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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#101 - 2012-12-23 02:09:20 UTC
so anything over 125lbs is "fat?"

lol. k
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#102 - 2012-12-23 02:30:42 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
so anything over 125lbs is "fat?"

lol. k


Yup

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Miss Piggy
Doomheim
#103 - 2012-12-23 04:30:22 UTC
125lb's is incredibly fat.

Most gm's can vouch for this.
Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#104 - 2012-12-23 06:07:42 UTC
Akita T wrote:
Pick a barely legal one and slowly mentally mold her to your liking ?


Brainwashing. Always good..

j/k don't do that. Lol
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Mars Theran
Foreign Interloper
#105 - 2012-12-23 06:08:18 UTC
Miss Piggy wrote:
125lb's is incredibly fat.

Most gm's can vouch for this.


Only if you're a Norwegian Gnome
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#106 - 2012-12-23 06:59:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Lots of, uh, good advice in this thread.

Whatever happened to the good old fashioned club them on the head and drag them back to your cave?

BTW, NEVER go with total body weight! Good God you people are thick. Muscle density is everything. Besides your best pinup girls and belly dancers are in the 125-150lb range. If you want a girl with no curves, you might as well go gay.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#107 - 2012-12-23 09:08:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
How do I get a girlfriend?

Very simple.

Video guide

At last you can get GF for a while ;)

EvE isn't game, its style of living.
Skylitsa
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#108 - 2012-12-24 02:29:16 UTC
Mail me, boys. The woman of your wet dreams MAY choose you! (if you are godly enough for me ofc)
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#109 - 2012-12-24 05:02:18 UTC
Skylitsa wrote:
Mail me, boys. The woman of your wet dreams MAY choose you! (if you are godly enough for me ofc)


very enjoyable. thank you for that lol
Zedrich Ederech
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2012-12-24 08:02:23 UTC
This might help all of you.
www.djbible.classicalgasemissions.com/book_of_pook.pdf
It is not intended as a 'walkthrough' or a 'guide' that is to be followed to the letter, but merely a source of information and as reference.

Good luck, fellow eggers.


...sadly in my case..

...one does not just simply walk into the tourist district, grab a girl, spend the night, and find oneself in a relationship the next day.
Jawas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#111 - 2012-12-24 17:35:14 UTC
Usually a bit of rock will make a woman yours. It's 100% foolproof and works every time.

The problem is finding a suitable rock in the garden and making sure you're not still around when they wake up afterward.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#112 - 2012-12-24 18:13:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Lots of, uh, good advice in this thread.

Whatever happened to the good old fashioned club them on the head and drag them back to your cave?

BTW, NEVER go with total body weight! Good God you people are thick. Muscle density is everything. Besides your best pinup girls and belly dancers are in the 125-150lb range. If you want a girl with no curves, you might as well go gay.

You boys saying 125 lbs. or less are unnecessarily restricting your own field.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#113 - 2012-12-24 18:32:51 UTC
Skylitsa wrote:
Mail me, boys. The woman of your wet dreams MAY choose you! (if you are godly enough for me ofc)


I cameBig smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Ion Crux
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#114 - 2012-12-25 05:58:10 UTC
I like to be myself, if i try to be someone i am not then when i let all my gaming stuff and nerd out they wont run for the hills!
Ion Crux
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#115 - 2012-12-25 05:59:33 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
so anything over 125lbs is "fat?"

lol. k

Not for me!, I am a guy who likes... how do i say this..... Curvy girls.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#116 - 2012-12-25 05:59:50 UTC
Ion Crux wrote:
I like to be myself, if i try to be someone i am not then when i let all my gaming stuff and nerd out they wont run for the hills!


Point is you've already done them by then so it won't matter.... then you start working on your next victim

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#117 - 2012-12-25 07:59:03 UTC
There are two things women do that I just can't figure out.


1. The remove their eyebrows and then draw on new ones.
2. They shave their legs, but then wear dark tinted hose that makes them look like they have hairy legs at a distance.

Heck, I might as well shave my sack and put on little fuzzy sack socks or something. Makes just as much sense.



Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#118 - 2012-12-25 10:46:48 UTC
If these are the only two things you can't figure out on women...you should be fine. ^-^

Pinups | Bloodhorses
Aerethir El-Kharisti
#119 - 2012-12-25 23:11:13 UTC
Why is this thread not locked? It is incredibly bad trolling What?

With great power comes great electricity bill.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#120 - 2012-12-26 00:01:03 UTC
Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote:
Why is this thread not locked? It is incredibly bad trolling What?


This is not trolling... this is relationship advice from the Eve playerbase

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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