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Best Bio's in EvE
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Shallaxy
#1 - 2012-12-25 00:30:25 UTC
Well one of the many things in EvE that I love is player Bio's. Some are great, some are inside jokes and some are even annoying. So I was just wondering who thinks they have or have found the best bio out there in EvE!
I'd submit mine to be "best" but honestly it sucks.

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Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-12-25 00:33:33 UTC
uhm ..... never read them.... ShockedSad
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-12-25 00:35:22 UTC
Backdoor Bandit...

"Defending YOUR right to approach from the rear" Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
masternerdguy
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-12-25 00:36:36 UTC
"Torvin Yulus" goonspiracy bio about BoB being a shadow alliance for Goons and Gooncademy.

Things are only impossible until they are not.
Ovv Topik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-12-25 00:37:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Ovv Topik
Anything that doesnt have the oblagitory :
www.youtube.com/HamsterRapedbyGerbil
type link.
Thats so old now.

"Nicknack, I'm in a shoe in space, on my computer, in my house, with a cup of coffee, in't that something." - Fly Safe PopPaddi. o7

Din'stalor Alaric
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-12-25 00:45:12 UTC
i quite like mine -

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you."

Solo 4 Life.1v1 always honored, flying without booster alt since Oct 2010. No ransoms honored even if offered :)
Etherealclams
#7 - 2012-12-25 00:52:29 UTC
Mine is clearly the best.

http://aclamthatrants.blogspot.com/ Read up on my adventures.
Dark Calling
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-12-25 02:29:30 UTC
Din'stalor Alaric wrote:
i quite like mine -

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you."


I just watched Taken 2.. It was pretty good =)

Lol Nice Bio..

Failure Is Not Falling Down.. Failure Is Refusing To Get Back Up
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-12-25 04:15:00 UTC
I nominate yours truly.