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If you got a job offer from CCP...

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stoicfaux
#221 - 2012-12-22 19:37:33 UTC
CCP WiRL

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#222 - 2012-12-22 20:18:34 UTC
CCCP FatherRussia

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Shaylon
Reckless Entity Enterprises
Reckless Empire
#223 - 2012-12-22 21:24:12 UTC
CCP IP
Bane Loppknow
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#224 - 2012-12-22 22:42:08 UTC
CCP Loppness

also

CCP Honorificabilitudinitatibus

Or CCP Almost.
Ares Desideratus
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#225 - 2012-12-22 22:50:07 UTC
CCP Ares Desideratus
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#226 - 2012-12-23 00:25:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Johan Civire
CCP ...... wait what? nah iam to stupid to work there. Shocked but i wish i can see how to working Lol but again how Cry
Abditus Cularius
Clancularius Industries
#227 - 2012-12-23 00:47:11 UTC
CCP NoThanks, based on the glassdoor posts.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#228 - 2012-12-23 01:04:43 UTC
CCP DeadNode
Red Teufel
Calamitous-Intent
#229 - 2012-12-23 01:16:59 UTC
CCP Soup Nazi
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Horse Feathers
CAStabouts
#230 - 2012-12-23 05:09:13 UTC
CCP Ghoti, or CCP HRGWLFTH

thhief ghabmoef
MotherMoon
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#231 - 2012-12-23 05:24:00 UTC
IF? I better get one soon

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1206/scimi.jpg
Ittos
Beards Confirmed
#232 - 2012-12-23 09:07:38 UTC
I'd have to go with CCP NullPointer
Karha Cloudwalker
Cloudwalker Enterprises
#233 - 2012-12-23 14:30:44 UTC
I would turn it down in a heartbeat.

I can only imagine how much "fun" I'd have...
Miss Piggy
Doomheim
#234 - 2012-12-23 15:04:54 UTC
Not sure about the name but i would go on a diet.
Garr Earthbender
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#235 - 2012-12-23 15:45:17 UTC
CCP Chuck Norris

-Scissors is overpowered, rock is fine. -Paper
Jacob Holland
Weyland-Vulcan Industries
#236 - 2012-12-23 17:31:25 UTC
CCP MilitaryExpert

Then I'd only need to say really obvious stuff Blink
Grauth Thorner
Vicious Trading Company
#237 - 2012-12-23 23:52:47 UTC
YMCCPA

View real-time damage statistics in-game

>EVE Live DPS Graph application forum thread

>iciclesoft.com
Kyshonuba
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#238 - 2012-12-24 00:22:02 UTC
CCP Facepalm
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#239 - 2012-12-24 00:43:30 UTC
CCP IWHBYD

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Marcus Caspius
#240 - 2012-12-24 00:46:28 UTC
CCP OMFG Not this thread again... Blink

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