefits of breathing: Not being the next person he dresses up.

Goddamnit, now I'm going to get dressed up >_<

"Shoot at anything that moves. If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway, it might move later."

"Do not be too positive. The light at the end of the tunnel could be a train." - Franz Kafka
Tennessee Jack
Doomheim
#290 - 2013-01-23 21:25:23 UTC
...... Actually the man has a point.

We need a trophy room...... Somewhere to put our metals, unique ingame items,... and dressed corpses....

There should be a monthy isk maintenance fee (because I am sure the cleaning lady wants extra for buffing and dusting the dressed corpses).

Always wondered why I could not invite a friend to my captains quarters to come meet and admire my collection of meatbags and carcasses...

.... yea....
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#291 - 2013-01-24 16:07:42 UTC
Tennessee Jack wrote:
...... Actually the man has a point.

We need a trophy room...... Somewhere to put our metals, unique ingame items,... and dressed corpses....

There should be a monthy isk maintenance fee (because I am sure the cleaning lady wants extra for buffing and dusting the dressed corpses).

Always wondered why I could not invite a friend to my captains quarters to come meet and admire my collection of meatbags and carcasses...

.... yea....


Corpses? That's sick...I only have companions. And I buff Chloe on my own lots of times, thank you very much.
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#292 - 2013-01-24 16:12:39 UTC
joelinux wrote:
Tennessee Jack wrote:
...... Actually the man has a point.

We need a trophy room...... Somewhere to put our metals, unique ingame items,... and dressed corpses....

There should be a monthy isk maintenance fee (because I am sure the cleaning lady wants extra for buffing and dusting the dressed corpses).

Always wondered why I could not invite a friend to my captains quarters to come meet and admire my collection of meatbags and carcasses...

.... yea....


Corpses? That's sick...I only have companions. And I buff Chloe on my own lots of times, thank you very much.

Call me a romantic, but I bet there are a lot of girls who are simply going mad with jealousy about the devoted attention being lavished upon her.

Come on ladies, get in your rifters... love awaits you among the stars!

Twisted

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Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#293 - 2013-01-24 16:31:44 UTC
a chicken suit would be something i might consider for certain corpses.

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Sam Korak
Doomheim
#294 - 2013-01-24 18:22:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Sam Korak
Can I have this holodancer feature in my captain quarters anytime soon?

EDIT:

Making Pleasure Hubs interactable would also work for me.
SGT FUNYOUN
Elysian Space Navy - 1st Fleet
#295 - 2013-01-24 21:08:01 UTC
We represent...

... the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lolicom gui... uhm... lollipop guiiiiiiillld... And we want this now.
joelinux
Perkone
Caldari State
#296 - 2013-01-31 01:20:35 UTC
Nikk Narrel wrote:
joelinux wrote:
Tennessee Jack wrote:
...... Actually the man has a point.

We need a trophy room...... Somewhere to put our metals, unique ingame items,... and dressed corpses....

There should be a monthy isk maintenance fee (because I am sure the cleaning lady wants extra for buffing and dusting the dressed corpses).

Always wondered why I could not invite a friend to my captains quarters to come meet and admire my collection of meatbags and carcasses...

.... yea....


Corpses? That's sick...I only have companions. And I buff Chloe on my own lots of times, thank you very much.

Call me a romantic, but I bet there are a lot of girls who are simply going mad with jealousy about the devoted attention being lavished upon her.

Come on ladies, get in your rifters... love awaits you among the stars!

Twisted


The only thing that stands between you and true happiness is their pulse.
Daichi Yamato
Jabbersnarks and Wonderglass
#297 - 2013-01-31 01:52:29 UTC
and the eve community said they didnt like captain quarters or walking in stations...

i guess it was just the direction the idea was taking was wrong. we dnt want bars, gambling and mini games

we want strippers trophies and corpse fondling.

...and a love shack damnit

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Lynne Rankin
Slow Chidlren at Play
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#298 - 2013-01-31 11:16:09 UTC
Wait it's been six months since I've seen this, and this is still active?


Shocked
Nikk Narrel
Moonlit Bonsai
#299 - 2013-01-31 17:47:34 UTC
Lynne Rankin wrote:
Wait it's been six months since I've seen this, and this is still active?


Shocked

True love never dies....

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Commando 351
#300 - 2013-01-31 18:55:55 UTC
Well here goes nothing...

I too once experienced this kind of love. Finding a beautiful flash frozen young woman in the wreckage of a battleship... I named her Angela (long for angel). I took her back, washed her up, cleaned her, gave her a nice haircut, but still no clothes... I would prefer a clothed girl instead of a naked one.... she seems to love my Hulk the most. Staring out of the bridge, just me and her gazing into the stars while the ships's strip miners tear away at asteroids... It's nice to have someones company who will be there and listen to you, since this event... I have found the love of my life. A fellow miner who enjoys fleeting up with me, and doesn't mind coming back to the station with me. We've talked for hours and made millions of isk. I even convinced her to get a haircut, it's a little short but hair just grows back. Since then, I have been torn between her and Angela... but only time will tell. It never hurts to have 2 love lifes... as long as the other does not find out about the other

Some call it rust, but I, I call it an extra layer of armor. Trust in the rust! Big guns kind of help in that situation as well...