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A Twisted View of the Gifts

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Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
#41 - 2012-12-21 13:32:03 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Carbon
...CCP gave me a dildo. Are they trying to tell me something...?


Yeah, go **** yourself!!

None of my gifts use batteries.... And I got a MALE helper Shocked
Inzax
#42 - 2012-12-21 13:43:49 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:


...CCP gave me a dildo. Are they trying to tell me something...?



I have a "little helper".....can we cross fit the two....you know....in the name of "art" and whatnot.
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#43 - 2012-12-21 21:04:38 UTC
I really enjoy the gifts you gave me this year CCP, I really do. And a big thank you with hugs and kisses and other naughty things I plan to do with my little helper, female.

But why, oh why did I receive a lump of carbon?

I was good this year, I promise.

Ok, there was that 'one' snarky forum post.

Then there was that 'one' time I stole from someone's can, but I gave it all back. Just because I sold it back to them, doesn't make me a bad person.

I did wardec that 'one' corp, but they double dog dared me. And you simply can not ignore a double dog dare. 'Fun' was had on both sides. Honest, I'm totally legit in saying that.

I do not take sides in other people's war, but trade munitions to both sides. That's 'fair', isn't it?

Ok, maybe a 'few' things I've done were 'questionable', but I'm a good, up standing, freedom loving, flag waving Gallente with a heart of gold. I wouldn't lie to you CCP, I promise and cross my heart.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#44 - 2012-12-21 21:11:47 UTC
Ruskarn Andedare wrote:
Raneru wrote:
Iskimo Nell wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
I also got a thing that can be refined into "A handful of stars" whatever that is What?


It was a mini monolith.

Go watch 2001 now - we will wait.

"It's full of stars!"


Don't - Its a terrible film.


... If you're a short-attention span, lotsa explosions lover.

However if you like quality movies go see it.


Watched both 2001 and 2010 with my 11 year old daughter.

While she didn't quite understand everything in the first movie, she definitely agreed it was far better then 2010. She felt the travel sequence when Dave entered the Monolith was freaky, but very cool.

2001 ranks up there as one of the best Sci-Fi movies of all time. Though I'm still undecided if I like the movie or the book better.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.
Istvann
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2012-12-22 14:54:31 UTC
I got the caldari ship and I am minnie. Anyone want to trade? I would rather have the minnie ship. I am online now.
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