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Want to make 20mil? INVEST BY SENDING ME YOUR FACE OR ONE OF YOUR UGLY FRIEND!

Author
Lord Mandelor
Oruze Cruise
White Stag Exit Bag
#1 - 2011-10-23 06:48:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Mandelor
Greetings good people of New Eden!

As I have traveled among the stars I have seen all manner of people, from the strange looking, to the ugly, to the hideous, to the downright Minmatar.
What I offer to you is a scavenger hunt. I want you to find me what you believe, in your opinion, to be the most UNIQUE face in all of New Eden.

BUT WHY?
Because when us Industrialists stare at asteroids too long the voices tell us to do things.

BUT HOW?
Simple! Just send me an EVE Mail with a link to a character name (or none if you think YOURS is most unique) with the subject heading being "MY FACE! GIVE ME BACK MY FACE!" or something else involving the word face not directly related to Watchmen. Will I respond? Not yet! If you WIN however, you'll be contacted and the face and other info will be posted on a small outlet newspaper site run by my corporation. The "uniqueness" of the face will be judged by myself and a team of seven highly trained Hornet IIs I bought from a mysterious Amarr trader with one foot smaller than the other and a screwy eye in Jita.
The search ends in ONE WEEK!

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
Twenty million isk! Along with being featured in a relatively unknown coalition website! Now of course, many of you handsome, rich devils like myself may say that "I wipe myself with 20mil". Indeed we do! However, it is still money for minimal effort, and if you're new to the piloting career in New Eden you'll have a much needed boost to buy that shiny new destroyer, or whatever ships you guys wet your pants over.

YOU'RE INSANE
Do you want the money or not?

WHAT IF SOMEONE SENDS THE FACE I DID BEFORE ME?
They get the money.

WHAT IF SOMEONE SENDS "MY" FACE, AND I SEND MY OWN AFTER THEM?
They still get the money.

So what'd you say lads? WHO WILL FIND ME AN AMUSING MUG?
Lord Mandelor
Oruze Cruise
White Stag Exit Bag
#2 - 2011-10-23 18:11:49 UTC
Well! Quite a few mails already! Also, to answer a question that was asked in a few of them, the contest will end on this coming Saturday at 23:59 EVE time.
Also of note, Large Collideable Object's face has been sent MANY times.