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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#141 - 2012-12-28 00:13:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Seven Koskanaiken
Telegram Sam wrote:
Well, the problem we have now is the Alpha-type male isn't a good nurturer. He's selfish, willful, and promiscuous. What the female needs now is a Beta male "nice guy." A reasonable, thoughtful, responsible nice guy who will sacrifice his freedom for the kid.

-Therefore, the human female's mission is to mate with an Alpha, and then immediately turn him into a Beta. Please take a moment to ponder that. Look for examples in relationships/marriage you have seen.

-And now, for nature's cruelest trick of all-- After bearing children, and turning her mate into a Beta male, the human female still finds Alpha males the most attractive. (The impulse to mate with the stronger gene-bearer naturally doesn't just automatically turn off after signing a marriage certificate). So, the female still respects Alpha males the most-- but her mate is a wimpy Beta. Poor Beta mate is constantly being compared to Alpha males and found wanting. Poor female is in a quandary if wanting her mate to be Alpha, but still provide vital child-rearing and "nest building" roles.

Valid theory? You make the call. Smile


That isn't the female., that your own body betraying you.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-15-daddybrain15_cv_N.htm

About three weeks before the baby arrives, levels of testosterone — sometimes called the "male hormone," associated with competitiveness, aggression and sex drive — fall by roughly a third, Brizendine says.

That may have helped the species to survive, she says. A human baby needs two full-time caregivers — maybe more. So a baby is more likely to survive if Dad is at home to help, rather than out looking for new romantic conquests, she says.

Bill Stratbucker, 40, was surprised at the things he did after his twins were born — such as going out to buy nipple shields for his wife, which help babies nurse. "Some part of me felt like I wanted to hold on to the way I was before kids," says Stratbucker, a pediatrician in Grand Rapids, Mich., whose twins are now 6 years old. "You just change and mature a lot."

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#142 - 2012-12-28 00:15:24 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
The culture pushed in the West is basically "men are buffoons and morons who are all wrong and needs a woman to change them for the better" while "women are always right and should not be judged".


seems perfectly reasonable to me! Blink


I remember some scientific (could've been Scientific but it seemed legit, might have been from cracked Big smile) arcticle that said the ideal marriage involves a woman 5 years younger and smarter than the guy who's just there for the emotional support. those are the ones that apparently work Big smile

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#143 - 2012-12-28 08:58:14 UTC
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#144 - 2012-12-28 09:34:59 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?


Maybe she lost your number. You should leave her a ton of messages

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#145 - 2012-12-28 10:34:04 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?



Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#146 - 2012-12-28 10:45:14 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?


Maybe she lost your number. You should leave her a ton of messages


This. If you dont message her every 15 mins she wont know you care.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#147 - 2012-12-28 11:11:24 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?


Maybe she lost your number. You should leave her a ton of messages


This. If you dont message her every 15 mins she wont know you care.


and make sure to utilize lots of mouth breathing and under your breath grunts in these messages.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#148 - 2012-12-28 11:16:16 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?


Maybe she lost your number. You should leave her a ton of messages


This. If you dont message her every 15 mins she wont know you care.


and make sure to utilize lots of mouth breathing and under your breath grunts in these messages.


Well thats an obvious given. And remember to hang up and call back every few minutes.

Thats how pro neck beards do it.

My serious advice is play a sport or get a physical hobby. I recommend rowing and surfing as its awesome. Big smile

Look good on a board and slightly neurotic girls shall come!

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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#149 - 2012-12-28 11:16:39 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?



Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later?

Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong?

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#150 - 2012-12-28 15:00:09 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Graygor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?


Maybe she lost your number. You should leave her a ton of messages


This. If you dont message her every 15 mins she wont know you care.


and make sure to utilize lots of mouth breathing and under your breath grunts in these messages.


Well thats an obvious given. And remember to hang up and call back every few minutes.

Thats how pro neck beards do it.

My serious advice is play a sport or get a physical hobby. I recommend rowing and surfing as its awesome. Big smile

Look good on a board and slightly neurotic girls shall come!


It only takes about 2 years (going out at least 4x a week) to start looking good on a board.

Join the Marines and you can look good in 3 months (Royal Marines I believe is 6) Blink

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Elias Greyhand
#151 - 2012-12-28 19:29:25 UTC
FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.


Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend?

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#152 - 2012-12-28 20:12:03 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.


Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend?


i believe that it was suggested early on that EvE was the only mistress a man needs.
Casirio
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#153 - 2012-12-28 20:23:11 UTC
dont try too hard, dont be overly nice, dont cave into every little naggy emotion she has or off the wall request. women like man with a backbone and that has goals in life, i.e. a job. just be yourself, and if she likes you for you then its the right person.
Black Panpher
CastleKickers
Rote Kapelle
#154 - 2012-12-28 20:53:59 UTC
Show them your killboard stats!
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#155 - 2012-12-28 21:00:26 UTC
Black Panpher wrote:
Show them your killboard stats!

Big smile Show them how many m3 per second of veldspar your ship pulls in!
Elias Greyhand
#156 - 2012-12-28 21:11:45 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
FACT: Every Royal Marine has a royal title.


Has anyone, as I've only seen half-decent advice and mocking, put forward the notion of not getting a girlfriend?


i believe that it was suggested early on that EvE was the only mistress a man needs.


Mistress =/= Girlfriend

Both require humping, usually, but only one has the requirement for messy things like emotions (generally speaking).

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#157 - 2012-12-29 04:41:42 UTC
Chribba wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?



Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later?

Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong?




Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#158 - 2012-12-29 05:36:29 UTC
OP just go to a farm or ranch and tell the owner you're looking for a stable mate of the opposite gender.

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Elias Greyhand
#159 - 2012-12-29 13:23:24 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?



Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later?

Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong?




Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me.



Try getting caught inside her bedroom with nightvision goggles.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#160 - 2012-12-29 13:56:55 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Chribba wrote:
I read this thread from page to page, I'm still not sure why she hasn't called me back?



Does she know who you are or do you keep that a secret until later?

Obviously she doesn't know me! How else would I be able to be a creepy stalker? Am I doing it wrong?




Not sure. Have you tried getting caught outside her bedroom window with night-vision goggles? Works for me.



Try getting caught inside her bedroom with nightvision goggles.

All of these suggestions are great, but so far all I got was this lousy restraining order? Did I miss a step somewhere?

/c

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