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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#221 - 2013-01-01 11:06:09 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Is there any advice for getting males as a male? Ugh

Homosexual dudes are often very very similar to heterosexual ladies, in my experience.

Easier to attract them though.



Get OUT.

Perhaps it is you who should get IN.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#222 - 2013-01-01 11:06:55 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Amarra Mandalin wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Is there any advice for getting males as a male? Ugh


Start a new thread. The risk of transposing the advice is quite high, potentially leading to unfavorable outcomes.


HA I know what you're trying to say, and again it's something mean, but you're correct because regardless of sexual orientation, attractive is attractive



Seriously. Us gay men know when a woman is attractive. There is a reason Marilyn Monroe figures so highly in our collectibles and all that, in fact to the point of cliche.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#223 - 2013-01-01 11:14:18 UTC
ey Krixtal, been meaning to compliment your avatar and the ear ring. nice touch

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#224 - 2013-01-01 13:31:49 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
ey Krixtal, been meaning to compliment your avatar and the ear ring. nice touch


Big smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Amarra Mandalin
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#225 - 2013-01-01 15:35:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Amarra Mandalin
Rain6637 wrote:
Amarra Mandalin wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Is there any advice for getting males as a male? Ugh


Start a new thread. The risk of transposing the advice is quite high, potentially leading to unfavorable outcomes.


HA I know what you're trying to say, and again it's something mean, but you're correct because regardless of sexual orientation, attractive is attractive


Actually, I was trying to (did) say is that there are a bunch of stupid ***** on here who have a reading comprehension problem. But your version is more sweet. Cheers!
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#226 - 2013-01-01 18:50:31 UTC
reading most of the past couple pages has made me feel fussy. Sad
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#227 - 2013-01-01 20:26:38 UTC
Just be yourself man
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#228 - 2013-01-01 21:11:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
Amarra Mandalin wrote:
Rain6637 wrote:
Amarra Mandalin wrote:


Start a new thread. The risk of transposing the advice is quite high, potentially leading to unfavorable outcomes.


HA I know what you're trying to say, and again it's something mean, but you're correct because regardless of sexual orientation, attractive is attractive


Actually, I was trying to (did) say is that there are a bunch of stupid ***** on here who have a reading comprehension problem. But your version is more sweet. Cheers!


you're sooo witty. you have the personality of roseanne barr.

I'm happy for tom arnold because he's famous despite his lack of talent, and surprised because he managed to have relations with roseanne and not end up gay.

Ares Desideratus wrote:

Perhaps it is you who should get IN.


you could mean the closet, or is this a personal invitation... there's not enough context to really know

gay capsuleers in MY EVE?! how dare they

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#229 - 2013-01-01 21:43:06 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Amarra Mandalin wrote:
Rain6637 wrote:
Amarra Mandalin wrote:


Start a new thread. The risk of transposing the advice is quite high, potentially leading to unfavorable outcomes.


HA I know what you're trying to say, and again it's something mean, but you're correct because regardless of sexual orientation, attractive is attractive


Actually, I was trying to (did) say is that there are a bunch of stupid ***** on here who have a reading comprehension problem. But your version is more sweet. Cheers!


you're sooo witty. you have the personality of roseanne barr.

I'm happy for tom arnold because he's famous despite his lack of talent, and surprised because he managed to have relations with roseanne and not end up gay.

Ares Desideratus wrote:

Perhaps it is you who should get IN.


you could mean the closet, or is this a personal invitation... there's not enough context to really know

gay capsuleers in MY EVE?! how dare they

Not everything means something
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#230 - 2013-01-01 21:50:19 UTC
ok, but just so you know: when I read the comment last night, I thought you were extending an overt personal invitation. only just now did I see there was another meaning (the closet).

Help, I can't download EVE

President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub

PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#231 - 2013-01-01 22:43:53 UTC
Ares Desideratus wrote:
Just be yourself man



YOU certainly have Evil

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#232 - 2013-01-01 22:48:47 UTC
yep. definitely fussy.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#233 - 2013-01-01 23:39:36 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#234 - 2013-01-01 23:43:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
Rain6637 wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance ?



".......... to describe the feeling of discomfort when simultaneously holding two or more conflicting cognitions: ideas, beliefs, values or emotional reactions."

On the Forum this attitude is completely faked. These are just sad attention seekers who wouldn't know how to actually talk to another human being. Nor do they have the guts too. They have a lot of anger issues needing worked out so complete strangers get to be the psychological punching bags.

To them, their Internet Forum Anonymity Shield is the equivalent of Beer Bravery.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#235 - 2013-01-01 23:48:03 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#236 - 2013-01-01 23:53:38 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
participating in forums is never a great idea


Well, it can be.

One has to be ready to think of it as attending a lecture that is interrupted every 60 seconds by a psychotic drunk circus clown.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#237 - 2013-01-02 00:35:50 UTC
**** all that **** ^^

Forums are strictly for entertainment purposes.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#238 - 2013-01-02 02:59:50 UTC
Psychotic drunk circus clown reporting

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Wrayeth
Inexorable Retribution
#239 - 2013-01-02 03:04:38 UTC
Getting a girlfriend is rather simple: just use pickup lines, such as "does this smell like chloroform?"

In reality, I haven't bothered much with women for most of the past decade, so I'm not a good source of advice. I can't afford them. :P
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#240 - 2013-01-02 06:40:53 UTC
fantasy is better. my five girlfriends are spaceship pilots; kinda hard to top that