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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2012-12-29 15:49:45 UTC
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol

Help, I can't download EVE

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Xtreem
Knockaround Guys Inc.
#2 - 2012-12-29 15:52:31 UTC
Mainly as that would be stupid :-P
AstraPardus
Earthside Mixlabs
#3 - 2012-12-29 15:57:39 UTC
Alts marrying alts...EVE version of inbreeding? D:
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Vrexstus Mercana
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-12-29 16:04:36 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol



hm having sex inside a capsule would prove....

Uncomfortable...

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Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#5 - 2012-12-29 16:10:55 UTC
official says "Until death do you part"

bride activates smartbombs, pods groom, runs off with all his moneys.

this is why a pre-nuptial agreement is vital :O

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Randolph Rothstein
whatever corp.
#6 - 2012-12-29 16:58:54 UTC
you are a clone,if you died you d loose your wedding ring - try telling that to your spouse Shocked
Ginger Barbarella
#7 - 2012-12-29 17:05:32 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol


Points for originality.

Oh, wait...

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-12-29 17:08:02 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol


you need help

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Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#9 - 2012-12-29 17:14:28 UTC
"...until podding does you apart."

Hmm... would probably work for short term relationships I guess (depends on capsuleer, of course).

"...until biomassing does you apart."

That might work.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
YoYo NickyYo
Doomheim
#10 - 2012-12-29 17:18:26 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol



Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode. Shocked



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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#11 - 2012-12-29 17:19:14 UTC
Ah, shotgun weddings instead of ransom.

I already see pirates and other Low-Sec inhabitants accumulate their own little harems now that bounties are no longer a status symbol.... Twisted

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#12 - 2012-12-29 17:21:09 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol

No need for that, make an alt corp and you don't have to pay taxes. Highsec~

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Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#13 - 2012-12-29 17:23:54 UTC
YoYo NickyYo wrote:
Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode.


Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#14 - 2012-12-29 17:23:57 UTC
In the distant future, marriage is a meaningless cultural phenomenon.

The way it should be.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-12-29 17:26:22 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol



Tell me all about how you're tired of your husband. I'll find a way to make him regret being meanie with you sweathart Lol

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#16 - 2012-12-29 17:26:46 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
YoYo NickyYo wrote:
Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode.

Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet.

Oh ho, I see what you might be making reference to.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#17 - 2012-12-29 17:31:09 UTC
As long as we get our own divorce court sub forum.


I'd watch the **** out of it.

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-12-29 17:36:37 UTC
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
YoYo NickyYo wrote:
Excessive bonding between males pretending to be females and males pretending to be males will disrupt the space time continuum and cause EVE to implode.

Japan exists & Earth hasn't imploded yet.

Oh ho, I see what you might be making reference to.



Every pod pilot now has to spin his ship at least 100000² to make the blue geme get again the good spining speed.

On my mark !!!

3...

2...

1...

Gow !!

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Dea della Morte
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-12-29 17:50:39 UTC
Biggest waste of dev time I can possibly imagine

Realworldwithspaceships Online is not something anyone would want to play. Stupid suggestion
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#20 - 2012-12-29 18:16:39 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
hey, how come capsuleers never enter marriage contracts

for example, in the american style with tax breaks and a split of assets if they separate Lol

Because of that closed door.

Remove standings and insurance.
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