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Gavjack Bunk is a Corp Thief.

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Zeke Mobius
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-12-20 22:25:09 UTC
The short version - Gavjack Bunk is a corp thief - beware of assets if you allow him in your corp.

The longer version. Gavjack Bunk has flown with my corp(s) for almost 2 years now, off and on. I would wager for a combined total of 6-8 months over the 2 year span I have known him. Gavjack did quite a bit of training for my corp, and really was one of the better PVP pilots I have ran into during my time in EVE. I was a little disappointed to see that 2 years of fairly constant EVE time was worth 8 Billion or so in POS theft.

I gave him a director role a few months back, and didn't think much about theft. Honestly, for the time he has put in with my corp, and the PVP experience he offered I would have gladly given him 8 billion if needed.

The main takeaway here is that Gavjack will not have a problem putting 2 years of effort into flying with you and your corp then turn around and steal from you. I wish I could say I was angry over the matter, I am really just more disappointed that 2 years of player interaction was worth a relatively small POS heist...

Enjoy the ships.
Caius Sivaris
Dark Nexxus
#2 - 2012-12-20 23:18:19 UTC
Yeah he took way too long. At least I can have him back now.
Mikeh24
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2012-12-20 23:21:38 UTC
I like how people always say things such as:

Arrow "It was a small heist" & "Only 8 bill, I would have given it to him"

If it's really no big deal then this is the proper place to post.

Arrow"I gave him roles and he stole from us"

Moar tears plox.
Tareel Jax
Viper-Squad
Pandemic Horde
#4 - 2012-12-21 23:00:13 UTC
I would have stole a Nyx ....
CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#5 - 2012-12-22 00:48:54 UTC
Hahahahhahahahahah this is exactly what I am doing

About 6 months ago I was made a director -

I am currently sitting on
bpo's (circa 40b)
corps ships + loot hanger (4 years worth like 400b)
6 vangels
a pos network that spans eve and is FULL of isk
a partridge in a pear tree
4 kettle doves
And a lemon

I post this because I am so confident that if anyone reads this from my corp they'll think I'm trolling

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2012-12-22 00:58:13 UTC
There is just too much proof here to sift through...can anyone give me the bullet points from this massive pile of proof so that I may formulate an appropriate troll for this thread?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Sith1s Spectre
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-12-22 12:02:27 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
There is just too much proof here to sift through...can anyone give me the bullet points from this massive pile of proof so that I may formulate an appropriate troll for this thread?



Here you go sir

1.

Resident forum troll and fashion consultant

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#8 - 2012-12-22 18:42:48 UTC
Zeke Mobius wrote:
I would have gladly given him 8 billion



I think ya did.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#9 - 2012-12-22 19:51:02 UTC
I, too, am disappointed. He clearly did not steal enough on his way out. I mean really, 2 years for 8 bil?

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Fractal Muse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-12-22 19:54:01 UTC
Zeke Mobius wrote:
I wish I could say I was angry over the matter, I am really just more disappointed that 2 years of player interaction was worth a relatively small POS heist...

I agree, at today's market prices for PLEX, 2 years is worth 13.7 billion ISK.
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-12-23 12:02:47 UTC
Tah'ris Khlador wrote:
I, too, am disappointed. He clearly did not steal enough on his way out. I mean really, 2 years for 8 bil?

Nope, 8 Bil for 2 years.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2012-12-23 14:33:32 UTC
If he had access to more then it would be a higher figure morons. You can't steal more than there is.

I doubt this was premeditated so saying "2 years for 8b" is pure stupidity.

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eng1371
Five-0
#13 - 2012-12-27 14:12:38 UTC
A friend of mine on that same day asked if I wanted some free ships I gladly flew 20 jumps and got free stuffs, so I just wanted to say Thank you!!!
Turgesson
Gorillaz In The Mist
#14 - 2012-12-27 14:35:01 UTC
I was wondering why that Orca was so cheap. Handouts are the best!

Sorry to the guy on the short end of this particular stick but tis ok now that you're poor and hungry I'm sure you'll be motivated to do better.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-12-27 17:51:16 UTC
Two years work for 8b? I've gotten more for two weeks worth.

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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-12-27 18:48:42 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Two years work for 8b? I've gotten more for two weeks worth.


Yeah, but then CCP has to reset your wallets.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-12-28 08:16:41 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Two years work for 8b? I've gotten more for two weeks worth.


Yeah, but then CCP has to reset your wallets.


I've never had my wallet reset after a corp theft.

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Phennick Vronsky
Systems High Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#18 - 2012-12-28 08:57:57 UTC
haha what we are forgetting this guy has been using this guys corp on and off over the 2 years but only actually spent 6-8 months in his corp. Now what would be nice is to see another CEO's tears for the same guy for the time that he wasn't in Sharp Enterprises Twisted

so really 8B for 6-8 months work aint bad at all especially if he has been doing the same thing when not doing you guys over Smile

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Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#19 - 2012-12-28 19:45:27 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
If he had access to more then it would be a higher figure morons. You can't steal more than there is.

I doubt this was premeditated so saying "2 years for 8b" is pure stupidity.


It's true. My moronic thinking somehow considered this premeditated. Forgive me?

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