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Capsy the Carebear harassment capsuleer.
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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#1 - 2012-12-30 19:01:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Cat Troll
Who lives in the east 'neath the Widow ship?
Carebear harassment capsuleer.
Who explains Carebear harassment to you and me?
Carebear harassment capsuleer.

"Don't bump that! Don't gank there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly capsuleer.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Carebear harassment capsuleer.


Hi blood thirsty capsuleers!
Did you know that when one little capsuleer bumps another little miner capsuleer, that's Carebear harassment?
That makes me a saaaaad capsuleer.

And when one little Capsuleer shows off his E-peen killboard of miners, that's fail PvP?
And that makes me a very sad capsuleer.


Now I'm going to pass these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every capsuleer harassment law.

"...Article 36, Section 19:
One capsuleer may not make comments about how flammable another capsuleers ship looks. If said capsuleer does
make a comment about how flammable the other capsuleers ship looks, the other capsuleer may put up a bounty on the first capsuleer."

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
ErrorRon
Turbo-Encabulator LLC
#2 - 2012-12-30 19:03:58 UTC
I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtItWL6GfSM CCP Gargant -  Dev of my heart.
Rhaetic
Black Ice Consortium
#3 - 2012-12-30 19:12:25 UTC
4/10 for jingle.

Don't quit your day job.
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#4 - 2012-12-30 19:15:29 UTC
Rhaetic wrote:
4/10 for jingle.

Don't quit your day job.

:<

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Mike Krieger
#5 - 2012-12-30 19:23:43 UTC
Rhaetic wrote:
4/10 for jingle.

Don't quit your day job.


I don't know. If he drew up some sort of mascot, this might just take off.

I'd personally go the Dora the Explorer route and make a raccoon colored frigate named Griefer.

Then every time Griefer would go to bump a miner, we'd all say 'Griefer no griefing!' three times and wag our fingers at him.

He would then go, 'AWWWWWW MAAAAN' and be off on his merry way.

'Cause that's how it works in game, right?
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#6 - 2012-12-30 19:28:39 UTC
Mike Krieger wrote:
Rhaetic wrote:
4/10 for jingle.

Don't quit your day job.


I don't know. If he drew up some sort of mascot, this might just take off.

I'd personally go the Dora the Explorer route and make a raccoon colored frigate named Griefer.

Then every time Griefer would go to bump a miner, we'd all say 'Griefer no griefing!' three times and wag our fingers at him.

He would then go, 'AWWWWWW MAAAAN' and be off on his merry way.

'Cause that's how it works in game, right?

That's a great idea!
I'm sure that if all the carebear capsulers would start saying "Griefer no griefing" then all the bumpers and gankers will go away!


-Capsy, the Carebear Harassment Capsuler

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-12-30 20:35:49 UTC
Mike Krieger wrote:
I'd personally go the Dora the Explorer route and make a raccoon colored frigate named Griefer.

Then every time Griefer would go to bump a miner, we'd all say 'Griefer no griefing!' three times and wag our fingers at him.

He would then go, 'AWWWWWW MAAAAN' and be off on his merry way.

This is pretty much the most awesome thing ever, plus it has authentic high-sec flavor.

CCP has no sense of humour.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-12-30 21:03:03 UTC
...can a viral Youtube video be next ? Blink

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Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#9 - 2012-12-30 21:06:52 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
...can a viral Youtube video be next ? Blink


Capsy the Carebear harassment Capsuler has really bad editing skills.


-Capsy

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Ines Tegator
Serious Business Inc. Ltd. LLC. etc.
#10 - 2012-12-30 21:37:09 UTC
Oh my... how flammable your ship looks!

Overhaul Dscan!
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-12-30 21:54:42 UTC
lol, nice one.


However, I'd just like to point out it's not spelled 'Capsuler', the correct spelling is 'Capsuleer'.




DMC

'The Plan' | California Eve Players | Proposal - The Endless Battle
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#12 - 2012-12-30 21:58:31 UTC
DeMichael Crimson wrote:
lol, nice one.


However, I'd just like to point out it's not spelled 'Capsuler', the correct spelling is 'Capsuleer'.




DMC

....I totally known that.
Yeah...


-Capsy

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."