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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#6701 - 2012-12-25 02:05:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime
^ My earlier attempt to escape from your quarters after that drugging / kidnap episode seems futile as the door to freedom still remains closed. A well stocked mini-bar and the festivities afoot certainly induces one to stay and enjoy the party.

Happy Christmas Big smileBig smileBig smile

Applicable to all horny capsuleers in this thread since the season of good will is upon us and my spirits are high - send me 250m with the desciption "Festive Spirit" and you will receive 500m back in swift time. Big smile

Concord Approved Trader
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6702 - 2012-12-25 02:41:42 UTC
Change your sig if you say things like that P

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#6703 - 2012-12-25 03:01:19 UTC
I wake up and make eye contact.

A pillow fight ensues Big smile

Epic struggle and feathers fly.

Who wins Blink

Tune in tomorrow for the results Big smile

Concord Approved Trader
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6704 - 2012-12-25 03:29:48 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
I wake up and make eye contact.

A pillow fight ensues Big smile

Epic struggle and feathers fly.

Who wins Blink

Tune in tomorrow for the results Big smile


There is no winner... once all feathers are expended making out starts, describing anything after that = permaban from forums

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Rosa Larosa
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6705 - 2012-12-25 03:41:47 UTC
Do you have room for one more, girlfriend?
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#6706 - 2012-12-25 04:11:04 UTC
The latch to her hutch is always open or so i hear, welcome to the party Big smile

Concord Approved Trader
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6707 - 2012-12-25 04:36:44 UTC
I get the feeling I'm being called a **** Sad

Oh well, last chance to the dorks if they hot enough Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#6708 - 2012-12-25 06:06:00 UTC
So, have you been naughty, or nice this year?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6709 - 2012-12-25 06:08:03 UTC
Nice, why would you ask such a thing?

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#6710 - 2012-12-25 06:23:37 UTC
one gets you pampering and/or creative use of the zero gravity points in my vessel, and ther other a good spanking.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6711 - 2012-12-25 10:34:45 UTC
*leaves the long end of an anti pampering device falling out of her hand to the ground*

Naughty or nice...irrelevant for me! Twisted

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6712 - 2012-12-25 12:16:54 UTC
One portion of creative spanking with good use of zero gravity points please!
Etherealclams
#6713 - 2012-12-25 14:26:52 UTC
Let me motor boat them. PLEASE.

http://aclamthatrants.blogspot.com/ Read up on my adventures.
Misha M'Liena
Rui Freelance Mining
#6714 - 2012-12-25 14:45:32 UTC
*motorboats*
Merry xmas

Not as innocent as she appears.™  
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#6715 - 2012-12-25 14:47:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
Tantha, I will fulfill your wish, if you fulfill Ethers wish.

...you will? Great!

Ok now, stand still while,....
*maximum credible bar appears, destroying half of the channel and inflicting hazardous damage to whole evegate*

edit:
*adds Misha to the scene, maximising destructive effectiveness even more*

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#6716 - 2012-12-25 21:48:21 UTC
So miss Kaltana, have you been naughty this year?

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#6717 - 2012-12-25 23:01:22 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
So miss Kaltana, have you been naughty this year?


Oh, you want to keep on sleeping?

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#6718 - 2012-12-25 23:11:20 UTC
Oh hello good sir.
Allow me to make you a sammich and bring you some beer while you play video games.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#6719 - 2012-12-25 23:16:24 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Oh hello good sir.
Allow me to make you a sammich and bring you some beer while you play video games.



"Oh, sounds like an awesome offer, Miss..." Sees facial expression "Oh, shi-"

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6720 - 2012-12-26 04:06:58 UTC
Oh God... its way too early.

*goes back to sleep*

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate