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Why can't I reprocess corpses?

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Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-12-30 10:58:06 UTC
They could turn into Micro Organisms or some such, I have quite a few corpses but no-one wants to buy them.
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#2 - 2012-12-30 11:02:16 UTC
Reprocess? Are you crazy?

I wanna be able to stick them on my hull or hang them around my room or pose them and make a puppet show.

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Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-12-30 11:04:08 UTC
Schmata Bastanold wrote:
Reprocess? Are you crazy?

I wanna be able to stick them on my hull or hang them around my room or pose them and make a puppet show.


I like your thought process, we need more uses for corpses!
Schmata Bastanold
In Boobiez We Trust
#4 - 2012-12-30 11:08:31 UTC
Only "reprocessing" I could like would be wearing their faces as mask. OMG, that would be ossum!

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Othran
Route One
#5 - 2012-12-30 11:17:28 UTC
Once upon a time, many years ago an Eve dev trolled the players by saying tech 3 weapons would be bio-weapons and so would require a biological component - like corpses Lol
Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-12-30 11:30:32 UTC
Or load them into launchers and fire them at our enemies.
Kitty Bear
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-12-30 12:08:31 UTC
If you read the game lore Quafe were very naughty.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#8 - 2012-12-30 13:50:31 UTC
I too would like to reprocess them and get a chance to recover some implants from the head...sadly it'll never happen. Just fill your cargohold with 10 of them before ya go to fight someone. If ya loose it's like a corpse pinata.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-12-30 14:05:02 UTC
Remember to buy

Sebiester brand human rinds! Big smile

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Zanzbar
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-12-30 15:29:27 UTC
Join the blood raiders, where you can get a degree in harvesting the flesh and blood of your victims for various medical and religious purposes.
Dheeradj Nurgle
Hoover Inc.
Snuffed Out
#11 - 2012-12-30 15:42:21 UTC
Zanzbar wrote:
Join the blood raiders, where you can get a degree in harvesting the flesh and blood of your victims for the lulz.


FTFY
Lady Naween
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-12-31 00:28:23 UTC
WHAT? You stack them up in your station hangar! Heck our FC has even allowed me to MWD far off the fleet and pick up corpses a few times as he knows my corpse fetish.

after all.. rigor mortis IS a girls best friend. There are plenty of us that buy corpses if not donate them to the EVE Cemetery (contact Azia Burgi)
Praxis Ginimic
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-12-31 00:57:50 UTC
Use them for grid-fu
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#14 - 2012-12-31 02:17:15 UTC
Kitty Bear wrote:
If you read the game lore Quafe were very naughty.

Maybe we could one day reprocess corpses into boosters and Quafe Zero!!

How did you Veterans start?
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-12-31 07:33:24 UTC
Why can't I reprocess corpses?

You can't coz ur not a butcher.
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#16 - 2012-12-31 14:24:08 UTC
Personally, I have a few ideas on how to get out most of my corpse collection....

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Karloth Valois
1st. Pariah Malefactor corp.
The New Eden Yacht Club.
#17 - 2012-12-31 15:42:12 UTC
You cant reprocess corpses once they have been *used*. Stop abusing your corpse collection

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Rams Trough'put
White Knight's Production inc.
#18 - 2012-12-31 16:30:33 UTC
I wanna duct tape them to my windshield wipers so they flop around as clean the view ports.

or have then on a cable trailing behind as I zoom around in my frig.
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#19 - 2012-12-31 18:10:24 UTC
Oblig.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#20 - 2012-12-31 21:39:57 UTC
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