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Rancer open for xmas

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SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#1 - 2012-12-24 14:54:28 UTC
Since it is Christmas, Seasons Greetings to all and as a special event please bring your faction fitted BS to Rancer for a special Christmas gift.

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
Tipsy Titteron
Do You Even Irony Broew
#2 - 2012-12-24 16:14:29 UTC
I will be right there in my officer fit machariel!

Oh boy, I hope its a jolly good present you have for me, good sir!
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#3 - 2012-12-24 16:47:03 UTC
I'll bring my Guardian-Vexor.

Blink

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
T'kimat
Inner Geek
#4 - 2012-12-24 17:31:28 UTC
Mike Adoulin wrote:
I'll bring my Guardian-Vexor.

Blink


In your Itty V of course..
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2012-12-24 18:37:04 UTC
OMW with my officer fitted Vindicator full of PLEX.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Eternal Error
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-12-24 20:30:37 UTC
I endorse this product and/or service
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#7 - 2012-12-24 21:02:44 UTC
If it is a trap, it is a bad one: All shall fall before the might of my mighty Snowball Launcher!

Je suis Paris // Köln // Brüssel // Orlando // Nice // Würzburg, München, Ansbach // Saint-Étienne-du-Rouvray

Je suis Berlin // Fort Lauderdale // London // St. Petersburg // Stockholm

Je suis [?]
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-12-25 03:33:30 UTC
I will bring my Tribal Tempest that is obviously officer fit

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Chuck Utama
Doomheim
#9 - 2012-12-25 07:06:21 UTC
Wait!

Don't all go in at once! They'll dock up.

Single file and we'll get the surprise!

On a side note, I say we clone Santo and put 1 on each Minnie Gates.
He's doing better than those rust bucket gate guns anyway!
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#10 - 2012-12-25 10:54:30 UTC
Chuck Utama wrote:
Wait!

Don't all go in at once! They'll dock up.

Single file and we'll get the surprise!

On a side note, I say we clone Santo and put 1 on each Minnie Gates.
He's doing better than those rust bucket gate guns anyway!




[insert Santo's Grotto joke here]

Scammers are currently selling killrights on this toon for up to 5mil, if you have paid for this service demand your money back at once.

Killing me should be for free.
ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2012-12-25 17:22:43 UTC
Merry Christmas, Rancer residents and nearby victims!!




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Etherealclams
#12 - 2012-12-25 18:36:57 UTC
I stopped by in my "Expensive" Rifter. Someone tried to shoot me :,( How could you guys? I thought we we're friends!

http://aclamthatrants.blogspot.com/ Read up on my adventures.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#13 - 2012-12-25 19:20:41 UTC
Where is Cat when we need her most?

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